International Day of Slayer — June 6, 2011

Celebrate the Inter-National Day of Slayer on June 6, 2011.

Slayer is an emblem of metal: fast, powerful, still alien to the mainstream after 28 years.

If every other religious, ethnic and political group gets their own holiday, we deserve one too.

How to Celebrate

* Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.

DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren’t just about celebrating; they’re about forcing it upon non-participants.

Taking that participation to a problematic level

* Stage a “Slay-out.” Don’t go to work. Listen to Slayer.
* Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
* Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
* Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
* Kill the neighbor’s dog and blame it on Slayer.

Inter-National Day of Slayer Task Force

0 thoughts on “International Day of Slayer — June 6, 2011”

  1. autothrall says:

    One of the more interesting bands to emerge from France in the past decade, Gojira return with their fourth album, a stunning work of hypnotic, grooving metal which I simply cannot get enough of. This is a pretty unique band, and they’ve gotten more so as they’ve progressed, but if I had to compare this to anyone I’d say it occupies a middle ground between Neurosis, Meshuggah and Prong. You could call it post-metal or post-hardcore and probably be just as accurate, but I am not writing a dissertation on scene semantics, so let’s cut to the album itself.

    full review at metal-archives.com
    – autothrall

  2. SLAYER!!!!!!! says:

    YYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!

    GO SLAYER!!!!!

  3. Black Magic - bring the fucking bass says:

    This day is only complete if you sing along and offer occasional commentary such as: “holy FUCK” or “Fuck YES!!!!”

  4. nigger says:

    And no one gave a shit. Seriously I didn’t even think about it.

  5. ANUS MCFLURRY says:

    DID YOU GUYS EVEN NOTICED THAT THANKS TO ANUS TROLLS, THE GOJIRA WEBSITE CLOSED THEIR GUESTBOOK? THEY ADDED A LINK TO THE BAND’S FACEBOOK INSTEAD! ISNĀ“T THAT A VICTORY FOR THE ANUS TROLLS?

  6. ninja says:

    No, but I did notice that this site’s userbase is made up of preening, under 18 homosexuals.

International Day of Slayer — June 6, 2011

Inter-National Day of Slayer — June 6, 2011.

The Inter-National Day of Slayer is a worldwide holiday for metalheads by metalheads.

Slayer is an emblem of metal: fast, powerful, still alien to the mainstream after 28 years.

If every other religious, ethnic and political group gets their own holiday, we deserve one too.

Who is Slayer

Slayer is a band from California. Their music has come to epitomize Satanic speed metal music in the latter half of the 20th century. Their 1986 album, “Reign in Blood” is one of the single most influential metal albums of all time, typified by the modern classic “Angel of Death”.

How to Celebrate

  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.

DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren’t just about celebrating; they’re about forcing it upon non-participants.

Taking that participation to a problematic level:

  • Stage a “Slay-out.” Don’t go to work. Listen to Slayer.
  • Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
  • Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
  • Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
  • Kill the neighbor’s dog and blame it on Slayer.

Visit the Inter-National Day of Slayer website for more information!

Where to purchase Slayer albums

If you don’t already have at least one Slayer album in your collection, purchase from amazon.com:

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Thanks for reading!

Inter-National Day of Slayer team

0 thoughts on “International Day of Slayer — June 6, 2011”

  1. LOL YAY!!!! GO CULTURAL MARXISM!! says:

    IRRATIONAL day of SLAYER

  2. Pee Pee in thine enemies coffe maker! says:

    International day of SLAYER!!!!!!

  3. Jared Taylor's Interracial Gangbanger says:

    Interracial Day of SLAYER!!!

  4. White Flower! says:

    International day of GAYER!!!!

  5. tiny midget says:

    i wanna jerk off my tiny penis and cumm all over Levy_Spearmen’s face!! I wannit !!

  6. CC says:

    My girl friend says she loves me. She says she doesn’t want to leave me. Yet, each time a thrust my fist to her face and smash her little loving smile, I feel I should have the courage to let her go. I’ve told her I don’t love her, I never did. But, she just won’t go away. I fucked a delicious hooker last night. Brunette latina with an epic ass. The way she worked my cock, moaned her way to my own climax. Driving back home feeling not guilty but alive again. My girl waiting for me with watery eyes, loving eyes. She just won’t leave me …

  7. Harry Knutz says:

    I’d of thought you’d be campaigning for abolition of holidays because they slow down efficiency and halt productivity, not creating new ones contributing to more civilizational decay.

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