Death Metal Underground

Disregard that; I suck cocks

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May 27, 2011 –
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This place has the best trolls on the internet. They make it entertaining. Much more so than the articles (oops). In fact, the reason we keep posting them is so the chaotic trolling continues. Penis!

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  • CC

    I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I LOVE PROZAK. I RESPECT HIM SO MUCH I’D DIE FOR HIM! HE LEADS THE WAY… HAIL SR PROZAK !! HAIL !! OUR LEADER, WE SHALL GIVE OUR LIVES FOR YOU !!!

  • ROBERT RITUAL

    Ha, ha Ray Spinoza Prozak the pussy who ran from Mike Of Ritual 10 years ago. Don’t worry your secrets safe with me!
    You are simply using your creative writing skills to hide the fact you are the nerd at the back of the club crying cause
    someone spilled a drink on you. Your a geek Ray, Mike was talking to you at a show and figured out who you were and
    you took off like a scared little girl. Obviously Anus.com failed because you don’t review records and simply use as many
    bigs words as you can to sound smart and it’s boring and generic like you say our debut is. yO KNOW WHO I AM FUCK !!

  • Hardcore Nigger Kicker

    White Nationalism is the only way forward for Americuh.
    We need to take back our country from the niggers, j00z and spics.
    So we can reclaim our rightful welfare our ancestors died for.
    Drinking beer and kicking niggers!!

  • Troll

    ehhhhh.

    After reading this, I just don’t feel like trolling anymore.

    meh.

    Maybe i’ll go outside today…

  • trollfest

    “This place has the best trolls on the internet.”

    HA HA HA

    OH WOW

    You shutin aspies really have NO idea…

  • just havin' a bit o' a laugh.

    Most of the trolls here are probably members of the forum and NOT trolls.

  • tiny drunk dude

    Where the fuck is my bitch Levy_Spearmen? Comm’ere you sweet buns, lemme give you meine tiny cock… licken zi dicken?

  • Dr. Ayman al-Zawahiri

    DISREGARD THAT; WE STICK C-4 IN OUR ASSES AND THEN GO “SHOPPING” LOL

    HAIL DEATH.METAL.BLACK.METAL CALIPHATE

  • United Black Metal Emirates

    KILL THEM ALL
    IN THE HALL
    OR IN THE MALL
    LONG LIVE THE TROLL
    KILL ROCK N ROLL
    ISLAM – OUR GOAL
    DEATH METAL TOLL
    ETERNAL SOUL
    LOL

  • serious question

    Who the fuck is Robert Ritual ? is he the guy that played for the band Ritual?? Is it true that Prozak was gonna get beat up by the band members?

  • prognosis

    lolo @ Prozak getting trolled by Ritual to hole himself up in his mother’s attic for the rest of his life out of fear and make his blog his only social outlet.

  • Negru Voda

    Hey Prozak, can I fuck you in the ass? I promise I’ll give you a reacharound.

  • poopjokes

    “Let the poop come naturally” my doctor told me. And it almost brought tears to my eyes… Because it was true! For too long I had been out of touch with my butthole and ignoring its pain for my own selfish pleasures. But you can’t force happiness! And you can’t force an excellent poop! Let this be a lesson to you all. Let the poop come naturally…

  • Muppet Mcgoo

    If you butter your butt hole and talk to it nicely while listening to gay power metal, the poop comes out in rainbow colors; it’s a scientific fact, I heard it on Discovery Channel or somethin. oh, also… if you ever stick your toothbrush up your asshole, you gotta clean it before you use it again, cause if not you get cancer in the teeth or somethin.

  • Hank Hill

    Does Ritual need extra propane supplies? We at Strickland can help anyone who comes to Central Texas. Just avoid Thatherton Fuels, I think they secretly listen to Kralice…

  • Levy_Spearmen

    “Let the poop come naturally.” The most important metaphor on ANUS. Thank you poopjokes, and God Bless.

  • Ritual is gay

    shut up you tranny whore Robert Ritual. imma get my glock and pop a cap in yo white cracka ass cos im a fo real mack.