New reviews: BEHERIT, CIANIDE and Ejacula radio

Some new reading for y’all:

  • Beherit – At the Devil’s Studio 1990: more like the later EPs, a sonically-experimental take on these songs that were more Blasphemy like on The Oath of Black Blood but gained some power in their austere, minimal, aloof presentation on the second album.
  • Cianide – Gods of Death: A big improvement over Hell’s Rebirth; a more self-conscious album, this one deliberately merges their Motorhead, Celtic Frost and Master origins in a new, streamlined form of the oldest of old school.
  • Ejacula radio on KPFT 90.1: for those of you in Houston and awake from 3 am – 6 am on Friday mornings, this is the dark and shadowy metal show that has stalked this realm for 19 years.

These made it to Examiner to keep that source alive; despite having terrible software, distant editors and mostly celebrity content, Examiner is a great place to promote metal and make it into mainstream news.

0 thoughts on “New reviews: BEHERIT, CIANIDE and Ejacula radio”

  1. Just an ANUS fan says:

    Most excellent

  2. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    I think ANUS should review these bands, they represent some of the best in modern metal:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ56k-CmPec
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHclSN6igrY
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n38K_KCNgA

  3. ;lsdajds; says:

    why don’t you make another blog post about how a well-developed person avoids being a lemming by conforming to the [fictional] "grand scheme" (lolwhut) and how the SHEEPLE, MAN just can’t see ~beauty in destruction~

    and don’t forget to pepper it with cloying folksy texan vernacular so you don’t come off and pretentious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. FFFFF says:

    “Dark Legions archive: … Dimmu Borgir”

  5. non-dualistic hipster art-cunt says:

    Andy Warhol was a sensitive man

  6. @ brutal failure of christians, noble hessian virgin of deaf says:

    Those bands all sound like Incantation and Demoncy ripoffs.

  7. Radikult of Tireheb, Lord of All Nigger Cocks and Cum-oozing Holes says:

    Why the f*** is Savitri Devi NOT included in the Heroes section of ANUS??

    Kill the SEXaminer while listening to a full blast the new Morbid Angel album

    GOOOJJIIIRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAARGHH

  8. ghost of stalinism says:

    hail DLA

  9. an artsy hipster voice from the deathcamp says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiF1TXyaJvM

    HAIL DARK LEGIONS ARCHIVE!!! SPAMARCHY FOREVER!!!

  10. Lautreamont was the FIRST black metaller in history says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9M2XsyH4UQ

    HAIL AUGUSTO PINOCHET! HAIL FIDEL CASTRO! HAIL ABIMAEL GUZMAN!

    HAIL DARK LEGIONS ARCHIVE! DEATH METAL / BLACK METAL FOREVER!

  11. a female student in an art school, 20 y.o., uses giant black dildo says:

    ASOCIAL 1982: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-ab_zdpLWs

    makes “SCUM” 87 sound like a Disney tune

    COCKS!

  12. male chauvinist devil pig says:

    YEARS before ildjarn there existed CHAOS Z:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2GICCjZdR8

  13. AIDS-infested paciFISTED Hollywood celebrity freedom fighter says:

    GREEK METAL
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cC5Cu2Ir8Q

    cocks! more cocks!

  14. artsy girl who buys velvet COCKoon on a vinyl while drinking french wine after masturbation says:

    BEHEAD THEM ALL
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGGeKtNUN04

  15. Global Swarming says:

    Blast from the Ancient Past: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY_Uq0EOwBQ

  16. cuntinual says:

    A female friend of mine pointed out that Brett Stevens is actually a bottom in gay porn films. Gotta pay the rent somehow, eh Brett?

  17. porn industry mit uns says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Brettney Spears enjoys gagging on liberal cocks, doesn’t he?

    But he’s also a death/black metal DJ and reviewer, so we may as well sell him to the Taliban in Afghanistan and continue our kumbaya and Opeth praising.

    P.S. ONLY BLACK COCKS ARE GROWING HERE

  18. Troll over Beethoven says:

    CIA-nide are a part of a wider conspiration which heads for Prozak’s enthronement for a president of all virgin 40 yo gays united under the hessian flag (yeah, the same flag with that GIANT camel asshole). Then Death Metal Shari’a law will be established and so fucken many cocks will appear on UFOs from the outher space that we’ll collapse in an eternal kumbaya goregasm.

    And then – articles, many new articles posted here. On the cock topics, of course.

    ANACRUSIS!

  19. Crowdist Cumbaya on KPFT 90.1 says:

    what about this one?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4IS175qwMI

  20. What black metal has come to. says:

    http://vimeo.com/12218759

  21. not even joking, thumbs up dude says:

    That Merrimack video was actually pretty good, thanks! The video was kinda gross at parts but a pretty good song!

  22. Bee Gees says:

    Review these, anus faggots! Here’s your fucking complex orchestration:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98gIxCe1zo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojAdAR2yoAw

  23. going out tonight, later fags says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDFmNgmaEe0

    this video is fucked up

  24. fagtube says:

    This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
    Sorry about that.

  25. Levy_Spearmen says:

    That shit was hella gay.

