Brett/Prozak, I’m confused at your comments how how life should be lived religiously. Doesn’t that go against what you say about the the Christian Crowd Liberal Sheeple?
I don’t get it, someone tell me what I’m supposed to think before my bedtime.
Nobody serious about spirituality would accept these self help books and LARP fantasies as texts to live by. The occult is fucking gay. All the conjuring in the world won’t help you be less of a fag. Get real.
Hey buddy, just because you’re the only Mastodon fan that suck cock doesn’t mean all the other hessians do. Stick to your own, you’re not the real Mastodon Guy, you’re just a fag with stockings on behind your computer.
Go to bed fag, you’ll get your dick for your butt buddy comes forth in the morrow.
brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:
Why doesn’t ANUS start reviewing videogames? A lot of videogames exemplify Hessian values.
Some suggestions:
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Diablo II
Baldur’s Gate 1 & 2
Warcraft 3
System Shock 2
Deus Ex
Neverwinter Nights
Fallout 1 & 2
Knights of the Old Republic
Fable
Why doesn’t ANUS start reviewing pornography? A lot of pornography exemplify Hessian values.
Some suggestions:
Black Dick in Daddy’s Daughter
White Chicks Gettin’ Black Balled
Ass Balls Cock – Primal Urges
Poor Little White Guy
Gayboy Gang Bang
Pokin’ In The Boys Room
Interracial Anal Bonanza
The Bible says homosexuality is a sin so what could be more evil and Satanic than anal sex? I’m an evil cock sucker, gay clubs are my church. Hail Satan and fist my sloppy asshole!
When I was little my daddy used to make me suck his cock. Soon enough I was giving head to my school mates. Then many years later I discovered Mastodon, the perfect band for gay sex! I wasn’t into Metal at first but Mastodon changed that forever. Every Mastodon fan is just like me, gay and proud!
Now where is Queero Mc Hungo , I need fat juicy cock?!
Gentlemen please, I am ready now to possess you all in doggie position. I, ruler of rectums, perforator of man orifices summom all of you to bow to my majestic cock! I am the monarch of your sphincter the profanator of your deepest flesh. The cock of your dreams materialized for you to revel in lust!
~By shifting a framework of inevitable buggering around the fantastic chaos of anal penetration and simple throbbing patterns, unfolding architectural pseudopods of assrape descend into the panoramic extravaganza to crush hipster prole liberal christian baby boomers.~
-Prozak’s review of my dick in his ass
You’re a fucking faggot. Those are all games to play good metal like Blind Guardian to, not your gay faggot shit (Revenge). Go and be “evil” somewhere else, dipshit.
ALL OF YOU FUKIN HOMOSEXUALS THAT VISIT THIS BLOG ARE MY BITCHES!PANTERA IS THE SHIT NOT LIKE YOUR POSER METAL LIKE ACROSICHON. DIMEBAG DARREL IS GOD. PEACE!
U say Burzum, I say Blind Guardian
U say Bestial Warlust, I say Mastodon
U say Beherit, I say Pantera
U say Conqueror, I say Symphony X
U say Blasphemy, I say Children Of Bodom
U say Deicide, I give u a rim job
92% of cocksuckers have turned to true hessian metal. If you are part of the 8% that still listens to sensual buttfucking music, copy and paste this message!
Calling me a faggot and then telling me to listen to Gay Guardian? Nice one cocksucker, too bad your pussy little ears cannot handle the sonic devastation of Revenge. You are just too much of a queer pussy to tread the path of superion. Eat a bowl of dick and die.
Kerry King is awesome man! What the fuck are you talking shit for? SLAYER RULES! Slayer will always be Slayer, they don’t change man! Slayer is the definition of metal! And Pantera are kinda cool but I don’t understand why people are obsessing over them here. Pantera is old nineties music that got never got reviewed by this site, so what? Get over it! Ya’ll should be trying out new evil music styles like horrorcore instead of crying about shit from 20 years ago! Listen to these songs or die!
why the fuck is all this talk about anal sex and shit? A true hessian does not intermingle in vulgar weaklng doings like sex of any kind. He exercises, meditates upon life and death in the dark, and prepares himself for the post nuclear holocaust wastelands.
A male friend offers you a ride on the back of his motorcycle. How do you feel about this?
a) Cool, this is gonna be fun!
b) Uncomfortable, I don’t want my body so close to his.
c) Just the thought gives me a boner.
d) He’s obviously a faggot and wants me to fuck him in the ass, what a filthy faggot.
