Mastodon guy October 28, 2011 at 8:33 pm It makes me laugh when people call me “gay”, there is nothing “gay” about homosex. There is nothing “gay” about long hard cocks packed in tight assholes, hard muscles and bodies, dripping with sweat. Women are weak and soft-bodied; they’re basically over-grown children (as Schopenhauer said), they are short, stout and structurally unstable; not very attractive at all, whilst men are strong, powerful and aesthetic. Then there is the vag itself; it looks like sliced up bologna meat, who would want to put there penis in such a revolting thing? The penis, on the other hand, exudes raw power, it demands to be worshipped, and is far more pleasing to look at. So, just give me a tight asshole, a hard cock, and Mastodon’s first two albums.