28 thoughts on “Sadistic Metal Reviews: Dark Descent into Uranus”

  1. Interracial Porn and Arghoslent says:

    Now review the new Witchblood album since you faggots were squirting yourselves over her last album.

  2. HH says:

    0 point 0

    1. DW says:

      Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son

  3. raukinen says:

    Not using your big boy words.. eh.. Daniel? Did something happen since last smr?

  4. ssszzzzmmm says:

    Awesome! I’ll buy them all!

  5. Romanian King says:

    Now ungod and Dark funeral. bitch.

  6. Sodomize the weak says:

    “Reviewing” shitty albums gets old fast, eh?

    1. BlackPhillip says:

      I guess you would get far more pleasure out of it, judging by your name. Go for it.

  7. Ludvig B.B. (vOddy) says:

    This is the mission statement of Deathmetal.org:

    Death Metal Underground (DMU) is the oldest and longest-running metal site on the internet with content dating back to 1988. Its mission includes ongoing inspection of heavy metal music, its history, culture, imagery and philosophy.

    And the turd before us is what’s on the front page.

    1. Ludvig B.B. (vOddy) says:

      This site is moving dangerously close to being trash media, with its articles that have no value, but which merely waste time.

      1. Just because you’re autistic and don’t realize that emotions and ideas need not be explicitly said to be conveyed doesn’t mean they aren’t there.

        1. Ludvig B.B. (vOddy) says:

          I get the emotions, but I don’t care about them any more than I care about the emotions of some moron on Facebook.

          1. Vijayjay Prolapz says:

            Yeah, this is absolute shit. VOddy is more right than autist on this one for once. I hope you at least get a cut of the ad revenue from posting garbage like this.

        2. adjsjaos says:

          So all that matters is having “the right emotions”? That’s retarded liberalism

      2. Kermit the Fucking Fuckface Frog says:

        I’d agree that there are quality pieces (Fred Estby interview, Mythic/Mystic Burzum/Beherit article to name some recent ones) are eclipsed in quantity by the SMRs, #Metalgate shit and incongruous news stuff (Jon Fagustus? What the fuck is going on here?). But given the amount of quality metal proportionate to the crap coming out these days, wouldn’t you say that a lot of this is appropriate?

        1. Kermit the Fucking Fuckface Frog says:

          *which* are eclipsed…

  8. Can you survive the blitzkrieg says:

    So can one contribute to SMR?

      1. Can you survive the blitzkrieg says:

        Ok it might take a while but I’ve some gems to dust off and egos to squash, this is going to be fun!

        1. Compassion is the vice of kings, stamp down the wretched and the weak.

  9. Daniel Maarat is a cum guzzler says:


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  11. Ricky says:

    Congrats, your best writing yet

  12. Johan P says:

    A picture says more than…

  13. Vigilance says:

    For those upset:

    I listened to Shitdim. It’s basically watain esque def-leppard impersonation of black metal.

    1. C.M. says:

      And I have drafted a review for the Begrime… album but Daniel’s review nails it.

  14. Steve says:

    Another really lame negative pointless article from this once decent site which has turned into a worthless abyss of sophistry.

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