Death Metal Underground

Hipster “metal” is not metal

by Death Metal Black Metal
November 11, 2011 –

Total hipster doublejargon:

Boris [has not been a] heavy metal band at all. From the first day, we have never called ourselves as heavy metal. However, we are totally fine if everyone calls us a heavy metal band. We have been doing what we like and as a result we welcome if everyone says so, puts a tag on us or categorizes in specific genre. – Phoenix New Times

We aren’t, but if our fans are stupid and insist upon it, then that’s real to them and we are. For dollars.

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7 comments

  • Hipsteres

    I think they are Walmart metal. Hipster metal sounds like I’m being fake or greedy by trying to take away something that somebody else created and use it for my benefit.

  • they don't care as long as you buy their albums

    Is it pronounced Seltic Frost or Keltic Frost? Is Napalm Death grindcore or death metal? Are the guys in Anthrax really Jewish?

  • sun metal guy

    BLACK FUCKING SABBATH announces a new album and tour with its original lineup but anus rather give free advertising to boris and hipster metal… LOL YAY GO VIRGINITY, CHASTITY AND SOLAR OR SUN METAL!