by on September 16, 2011
Oh look, a bunch of losers.
Guess what percentage of Harvard grads and grad students listens to metal, especially the death/black joke variety? That’s right, zero. To those of you with enough neurons to actually have something to lose some from stupid shit like headbanging, set your sights on something higher, please.
It’s cute how your little brain jumped to “Harvard grads” as a symbol of success. I bet your first thought was “astronauts”.
How come the haters on anus are just as full of bullshit institutionalism and materialism as this site?
does anyone even watch these uselessly small embedded videos anymore?
What the fuck? This site talks about no fun and all and praises Atheist unquestionable presence and its funkyisms? While pissing in Death legacy witch threw so many raw material out?
They tend to ignore those elements and philosophize about Atheist’s “cosmic significance” or something like that. Chances are they’re so sheltered from non-metal they don’t even pick up on jazz and funk influences anyway.
As for Death, as soon as anus realized Chuck was a Christian they tardraged and started pretending he was irrelevant to the development of death metal. Historical revisionism at its finest. Christianity doesn’t “belong” in metal, you see. A thousand 13 year olds nod their heads in agreement.
You’re totally right, but just letting you know.
Yes anus.com hates christians. That’s why they ignore Black Sabbath too. Same goes for Venom, also christians and also criminally ignored by the DLA. And it also goes for Nile, Carpathian Forest and Craft. Those are all christian bands so they were ignored by this website. OH WHAT A TERRIBLE THING.
Nile, Carpathian Forest and Craft are ignored because they’re unimaginative also-rans (aside from a few good early releases by CF), but that doesn’t change anus’ bias against Death based on Chuck’s religion.
I’m not saying it’s a big deal, either, but it’s true. I’d like a site so concerned with “reality” to confront their morally simplistic thinking.
That’s it. I refuse to cum until ANUS recognizes Chuck Schuldiner’s legendary and great influence as innovator of death metal.
I SAW REVENGE TONIGHT. PURE FUCKING BESTIAL MAYHEM. DEATH TO POSERS.
I hear some barks. I hear some steps. Cause he’s a dog! I see some nose. I see some big ears. I see him jump. Cause he’s a dog! Watch out the moon He goes, “Let it fall, cause I’m from the moon” WOOF
that shit reminded me of Body Count. please die.
Chuck probably dissed this guys at some point in time, so they got all buthurted. Hell they idolize early Sepultura and we know what they have become, so what if Chuck later became Christian. His music was extremely influential for the extreme metal development. This explains recent dissing on Varg Vikernes and Kam Lee will probably go next. But the site is still very well informed and good. Just stop acting so butthurted at times.
>retards STILL trying to fix cognitive dissonance because they truly want to believe Death is important
They don’t give Death a whole lot of credit because of the way their work was mostly done in a rock format, and no other reason. Just shut the fuck up already.
>It’s cute how your little brain jumped to “Harvard grads” as a symbol of success.
You got a better standard, chimp? Oh, right, some Finnish fisherman who lives by himself, wrote down his ramblings and knits his own ugly Christmas sweaters. The “will to power” of the aspie, embodied right there.
@laughing as you die
MY ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENTS MEAN I AM UBERMENSCH, KNEEL BEFORE MY GIANT COCK.