Manilla Road – To Kill a King out June 30th

Heavy metal influenced sperg rock band Manilla Road have another record of what are sure to be repetitive bouncy singalongs sung by someone on beta blockers coming out on June 30th on Golden Core Records. The die hard edition of To Kill a King selling out is going to give every fat guy with a denim vest a heart attack if they cannot put it on a shelf with their sealed action figures.

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15 thoughts on “Manilla Road – To Kill a King out June 30th”

  1. Marc Defranco says:

    Hmm I like some of this band’s older output

    1. aol instant messenger says:

      you and everyone else with any taste in metal

    2. Exfoliation says:

      I like them the late 80s or early 90s, the albums.slowly taper off like once forceful turd lessening into none. Their post comeback modern material is bad alternarock dad’s playing at the local dad rocker dive, look at how.fucking lazy and half assed the cover and title is..

  2. MaaRAT the filipino sperglord says:

    I am 100 times inferior to Brett.

  3. aol instant messenger says:

    Wimps? Dude.
    Would you have called these guys wimps if you were around back then? This was metal when metal was for MEN who effortlessly embodied hyperborean vir rather than just waxing poetic about it. Not for undergrads who use the word “phrasal” 50 times when reviewing French Kreator ripoffs.

    I think I’m gonna put on Open the Gates right now. It’s as earthy, lived in and mystical sounding as the first 3 Burzum albums, “sperg speed metal” or not.

    1. Spread Your Ass and Worship Satan says:

      I would gladly sacrifice my anal virginity to these GODS of metal.

  4. I like Crystal Logic and nothing else by this band. This will probably suck, as their “new songs” they played when I saw them live blew ass. But leave my denim battle jacket out of this. Its got a fucking Blood patch for fucks sakes isn’t that enough? >:/ Denim is a very durable material. No, I don’t have any action figures, but I do have a buttplug that resembles goku from dragon ball that I regularly cram in the rectal canal of retards with an autismal bias against specific fibers.

    1. you're gay says:

      denim really gets a bad rap these days, being associated with so many dumbasses

  5. GGALLIN1776 says:

    Manilla folder

    1. Syphilis says:

      Vanilla Toad

  6. Cornrose says:

    I once had some manilla beta blockers

  7. Anthony says:

    The real Asperger’s Metal is that Serpent Ascending album y’all have been masturbating over. Holy shit that sucks

    1. Listen to Ananku more.

  8. Rob says:

    Manilla Road fucking rules. I’m losing weight and I still like them.

  9. I Sacrificed My ANUS To Brett Stevens says:

    This is better than 90% of the shit posted here.

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