Hail Satan

From the Times of Malta:

The note, which parish priest Fr Kalċidon Vassallo confirmed was the parish’s doing, comes replete with a hand-drawn skull and pumpkin and warns readers that Halloween “celebrates a culture of death” and “attacks that which is holy”.

In boxed, bolded text, it says: “As a Church, we are warning parents of Halloween’s serious dangers. This feast is a dangerous celebration of fear and the macabre.”

It concludes with a motley list of “other things which draw children towards the occult”. The list includes heavy metal music, negative and fantastical role-playing, sadistic pornography and reading about the occult and Satan.

If you wonder why people distrust religions, it’s because of stuff like this.

You want to find evil? There’s real evil everywhere.

And then some grandstanding idiot, who spends his days comfortably blowing off the actual problems, worries about halloween.

You want evil? How about the toxic waste dumped in the mediterranean sea, the organized crime, the corrupt leaders, the people who walk among us and daily lie cheat and steal, or even Fr. Buttfinger who’s violating young boys down the hall?

That’s evil… but it’s harder to face and harder to win against, where bashing halloween is easy and provides cheap karma points on the social network of do-nothings.

0 thoughts on “Hail Satan”

  1. Mastodon is Evil ! says:

    And what about stupid rock music that lowers your IQ by listening to it, like Mastodon? Not only does this crappy rock bullshit lowers your IQ, but if makes little kids want to try getting a cock in their buttholes! Retarded faggot music is evil too.

    What about Mastodon guy’s slutty mom who spreads Aids by opening her cunt to little retarded kids on every malcore concert? That’s evil man!!

  2. Mastodon is pure hessian EVIL! says:

    @faggot above,

    You’re right dude! Well, at least what your name entails. Everything else, you shat out of your loose asshole from all the black dicks.

    Mastodon annoys faggots. Only queer butt-fuckers don’t like them therefore they make gay comments about peoples’ moms yet never had sex a day in their life and can’t get it up unless approached by a transexual.

    So yeah, you were somewhat right but overall you failed, like a low IQ case is expected.

    sterben schnell.

    From yours truly,
    Princess of Cock

  3. Mastodon guy says:

    you are evil too, for getting in the way of peoples´rights. my mom has the right to open her legs to anybody she wants to you know? people with aids also have rights. so if my mom wants to be a disease-ridden whore let her be!

  4. Princess of cock says:

    Wow, there’s a doppleganger here who’s a shitty troll and can’t say anything original but is adamant about telling “your mom” jokes. Only faggots with the mindset of a fifth grader would say some lame shit like that. I would figure it’s faggot-ass christian Brett Stevens(Vijay Prozak) or someone from the DLA (dick-licking assholes) but I could be wrong.

    Anyway, this is the real Mastodon guy a.k.a. “princess of cock” and I don’t use aliases like a bitch would do.

    So yeah, continue with the “cock”, “mom’s a whore”, and “anal-fucking” jokes. They were funny. :^/

  5. Gahl says:

    gay

  6. penis says:

    About evil, how about the people who would like to euthanize people under a certain arbitrarily selected IQ because they don’t get what Nietzsche and Darwin were talking about?

  7. Hail Virginity says:

    This place needs more solar or sun metal and my little pony fan fiction.

  8. Hail Celibacy and masturbation marathons says:

    This place certainly doesn’t need vagina.

  9. So be it says:

    The masses want…no, they need religion, something to fear, otherwise our society will just crumble, leading to disorder. You can even implement your Social Darwinism into your religion, if you so please, but the sheep need a shepherd of “higher power” which causes irrational fear.

  10. and feel my dicktator says:

    The masses should fear ME! WUHAHAHAHAHAHAA! I SHALL BE YOUR DICTATOR NOW! BOW BEFORE ME!

  11. @Negro Vodka says:

    HEY YOU FILTHY PIECE OF MARXIST SHIT

    EAT DICKS AND SUFFER

    REGARDS,
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq5ImQwE66Q

  12. Natural selection for metal dedicated sites...you're getting on red. says:

    Stop commenting useless coments by useless people. Where the fuck is some good metal reviews to make this site actualy interesting. FUCK, this site is getting boring every fucking day.

  13. this WILL happen otherwise america is doomed says:

    Don’t you get it? Prozak/Brett Stevens/Conservationist/Hitler is keeping the IP’s of people who post useless comments here. So when Brett Stevens is president their IQ’s won’t need to be tested anymore and they will be sent to the ovens!

  14. BJ Ballsack says:

    ANUS should consider converting to liberalism. We really need more government regulation to protect us from hate speech and evil corporations.

  15. Vajay ProJay says:

    If you aren’t a Nietcshscshc fan (#1) you are an evil faggot.

  16. tiny midget says:

    I shall be the next Hitler!

  17. SAD NEWS says:

    I AM SAD TO INFORM YOU THAT MASTODON GUY COMMITED SUICIDE THIS MORNING.

    REST IN PEACE BRO, WE WILL MISS YOUR UNCOMPROMISING WILL TO DEFEND YOUR FAVORITE ROCK BAND.

    RIP

  18. Mastodon guy says:

    Nah, I’m still alive!

  19. I'm sad bro says:

    You’re not the real mastodon guy, he always uses a lower case M.

    R.I.P. mastodon guy. It was a pleasure and an honor to have never known you.

  20. Vijay/Jeff Tandy/Butt Stevens/Steve Harris/Wrath/Sanguine/kuntinuuaal/Conservationist/DJ Goat/Prozak says:

    Metal needs more ass burgers to counteract the influx of proles caused by bouncy pantera riffs.

  21. @I'm sad bro says:

    Well I’ll take his spot then homie! Only this mastodon guy is a hippie, far-leftist juggalo who loves the first two Mastodon albums. NIGHTMARE!

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