Ronnie James Dio Returns As Hologram

Long deceased heavy metal vocalist Ronnie James Dio (Rainbow, Black Sabbath) is “touring” again as a hologram just like American rapper Tupac Shakur and probable pedophile Michael Jackson.

This is of course an attempt to milk Dio’s legacy dry by his estate, widow, and management. Avoid this cash grab of Ronnie James Dio rising from his grave like the holograms in Star Wars. Ronnie James Dio hologram is not your only hope! Listen to Black Sabbath – Heaven and Hell (1980) for free:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcW_imUTvfQ

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17 thoughts on “Ronnie James Dio Returns As Hologram”

  1. Megyn Kelly says:

    Is Black Sabbath’s Heaven & Hell album worth purchasing ?

    I had the idea their last good album worth having was Sabotage.

    How does Mob Rules measure up against Heaven & Hell?

    1. canadaspaceman says:

      Are you having a laugh? All Black sabbath albums are good from the debut to Born Again, though old die hards don’t like Never Say Die as it was mostly rock and not as metal. I like the Mob Rules LP more myself, but it is the same high quality as H & H.

      1. Mattel Marauder says:

        “All Black sabbath albums are good from the debut to Born Again”

        Did you forget Technical Ecstasy, or do you actually enjoy that one?

        1. canadaspaceman says:

          Yes, I LOVE Technical as it has everything; metal tunes, rock tunes, and even a ballad.

    2. Varg's Lada says:

      Mob Rules is better because Sign of the Southern Cross and because the second half doesn’t suck balls.

    3. Rainer Weikusat says:

      The answer is in in here:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ8Ii1IZDF4

  2. HH says:

    it’ll be the world’s first ever HIV+ hologram

  3. LostInTheANUS says:

    Dio is now on the same level as Hatsune Miku, what a shame.

  4. canadaspaceman says:

    ” …probable pedophile Michael Jackson”….
    I have no doubt that MJ, or an impostor (or a clone) was molesting or raping children / teenage boys from all the stories spread by servants, hotel workers, etc.

  5. Hector Pilar (Extreme Chilean Metal) says:

    Amazing. I can’t wait to go to this. It will be my second time seeing Dio (could have been my third time if my dad would have let me go see Rainbow back in ’78 but he thought the music was turning me into a homosexual because of all the Ritchie Blackmore posters in my room)

    1. canadaspaceman says:

      Hector,
      You mean it will be your second time watching a recorded and projected image of Ronnie James Dio on a stage? which makes it the same and just as horrible as any lip-synching pop band.
      You definitely are not a real metal head.

  6. GGALLIN1776 says:

    No.
    No.
    No.

  7. A dick says:

    Dio’s hologram can sign my tits.

  8. Shawn says:

    Link to source material?

  9. Rainer Weikusat says:

    “For that is not dead which can eternal lie …”

    They could have the three undead clones tour together and maybe add Freddie Mercury as well.

  10. Exfoliation says:

    Can you combine a Dio hologram with one of those remote controlled fuck machines? Fans can purchase the ultimate fan experience and be assraped with a limited tour edition Dioldo that has a logo imprint and the dickead is a Dio hand making the horns. This could also work with the Michael Jackson one.

    1. you're gay says:

      white rhinestoned fist attachment included with the latter. also makes signature “HEE HEE” sound with every thrust!

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