Birth A.D. to destroy hippie music festival

Take old thrash bands like DRI, SOD and throw in a dash of The Misfits, and you get Birth A.D. from Austin. They write short songs with punk/metal riff hybrids. They’re funny and insightful. Even more, they scorn your civilization. They are a mocking voice of discrimination against stupidity.

And now, they’re going to help destroy SXSW, the music festival in Austin. They’re going to overturn the overflowing portapotties! Smash the overpriced drinks! Disruptive the self-indulgent, navel-gazing indie rock tripe that passes for “profound” among the clueless! And probably sodomize some eardrums.

They’ll be a Headhunter’s on Saturday, 3/20 at midnight. For more information, see the SXSW show directory or read the Examiner article.

When in hipster-infested, poseur-ridden, hippie-aggrandizing, ego-centric, egalitarian and oblivious Austin, don’t get AIDS (there’s really nothing else to recommend there, except maybe seeing the FREE Voivod show).

0 thoughts on “Birth A.D. to destroy hippie music festival”

  1. Adrian McCoy says:

    Sounds interesting…maybe we should try to get this band to beat up Korn’s gay asses huh?

    “They are a mocking voice of discrimination against stupidity.”

    I agree! Which is why I trash the shit out of wigger rap/rockers like Korn, Necro, and ICP… (I do however like Body Count, because they are actually from the ghetto and thus they have a legitimate reason for acting like thugs. I don

  2. Rex says:

    “Disruptive the self-indulgent, navel-gazing indie rock tripe that passes for

  3. T.G. says:

    Wow, Rex, I understand that people who disagree with you are gay? That sucks. I bet a lot of people do. Oh well, we all know how important arguments about preference in music are! Hahahahaha!

  4. Rex/Adrian says:

    I suck cocks.

  5. Cargast says:

    Wow, I don’t agree with this, so you must be gay. You think fans of those bands, i.e. retards, actually think? They listen to meaningless trash because it speaks to them, you know – like attracts like. Metal on the other hand is invigorating and enjoyable, just like the entirely heterosexual antics suggested in your writing. You sound like an assburger who wants to be Denis Cleveland. At least one thing’s guaranteed, the indie rock fans will burn out in their mid twenties and become soulless machines operating solely for the benefit of the Great Capitalist Empire of America while you pursue a less destructive and less self-destructive lifestyle with goals and aspirations reaching out beyond the self, you disgruntled idiot.

    Adrian McCoy, are you twelve? You sound like you’re twelve. Either way, you’re fucking twelve.

  6. Adrian McCoy says:

    I’m twelve and I suck cocks.

  7. Adrian McCoy says:

    I really, really, hate you guys…

    FUCK NU-METAL!!!

  8. fuck says:

    Hey Adrian, I heard you suck cocks.

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