You are seriously an idiot. If Scythians were alive today (lol @ thinking an Iranian people worshipped Greek gods btw) they would shit on your laughable noise. I can’t believe your warped, idiotic mind actually tries to reconcile low-brow garbage like what the fatasses in Cianide are posterchildren for with some kind of sense of “nobility”. Blind Guardian are fantastic, but yeah, I’m not going to bother extracting an admission of that fact from a posturing, deeply confused tryhard like you. Hilarious how in the same breath you praise Baldur’s Gay, and by extension its fairy soundtrack, which inexplicably isn’t too “pussy” for you.
And rofl @ calling someone a pussy for listening to music. Yeah bro, you sure proved how hard you are by defending some shitty noise. Just keep in mind, no one alive today who is accomplishing something worthwhile is listening to death metal. You will *certainly* not be the first. Lowly, mind-polluting garbage like that is incompatible with any higher notions. Oh well, at least you still have the hope of turning the boat around and dropping the bullshit by the time you come of age.
MAN I FUCKING HATE THIS SITE. I TRY TO WRITE A GOD DAMN REBUTTAL, BUT I KEEP GETTING THE STUPID SPAM FILTER. LET ME SUMMARIZE EVERYTHING BRIEFLY FOR YOUR FAGGOT ROMANIAN ASS:
– GO READ HERODOTUS AND LOOK UP SCYTHIAN RELIGION
– METAL IS THE EMBODIMENT OF NOBLE WARRIOR VALUES
– YOU’RE WORTHLESS FOR WRITING INANE RANTS ON 3 DIFFERENT SITES
– BALDURS GATE RULES DESPITE SOUNDTRACK
– WORTHWHILE PEOPLE DON’T WRITE SO MANY PROJECTING RANTS NOR CAN YOU KNOW THEIR MUSIC TASTE
– REVENGE WILL DESTROY YOU AND THEIR NEW ALBUM WILL BE THE MOST SONICALLY DEVASTATING EFFORT OF 2011
– THE BEST YOU CAN HOPE FOR IS WORKING FOR A CONSTRUCTION COMPANY IN SPAIN, JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOUR SHITTY NATION
NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I FLY TO YOUR COUNTRY AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH MY GANG MEMBERS.
“Apple has lost a visionary and creative genius, and the world has lost an amazing human being. Those of us who have been fortunate enough to know and work with Steve have lost a dear friend and an inspiring mentor. Steve leaves behind a company that only he could have built, and his spirit will forever be the foundation of Apple. “
Metallica fucking sucks.
Shitallica is the worst band ever.
Listen to some good metal like Mastodon, Testament, Blind Guardian and hypocrisy, not that lame Metallica crap.
Here are the only cellar dwellers who care:
http://www.anus.com/metal/hall/index.php/topic,13709.0.html
NYEAARHHH… PATHETIC PROLES… *pops zits all over mirror*
Also * apparently emboldens words.
*penis*
Brett/Prozak, I’m confused at your comments how how life should be lived religiously. Doesn’t that go against what you say about the the Christian Crowd Liberal Sheeple?
I don’t get it, someone tell me what I’m supposed to think before my bedtime.
-|- HAIL SATAN -|-
Nobody serious about spirituality would accept these self help books and LARP fantasies as texts to live by. The occult is fucking gay. All the conjuring in the world won’t help you be less of a fag. Get real.
Everyone “serious about spirituality” is a window-licker too. Oooh auras. Please
MASTODON IS THE ONLY GAY MUSIC APPROVED BY TRUE METALHEADS THAT INDULGE IN COCK SUCKING!
Hey buddy, just because you’re the only Mastodon fan that suck cock doesn’t mean all the other hessians do. Stick to your own, you’re not the real Mastodon Guy, you’re just a fag with stockings on behind your computer.
Go to bed fag, you’ll get your dick for your butt buddy comes forth in the morrow.
Why doesn’t ANUS start reviewing videogames? A lot of videogames exemplify Hessian values.
Some suggestions:
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Diablo II
Baldur’s Gate 1 & 2
Warcraft 3
System Shock 2
Deus Ex
Neverwinter Nights
Fallout 1 & 2
Knights of the Old Republic
Fable
Why doesn’t ANUS start reviewing pornography? A lot of pornography exemplify Hessian values.
Some suggestions:
Black Dick in Daddy’s Daughter
White Chicks Gettin’ Black Balled
Ass Balls Cock – Primal Urges
Poor Little White Guy
Gayboy Gang Bang
Pokin’ In The Boys Room
Interracial Anal Bonanza
I love dick but don’t we all? Yay go Mastodon perfect music for gay lovin´!!!
Why doesn’t ANUS start reviewing manga? A lot of manga exemplify Hessian values.
