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March 21, 2011 –
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We knew he was confused:

Megadeth rocker Dave Mustaine refuses to play heavy rock anthem The Conjuring live – because the track is laden with black magic imagery and occult spells.

He tells Total Guitar magazine, “Performance wise, The Conjuring is one of the heaviest songs on the record, but unfortunately it’s got black magic in it and I promised that I wouldn’t play it any more, because there’s a lot of instructions for hexes in that song.

“When I got into black magic I put a couple of spells on people when I was a teenager and it haunted me forever, and I’ve had so much torment. People say, ‘Goddamn, Dave never gets a break, he’s had such a hard life,’ and I just think, ‘No, Dave didn’t – he got into black magic and it ruined his life.’ – Total Guitar via The Random White Third World Metropolis Sun

More likely, Dave, your worship of dollar bills and turning your back on metal is going to get you raped by a rhino.

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  • 4chan rulez

    First one give Dave Mustaine fellatio today, or first one to have your asshole ripped open by his cock?

  • hm

    Haha yes, he thinks black magic ruined his life, and “turning his back on metal” is his problem. Ha ha yes

  • R.B

    (Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
    Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah, yeah, yeah

    Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
    Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
    Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
    Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
    Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
    Gotta get down to the bus stop
    Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

    Kickin’ in the front seat
    Sittin’ in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend

    7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
    Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
    Fun, fun, think about fun
    You know what it is
    I got this, you got this
    My friend is by my right, ay
    I got this, you got this
    Now you know it

    Kickin’ in the front seat
    Sittin’ in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
    Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
    We-we-we so excited
    We so excited
    We gonna have a ball today

    Tomorrow is Saturday
    And Sunday comes after … wards
    I don’t want this weekend to end

    R-B, Rebecca Black
    So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
    In the back seat (In the back seat)
    I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
    Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
    Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
    (C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
    Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
    Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
    We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend

  • all the comments above this one are stupid and so are the ones below

    It’s Tuesday you f*cking retard ^

  • M.B

    Tuesday afternoon.
    I’m just beginning to see,
    Now I’m on my way.
    It doesn’t matter to me,
    Chasing the clouds away.
    Something calls to me.
    The trees are drawing me near,
    I’ve got to find out why.
    Those gentle voices I hear
    Explain it all with a sigh.
    I’m looking at myself, reflections of my mind.
    It’s just the kind of day to leave myself behind.
    So gently swaying through the fairy-land of love,
    If you could just come with me and see the beauty of
    Tuesday afternoon.
    Tuesday afternoon.
    Tuesday afternoon.
    I’m just beginning to see,
    Now I’m on my way.
    It doesn’t matter to me,
    Chasing the clouds away.
    Something calls to me.
    The trees are drawing me near,
    I’ve got to find out why.
    Those gentle voices I hear
    Explain it all with a sigh.

  • kazorp

    Rebecca Black is life-affirming music for successful people. Metal is angsty and uncoordinated noise for antisocial would-be turnip pickers.

  • OLD GUARD

    DAVE MUSTAIN IS FUN TO WATCH ON INTERVIEWS AND I ENJOY A COUPLE OF MEGADETH’S CDS BUT I GET THE FEELING HE TURNED OUT TO BE A WORN OUT BITTER HYPOCRITE DUDE. DUNNO… HE IS FAR MORE ELOQUENT THAN LARS OR JAMES BUT HIS EGO MAKES HIM A PRICK. I USED TO REMEMBER HIM LIKE A COOL GUY.

  • dfds

    I like how totally irrelevant the dinosaurs of bog-standard 80s metal are these days. If this entry was about Varg eating a peanut it would have 100 comments

  • christianity in megadeth and metallica lyrics

    Megadeth – In My Darkest Hour

    I walk, I walk alone
    Into the promised land
    There’s a better place for me
    But it’s far, far away
    Everlasting life for me
    In a perfect world
    But I gotta die first
    Please God send me on my way

    Metallica – One

    Hold my breath as I wish for death
    Oh please God, help me

  • Levy_Spearmen

    I am shocked and appalled at such findings. How long have my fav Thrash bands been Christians?

  • sinofsodom

    dammit. I heard they might be doing a “peace sells”… 25th anniversary tour at the end of the year, but I didn’t think that dave was still be a bitch about that. hes one of my guitar heroes, and it really sucks that he just doesn’t get metal anymore. hes been cowed into bullshit religion, and its just disappointing.

  • R.B yo

    (Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
    Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah-ah-ah
    Yeah, yeah, yeah

    Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
    Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
    Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
    Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
    Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
    Gotta get down to the bus stop
    Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

    Kickin’ in the front seat
    Sittin’ in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend

    7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
    Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
    Fun, fun, think about fun
    You know what it is
    I got this, you got this
    My friend is by my right, ay
    I got this, you got this
    Now you know it

    Kickin’ in the front seat
    Sittin’ in the back seat
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which seat can I take?

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
    Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
    We-we-we so excited
    We so excited
    We gonna have a ball today

    Tomorrow is Saturday
    And Sunday comes after … wards
    I don’t want this weekend to end

    R-B, Rebecca Black
    So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
    In the back seat (In the back seat)
    I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
    Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
    Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
    (C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
    Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
    Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
    We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend

  • Levy_Spearmen

    The weekend will not save your mind. Face down in a ditch and you have muddy clothing.

  • I really need to know

    I read on some gossip site that Dave Mustaine is wearing a wig these days. Can anyone confirm this?