It’s easy to type words:
In tens of millions of reviews on Web sites like Amazon.com, Citysearch, TripAdvisor and Yelp, new books are better than Tolstoy, restaurants are undiscovered gems and hotels surpass the Ritz.
Or so the reviewers say. As online retailers increasingly depend on reviews as a sales tool, an industry of fibbers and promoters has sprung up to buy and sell raves for a pittance.
“For $5, I will submit two great reviews for your business,” offered one entrepreneur on the help-for-hire site Fiverr, one of a multitude of similar pitches. On another forum, Digital Point, a poster wrote, “I will pay for positive feedback on TripAdvisor.” A Craigslist post proposed this: “If you have an active Yelp account and would like to make very easy money please respond.” – NYT
Label sends stuff to blogs, blogs fawn, label reprints, and on it goes.
What gets lost? Any notion of music quality.
You can be a wank metal blog, and be popular for some time, but you’ll never touch the popularity of the metal that really made life more intense for people.
A repo man’s always intense. Come on, let’s go get a drink.
First
Great, now on your knees and suck!
Second
What the hell is this half-assed attempt at an article? Dude, Brett, if you’re going to write an article, at least put some effort behind it.
Or maybe, you know, some people just like the music.
And yeah, as if ANUS isn’t guilty of this, with their glowing coverage of Until the Light Takes Us (OMG a girl, the filmmaker, actually acknowledged me!!), Averse Sefira, Cianide and a slew of other crap bands.
That reminds me, what do you like about metalcore band Crimson Massacre? Other than that they’re from Texas. They sound just like any other technical metalcore clone.
No dude. Crimson Massacre is fucking awesome! And Beg to Differ by Prong is really cool to. Pavor is another band Prozak used to like; they play tech-death and nowdays he neglects that band. And what about Christ Agony and Satanic Slaughter? He used to like those bands too, review included and now? It’s like it never happened! What the fuck? Same goes for Miscreant, Vile and Mythos man! He even said Mythos was an unsung classic of black metal and the review is fucking gone!!! Now don’t let me get started on Nargaroth. Two long reviews praising them, one review on Amazon, praising them! And now, it’s like it never happened.
ps: if you think crimson massacre is metalcore then you suck balls and eat jizz.
i W as gonna be the fi rst com mmento r but i let the anus is gay guy win it cuz he’s my liittle retar ded brutha.
Didn’t we have this exact article a few months ago? If you keep going on like this, you’ll get trapped in an infinite loop, and that won’t be pleasant.
My JIZZ is holier than the blood of jesus christ !
DRINK IT !!!
He leads a lonely life
He leads a lonely life
When he woke up late in his base_ment
And the day had just begun
He opened up his eyes and thought
Damn my life sucks
It’s not a day for work
It’s a day for staying inside
Just surfing on the web and having fun
He’s going to get you
All that he wants is another troll post
He’s gone tomorrow boy
All that he wants is another troll post
Yeah yeah
All that he wants…
So if you are inside and your mood is right
He’ll be baiting you for fun
The dumb replies that you make will be there forever
It is a night for laughter
But the the laughter is on you
Beware of what you’re reading on your screen
He’s going to get you
All that he wants is another troll post
He’s gone tomorrow boy
All that he wants is another troll post
Yeah yeah
All that he wants…
ANUS has awesome taste in music, check out this. Might be too brutal and intense for you Mastodon fags, though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
I am commenting so I may hate myself later on.
Last night I was trolling a chatroom and I managed to pull off a double-triple troll. Unfortunately I was reverse-trolled by one of them so I resorted to an underwater troll. Then I time-trolled them and did a backflip while shooting lasers. After that I performed an elephant troll and it was all over for them. The chatroom was in chaos. I did a small pocket troll as an encore and left, satisfied that I had trolled the living troll out of them. And lasers.
lol
I knew the anti-anus aspergers patrol would twist their little brains trying to defend payed reviews somehow. Then again, they’re probably gamers who rely on payed reviews daily.
Dear Anus
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin’ mouth
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don’t start fights
And niggas always gotta high cap
Showin’ all his boys how he shot ’em
But real gangsta-ass niggas don’t flex nuts
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas know they got ’em
And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta
Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep
Up three-sixty-five ayo 24/7
Cuz real gangsta ass niggas don’t sleep
And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin’, pussy-eatin’ prankstas
Is when the fire dies down what the fuck you gonna do?
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Middle finger in the air if your pussy’s tight
All the boys are getting hard down to fuck tonight
One thing on my mind
Drink the city dry
Do it all in the stall one boy at a time
Pull it pull it pull it up and pull it out, pull it pull it pull it
Flashing flashing cameras all around
You want this bomb ass pussy
Smashing, Smashing bottles doing lines
P-poppin’ pills and getting high
I’m so fucked out of my mind
[Chorus]:
I do what I want, middle finger in the air
Gonna party party party like a millionaire
Imma dance like a slut, and I don’t even care
Gonna party party party like a millionaire
Millionaire, like a millionaire, tonight I’m gonna party like a millionaire
Gettin drunk as fuck, my lips are sippin’ potion
you can kiss my ass, yeah in slow motion
we ain’t even near done, time to have some real fun
Need a fix big and thick holla if you have one
Pull it pull it pull it up and pull it out, pull it pull it pull it
Flashing flashing cameras all around
Come smack this bomb ass booty
Smashing, Smashing bottles doing lines
P-poppin’ pills and getting high
I’m so fucked out of my mind
[Chorus]
I can do it over here
I can do it over there
Do whatever I want
Middle finger in the air
Who wants this bomb ass pussy
You want this bomb ass pussy
Who’s got that bomb ass pussy
I’ve got that bomb ass pussy
White girl with a bomb ass pussy
I don’t give a
I dont give a give a fuck
I don’t give a, DGAF til we die
I don’t give a
I don’t give a
I don’t give a fuck ‘cuz I’m a Millionaire
[Chorus]
DGAF baby (DGAF, DGAF, DGAF, DGAF)
Millionaires
Who are you referring to? Who’s defending payed reviews? And more importantly, how are you not an aspie?