Some suggestions:
Gantz
Biomega
Blame!
Hunter x Hunter
Death Note
Ergo Proxy
Holyland
why doesnt ANUS start reviewing peanut butter? alot of peanut butter exemplify hessian values.
Some suggestions:
Peter Pan
Jiff
Goober
Skippy
Smuckers
Reeces
Can you say: Real Madrid 4-0 whoever
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
The Bible says homosexuality is a sin so what could be more evil and Satanic than anal sex? I’m an evil cock sucker, gay clubs are my church. Hail Satan and fist my sloppy asshole!
To Brett Stevens and the ANUS.COM staff,
Hey, why doesn’t ANUS.COM review this classic?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNj9bXKGOiI&ob=av2e
When I was little my daddy used to make me suck his cock. Soon enough I was giving head to my school mates. Then many years later I discovered Mastodon, the perfect band for gay sex! I wasn’t into Metal at first but Mastodon changed that forever. Every Mastodon fan is just like me, gay and proud!
Now where is Queero Mc Hungo , I need fat juicy cock?!
“Disregard that I suck cocks” will now become:
“Disregard that I like Mastodon”. Ojay Anusites? Okay ?
Disregard that I like Mastodon
LOL YAY GO BRUNHILDE!!!!!!
hey who’s brunhilde guise? plz i need to know i can’t find it out now that encyclopedia dramatica got deleted :(
Fuck you anus people yall retarded ande elitistic bullshit! Yall don’t know bout metal.
Disregard that I like Mastodon.
If I end up bent and with a bleeding asshole after getting drunk in a gay bar… does that mean I’m a faggot?
If I just like Mastodon’s first two records while giving head… does that mean I’m a faggot?
Gentlemen please, I am ready now to possess you all in doggie position. I, ruler of rectums, perforator of man orifices summom all of you to bow to my majestic cock! I am the monarch of your sphincter the profanator of your deepest flesh. The cock of your dreams materialized for you to revel in lust!
Anus gave up their right to be called elitist as soon as they praised Engram (derivative, uninspired dreck) and the last Slayer (lol)
~By shifting a framework of inevitable buggering around the fantastic chaos of anal penetration and simple throbbing patterns, unfolding architectural pseudopods of assrape descend into the panoramic extravaganza to crush hipster prole liberal christian baby boomers.~
-Prozak’s review of my dick in his ass
Vag, you’re just angry because Projak didn’t like your last two records, even if he did like your dick in his ass.
Disretard that I like Asstodon (hi brunhilde!!!)
Why doesn’t Anus review metal ?
Morsüre
All Metallica between first Album and black album
Coroner
Powermad reforming
Atheist’s Jupiter
There’s plenty of good stuff missing in their list.
You’re a fucking faggot. Those are all games to play good metal like Blind Guardian to, not your gay faggot shit (Revenge). Go and be “evil” somewhere else, dipshit.
Disregard that, I like Mastodon!
ALL OF YOU FUKIN HOMOSEXUALS THAT VISIT THIS BLOG ARE MY BITCHES!PANTERA IS THE SHIT NOT LIKE YOUR POSER METAL LIKE ACROSICHON. DIMEBAG DARREL IS GOD. PEACE!
Dimebag Darrell was and always will be a fag!
kerry king wears dimebag shirts at shows
anus believes in strength in association (nationalism, tribal mentality, etc.)
thus anus loves Pantera
How can I put this…
U say Burzum, I say Blind Guardian
U say Bestial Warlust, I say Mastodon
U say Beherit, I say Pantera
U say Conqueror, I say Symphony X
U say Blasphemy, I say Children Of Bodom
U say Deicide, I give u a rim job
92% of cocksuckers have turned to true hessian metal. If you are part of the 8% that still listens to sensual buttfucking music, copy and paste this message!
How can I put this…
warcraft sucks starcraft owns it noob. oot sucks lttp owns it noob. fuck you and go die
Only perforated rectums are real
“kerry king wears dimebag shirts at shows”
kerry king turned into a noob dumbass in the 90’s so not really a shock
“anus believes in strength in association (nationalism, tribal mentality, etc.)”
Pantera is dumb shit, I don’t understand how this ties into Anus liking Pantera.
“thus anus loves Pantera”
Yes because only an anus can shit such crap out.
Calling me a faggot and then telling me to listen to Gay Guardian? Nice one cocksucker, too bad your pussy little ears cannot handle the sonic devastation of Revenge. You are just too much of a queer pussy to tread the path of superion. Eat a bowl of dick and die.
