You could be dicking around with:
- Faux old school death metal
- Metalcore
- Necrophagist style random “tech death” that is metalcore
- Deathcore
- “Open minded” black metal that sounds like REM on a banjo
Or, this track from Sorcier des Glaces’ re-envisioning of their aetheric black metal opus, “Snowland.”
FAUX aetheric black metal by French HIV-infected junkies sucking black Maghreb cocks.
Better listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI4flrwZOvw
or… drink the cum of the celtic muslims
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWYTHn0H_Ns
Stop dicking around with faux aetheric short lazy posts! You gotta reputation to preserve here fellows, ye know, long, overtly intellectual, nihilist articles that no one can understand because they dick around too much on other stuff. But these lately post reek of lazyness and aetherick dicking around with this here blog. If you guy continue the mass-production of short dick-arounding posts like this one, then you’re no better than most idiots that come here to dick around and troll the comment section.
I JUST WANT MORE DICKS AROUND ME!!! aahhhhrrgggg!!!aahhhhrrgggg!!!
shut up, hiv-infested crowdist! HERE we see nothing but the birth of the Ubermensch! The seed of the Horned Antikrist! The myrriad of cocks.
what come around dicks around
Isn’t it possible to divide this blog into two sections: one for the metal news itself (small cock posts) and the second for the elitist bullshit articles (big cock posts)?
And more links to male cock sites, please.
I’m the less guilty of all. the less guilty of dicking around and stuff. My dick is only 1.5 inches. And proud of it.
It is reported – and the Cocks know best – that Vijay al-Prozak (may your butthole, dear reader, be eternally satisfied by him) was once asked by his companion Abu Kontinual about how many cocks should a hessian warrior hide in his pants when going to a battle against the idolaters. “Two big cocks or three or four small cocks”, replied al-Prozak.
– from the ANUS/DLA Hadith, vol.667, translated by Brett ibn Stevensi
Act one:
Kontinual walks into a gay bar and talks to a tough bearded biker.
“Show me your cock!”. He then proceeds to slap the tough guy’s penis with his own penis.
Act two: Kontinual is in a dark gay alley. He asks a bum if he would let him suck him for ten bucks.
Act three: Kontinual is in a public bathroom peeing. He glances at the guy next to him. Both proceed to slap their penises against each other minding not the urine spray.
What’s the name of the play?
A: Dicking Around with Kontinual.
“The individuals behind burzum.COM are a bunch of Jews who run the site to spread lies about me and to undermine my credibility, and to use my fame/infamy to further their own goals.” – http://www.burzum.org/eng/library/2011_interview_roadie_crew.shtml
Wow…
( )( )HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHO x2
or
oo===D x3 (or x4)
Last point not listed: make some fucking original music.
Agreement with Levy_Spearmen has been obtained on subject: Make flapping dickie joke.
Really? Really? The best thing you faggots have to do on a Friday night is to write about shitty metal? Ahahahaha. Hahaha. Haha.
STUPID, STUPID ASSHOLES! STOP INFESTING THIS BLOG WITH YOUR USELESS DRAMA SPAM COMMENTS! DIE OF HUNGER OR GET HIV!
ONLY LLN IS REAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ3m2CrB_54
Just thought I’d share this with y’all. This is how it’s done, listen and learn from this magical music.
Is REM your only non-metal, non-classical reference? Christ you’re shut-ins.
WHY DOES NOBODY TALK SHIT ABOUT THE KONTINUAL ADVENTURES GUY HUH?
And why to did No One the mention “The Village People” or genius-inspired the Madonna?
kontinual adventures are hilarious, I want to read more!
This band sucks