Dark Descent Records will release the CD version of N.M.E’s cult album “Unholy Death” + “Machine of War” demo complete with original 1986 recording plus the 1995 Moribund CD mix with the Machine of War demo, original artwork, lyrics, unpublished band photos, unreleased rehearsal tracks and new liner notes by original N.M.E. vocalist Brian Llapitan, also of GODSPIT.
When is ANUS going to start reviewing Mastodon? (First two albums). They are pure hessian genius, far more romanticist than any shitty black metal. Mastodon is really the heir of William Blake and Ludwig van Beethoven, they capture the sublime and Nietzschean will to power with their technical and uncompromisingly brutal compositions. Their music is pure poetry and art.
Mastodon is as hessian as your mother’s cunt dripping jizz from a horny donkey’s cock! Please go back to the metal-archives site your fuking faggot. Kiddie music like the first two albums of that shitty band is not hessian, in fact it is music for trans-gender fags like your father is. Fuck off poser!!!
I want to let everyone know that Mastodon´s guy mom is a great fuck, even better than Levy_Spearmen’s. She loves to get it in the ass.
For YOUR information, big juicy donkey cock is delicious, just like Mastodon’s first two albums; soothing gay-rock to suck a big cock and get fucked in the anus.
PLEASE ALL REFER TO MASTODON GUY AS THE “PRINCESS OF COCK”. WE KNOW YOU LOVE IT DUDE, SO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET NOW…
Anyone noticed how http://diabolicalconquest.com reviews are very similar in intent to the reviews from anus.com? Either they are the same authors or, reviewers that were influenced by Prozak.
…and yes Mastodon is crap rock for idiots.
so I was reading up on this band and apparently, the lead guy, named kurt, murdered his adoptive mother with scissors but got away with it and later drove off a bridge to his death.
Mastodon’s first two albums are heavy and brutal, you must be a try-hard faggot if you don’t like them.
so I listened to this band and apparently they are a third rate Venom ripoff who only got famous because their lead guy kurt murdered his adoptive mother with scissors but got away with it and later drove off a bridge to his death.
Mastodon’s first two albums are heavy and brutal. I’m 28 years old but I still watch He-Man because it’s heavy and brutal. Last night I managed to stick my cock up my own ass, it’s the most heavy and brutal thing I’ve ever done.
Can’t comment on the reviews, but diabolical conquests’s distro had a couple cds I’ve been looking for, so thanks for posting.
goddamn dark descent making me go broke with all these awesome reissues
I’m a fag myself and I want to take straight men down the dark(dick) path with me. I know anyone who doesn’t like Mastodon is a faggot because only faggots would like the shit that’s in DLA Archives. Oh, and Birth AD is a fag band too and that’s why I love them.
So yeah, everyone start calling Mastodon guy “princess of cock” so we can take him down to our level of subhuman cockgobblers and hessian pansies.
Okay my fellow faggots, toodaloo xoxoxoxoxoxo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=q2ML-TbW8ko
YAY SUN OR SOLAR METAL
Why is the “princess of cock” so mad about people insulting Mastodon? Hey Princess of Cock, take it easy fag, just go back to your non-Dark Legions Archive type of metal and you’ll be ok. Now, grab a cock and skip your way far away from this site.
Mastodon is Wal_mart metal and mastodon guy has no penis nor pussy. he’s got a little green pea that is sensitive as a tiny clitoris. he rubs it gently to get orgasms. however, he needs to have a large hard object rammed up his butthole to enjoy Mastodon.
Mastodon is great hessian metal and you should respect the first two albums or you are not a hessian and I will get mad at you!
There is nothing wrong with sucking cock and listening to Mastodon, it’s just an alternative lifestyle that is neither better nor worse than being an aspie shut in and listening to only bands reviewed on the DLA. I have even experimented a few times sucking cock and listening to Mastodon (first two albums) as well. It is perfectly normal, I think it is worrying and bigoted that ANUS discriminates against Mastodon and cock suckers.
I’m not butthurt, just upset when faggots don’t know what good music is. How about this, how about you fuck off and stop disrespecting a great hessian band. You do realize that’s treason in the hessian community. There’s no immunity from that either. It’s really punishable by death so either you shut the fuck up or make you. Do you hear me boy?
All you fags are butthurt truly because you’re constantly getting ass-fucked by legendary band known as Mastodon.
Keep sucking cocks faggots!
Yo homies. NME is cool. But ya’ll should check out these horrorcore videos! Horrorcore is the logical continuation of black and death metal, it’s blasphemous raw and evil. If you can’t handle these videos then I doubt you’re a true aryan warrior of evil! 14/88 Whoop whoop! MMFWCL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY-JOD3P_Bw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtYreI0Rt04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtMyeBDVwfg
You faggots really need to shut the fuck up about Mastodon already.
FIRST TWO ALBUMS ARE HESSIAN AS FUCK
GTFO BRUTAL HOARDER OF DICKS
I think Mastodon guy’s mom is pregnant and I am responsible…again. My tiny 1.5 inch cock is bullseye.
WTF TINY MIDGET I TOLD YOU TEXT ME NOT GIEF OUR PERSONAL SHIT ON THE INTERFUCK
Have I told you guys I look prettier when I’ve a cock in my mouth?