@logic
Kerry King is awesome man! What the fuck are you talking shit for? SLAYER RULES! Slayer will always be Slayer, they don’t change man! Slayer is the definition of metal! And Pantera are kinda cool but I don’t understand why people are obsessing over them here. Pantera is old nineties music that got never got reviewed by this site, so what? Get over it! Ya’ll should be trying out new evil music styles like horrorcore instead of crying about shit from 20 years ago! Listen to these songs or die!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFI9FEhoEkQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFr5AgwTPcQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI1iggWxDFs
kerry king and kum lee likes sun or solar metal
why the fuck is all this talk about anal sex and shit? A true hessian does not intermingle in vulgar weaklng doings like sex of any kind. He exercises, meditates upon life and death in the dark, and prepares himself for the post nuclear holocaust wastelands.
DUDE I WAS INTO BOTH SUN AND SOLAR METAL BEFORE CARG-ASS STARTED HIS STUPID THREAD
Gay test: what do u think about when ur wipin ur butt? if ur anwser is other men (all hessians answer other men) then confagulations you are gay!!!
FUCK JUGGALOS
A male friend offers you a ride on the back of his motorcycle. How do you feel about this?
a) Cool, this is gonna be fun!
b) Uncomfortable, I don’t want my body so close to his.
c) Just the thought gives me a boner.
d) He’s obviously a faggot and wants me to fuck him in the ass, what a filthy faggot.
You are seriously an idiot. If Scythians were alive today (lol @ thinking an Iranian people worshipped Greek gods btw) they would shit on your laughable noise. I can’t believe your warped, idiotic mind actually tries to reconcile low-brow garbage like what the fatasses in Cianide are posterchildren for with some kind of sense of “nobility”. Blind Guardian are fantastic, but yeah, I’m not going to bother extracting an admission of that fact from a posturing, deeply confused tryhard like you. Hilarious how in the same breath you praise Baldur’s Gay, and by extension its fairy soundtrack, which inexplicably isn’t too “pussy” for you.
And rofl @ calling someone a pussy for listening to music. Yeah bro, you sure proved how hard you are by defending some shitty noise. Just keep in mind, no one alive today who is accomplishing something worthwhile is listening to death metal. You will *certainly* not be the first. Lowly, mind-polluting garbage like that is incompatible with any higher notions. Oh well, at least you still have the hope of turning the boat around and dropping the bullshit by the time you come of age.
Hey, brutal slayer, just a quick question. What race do you play as in Baldur’s Gate 2, dwarf or halfling?
MAN I FUCKING HATE THIS SITE. I TRY TO WRITE A GOD DAMN REBUTTAL, BUT I KEEP GETTING THE STUPID SPAM FILTER. LET ME SUMMARIZE EVERYTHING BRIEFLY FOR YOUR FAGGOT ROMANIAN ASS:
– GO READ HERODOTUS AND LOOK UP SCYTHIAN RELIGION
– METAL IS THE EMBODIMENT OF NOBLE WARRIOR VALUES
– YOU’RE WORTHLESS FOR WRITING INANE RANTS ON 3 DIFFERENT SITES
– BALDURS GATE RULES DESPITE SOUNDTRACK
– WORTHWHILE PEOPLE DON’T WRITE SO MANY PROJECTING RANTS NOR CAN YOU KNOW THEIR MUSIC TASTE
– REVENGE WILL DESTROY YOU AND THEIR NEW ALBUM WILL BE THE MOST SONICALLY DEVASTATING EFFORT OF 2011
– THE BEST YOU CAN HOPE FOR IS WORKING FOR A CONSTRUCTION COMPANY IN SPAIN, JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOUR SHITTY NATION
NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I FLY TO YOUR COUNTRY AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH MY GANG MEMBERS.
At first I was k
but then I cocks
disregard that I like Mastodon
you left out DOOM
STEVE JOBS IS DEAD!
Negro Voda has too much free time
Steve Jobs died of AIDS.
“Apple has lost a visionary and creative genius, and the world has lost an amazing human being. Those of us who have been fortunate enough to know and work with Steve have lost a dear friend and an inspiring mentor. Steve leaves behind a company that only he could have built, and his spirit will forever be the foundation of Apple. “
“sun” or “solar” jobss
Disregard that, I like mastodon!
Nice anti-rant rant, brutal
Metallica fucking sucks.
Shitallica is the worst band ever.
Listen to some good metal like Mastodon, Testament, Blind Guardian and hypocrisy, not that lame Metallica crap.
LOL, Blind Guardian is ONLY a million times better than Metallica (<--- they suck SERIOUS ASS)
Metallica suck SERIOUS ASS