  26. Blind Guardian is the worst shit ever! says:

    I think I officially hate Blind Guardian. Thanks a lot fag! I never really payed them any mind but always knew Larry Ladonde was in the band. Now I remember he’s the fag who won’t up to the fact that he was in Possessed.

    Fuck him! and double fuck Blind Guardian!

  27. Robert Ritual says:

    Looks like you’re loosing your followers huh Prozak? Sorry to see nobody respects you. Figures. Back then you made a living by talking shit about bands like us, and now look at you, everyone mocks you! Sorry dude, it was justa matte of time.

  28. herpaderp says:

    @female art school student
    Asocial is the tits.

  29. STOP THE FELLATIO MADNESS says:

    STOP SUCKING SO MUCH DICK !!

  30. Robert Ritual says:

    my band sucks lol

  31. THE JESUS says:

    IT’S NOT CALLED “THRASH METAHL”, IT’S SPEED METAL!!!

    HERE YOU GO FUCKERS, YOU CAN FOLLOW THE LINK TO READ HOW “BACK IN THE DAY” THE TERM SPEED METAL WAS USED TO REFER TO BANDS NOW REFERED TO AS THRASH METAL.

    http://sendbackmystamps.org/2011/03/22/adversity-zine-5-november-1990/show-reviews/

    HERE IS ANOTHER ONE WHERE THEY REFER TO BANDS LIKE METALLICA, TESTAMENT AS SPEED METAL AND THRASH FOR PUNK/CROSSOVER. FOLLOW THE LINK AND READ FOR YOURSELVES FUCKERS!!!

    http://sendbackmystamps.org/2011/03/22/adversity-zine-5-november-1990/new-zealand-scene-report/

  32. a non-hipster burzum fan says:

    I look around me and all I see is hipsters, I look in the mirror and I’ll be damned if they’re not there as well. What are we to do about this? When hipsters infest the streets, sleep with our wives, sell drugs to our children, the answer is simple: hipster concentration camps. We’ll round them up and force them to listen to true metal like Burzum until they are cured. Hipsters begone!

  33. cynical aging bald guy whose dickhair is turning grey, goddamn I feel awful says:

    Nobody cares about how you name subgenres. Kids just wanna buy, bands just wanna sell. By the time you’re done explaining why it’s speed metal and not thrash metal little Johnny will be all grown up and selling his Megadeth cd’s on ebay. And he’ll be advertising them as thrash metal classics because he just doesn’t feel like going through all the trouble. He’ll just want to sell them to the next clueless “metal fan” as fast as possible so he can fill his fridge with beer again. Metal fandom is a like a forest fire that burns out people while spreading to new victims leaving nothing but scorched earth in the form of abused and decayed minds. Wasted lives indeed. You could have been a doctor Johnny, hell you could have been president! But instead you ended up as a gas station attendant. What a fucking waste.

  34. WHEN THE COCKS GO MARCHING IN says:

    FIX YOUR BUTTS WITH THAT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGEHwaryI7E

  35. islamicist cock beyond the "i/me/mine" mentality says:

    THIS NEW CANNIBAL CORPSE TRACK IS FUCKEN EXCELLENT!!! DIE VIJAY!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSYrD9cIQ74

  36. momley cruel "cocks, cocks, cocks" says:

    more severed cocks, many more!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4XtML10i4

  37. Mikael Asskerplunkfeldtgoodthefirst time says:

    The Big Four don’t want to admit that without METH, they would sound like TANK and BLITZKRIEG.

    Only OPETH is true. My arms, your ass.

  38. Buttzum says:

    I personally asked James Hetfield what kind of metal this was called in 1983. His reply was “Power Metal in 1983, but by 1984 everyone started calling it Thrash Metal”. So there you fucking go, faggot. The inventor of Thrash Metal himself telling you that is has always been called Thrash, and nowadays that’s all that it’s known by.

  39. then who was phone says:

    If you asked him that in 83, how the fuck would he know what it was called in 84? Did he just make that up on the spot?

  40. speed metal says:

    @ Buttzum

    Was that before you were sucking his cock or after he was cumming in your face? Thrash metal is just like “symphonic metal”, a misnomer used by clueless fans like you. Except of course you’re gay. You only think about cock, juicy fat cock.

  41. speed metal = helloween, '80s riot, thrash metal = metallica, exodus, learn the difference fags says:

    When a “misnomer” is used by everyone, including the people who matter, it kind of becomes the de facto standard, champ. It’s like saying “rock” only applies to bands from the 50s, utterly fucking retarded.

  42. even metal-archives says Helloween is power metal says:

    Shut up faggot.

  43. Speed vs Thrash says:

    That’s right Helloween is Power Metal not speedmetal! However it’s also true that nowadays everyone uses the term Thrash for bands like Metallica to Slayer but back in the early 80’s Thrash was also used by Punkers to describe the faster grinding Hardcore Punk styled bands (now Crossover).

    Speed Metal originally used to describe bands like Metallica, Anthrax but soon this term was over-run by “Thrash Metal”. So in asense, both factions are “right” the Anus types and the “rest of the world”! Me thinks.

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