Interview with Cronos of Venom

by Alastair Lethbridge-Stewart
October 18, 2011 –
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He nails the current music scene quite accurately:

The “video” is a single image; the audio is what you’re there for.

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  • Mastodon guy

    Whoever think I am a fag because I like a homosexual band like Mastdon can fuck me in the ass and then hug me and spoon me!

  • militaristic Mastodon fag

    My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

  • Reactionary anti Mastodon guy

    Many people secretly think that gays are a lot happier than they are, and want to punish them. Unless they are Mastodon fans, in which case we need to punish them for being gay and stupid.

  • God hates faggit mastodon

    God did not create gays and lesbians so He could have something to hate! He created Mastodon fans for that end.

  • Mastodon guitarist

    Homosexuality is god’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children.

  • mastodon faggit lover

    There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.

  • Mastdon guy

    My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it I just love Mastodon!!!

  • I'm not a huge Venom fan...

    …but Cronos seems like a legitimately cool guy. He did a really good interview with Bill Zebub in one of his black metal documentaries as well.

  • Mastodon guy

    Who’s “Mastdon”?

    Wow again, I can’t believe they’re so many faggots that like Mastodon?! Isn’t that like a contradiction of epic proportions? Faggots and hessian metal don’t go together. So all you faggots, take note; Mastodon is not for you. Stick to music like Blood, Pyrexia, Acerbus, Lil Wayne and Lady Gaga because they all sound the same and leave you with a feeling of emptiness after you’ve listened to it.

  • Venom are fake and gay

    25 minute interview? Venom never even made 25 minutes of decent music. Why the fuck would I want to waste my life with this?

  • @ Mastodon guy

    If you think Mastodon are Metal, then you are a fucking retard! Hessians don’t listen to Mastodon simply because Mastodon is gay silly rock music disguised as Metal. You are a fucking poser and a faggot cocksucker. Go get bent bitch!

  • Vijay Prozak

    If you think Mastodon are not heavy fuckin’ metal, then you are a fucking retard! Hessians listen to Mastodon simply because it has the impetus hessians listen to as a warcry. You are a fucking poser and a faggot cocksucker for not liking early Mastodon. You know what I’m talking about faggot, the first two records! Plus the demo. Go get bent faggot! Go listen to your crappy Supuration.

    Mastodon will be inducted into the Dark Legions next week folks. It’s taking me a while because it’s hard to write a review on such great music.

  • Loves Mastodon, hates vagina

    Mastodon guy, please watch the music video for Blood and Thunder if you really believe that Mastodon doesn’t support male clown love. After seeing the wonderful male juggalo orgy, complete with the wicked lead singer walking around with his face caked in facepaint and love juice, your thoughts will be rectified. Have a great day.

  • Wicked Mastodon Love

    Its about time Mastodon got some respect around here. I was beginning to think that prozak guy is just closed-minded