Sorcier des Glaces – Snowland Reprise MMXI

You could be dicking around with:

  • Faux old school death metal
  • Metalcore
  • Necrophagist style random “tech death” that is metalcore
  • Deathcore
  • “Open minded” black metal that sounds like REM on a banjo

Or, this track from Sorcier des Glaces’ re-envisioning of their aetheric black metal opus, “Snowland.”

0 thoughts on “Sorcier des Glaces – Snowland Reprise MMXI”

  1. dicking around with a handful of wipe-your-ass-with-them IDoS flyers says:

    FAUX aetheric black metal by French HIV-infected junkies sucking black Maghreb cocks.
    Better listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI4flrwZOvw

  2. classical barock cock gently disguised as the Unaboober says:

    or… drink the cum of the celtic muslims
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWYTHn0H_Ns

  3. stop the dicking around madness says:

    Stop dicking around with faux aetheric short lazy posts! You gotta reputation to preserve here fellows, ye know, long, overtly intellectual, nihilist articles that no one can understand because they dick around too much on other stuff. But these lately post reek of lazyness and aetherick dicking around with this here blog. If you guy continue the mass-production of short dick-arounding posts like this one, then you’re no better than most idiots that come here to dick around and troll the comment section.

  4. screaming for dick says:

    I JUST WANT MORE DICKS AROUND ME!!! aahhhhrrgggg!!!aahhhhrrgggg!!!

  5. tl;dr says:

    shut up, hiv-infested crowdist! HERE we see nothing but the birth of the Ubermensch! The seed of the Horned Antikrist! The myrriad of cocks.

  6. Militia of Cum, Troops of Cock march to die says:

    what come around dicks around

  7. Isn’t it possible to divide this blog into two sections: one for the metal news itself (small cock posts) and the second for the elitist bullshit articles (big cock posts)?

    And more links to male cock sites, please.

  8. tiny midget says:

    I’m the less guilty of all. the less guilty of dicking around and stuff. My dick is only 1.5 inches. And proud of it.

  9. chicks with dicks six six six says:

    It is reported – and the Cocks know best – that Vijay al-Prozak (may your butthole, dear reader, be eternally satisfied by him) was once asked by his companion Abu Kontinual about how many cocks should a hessian warrior hide in his pants when going to a battle against the idolaters. “Two big cocks or three or four small cocks”, replied al-Prozak.

    – from the ANUS/DLA Hadith, vol.667, translated by Brett ibn Stevensi

  10. kontinual adventures bootleg says:

    Act one:

    Kontinual walks into a gay bar and talks to a tough bearded biker.
    “Show me your cock!”. He then proceeds to slap the tough guy’s penis with his own penis.

    Act two: Kontinual is in a dark gay alley. He asks a bum if he would let him suck him for ten bucks.

    Act three: Kontinual is in a public bathroom peeing. He glances at the guy next to him. Both proceed to slap their penises against each other minding not the urine spray.

    What’s the name of the play?
    A: Dicking Around with Kontinual.

  11. Kontinual publicly declares his gay orientation at the center of Tehran says:

    “The individuals behind burzum.COM are a bunch of Jews who run the site to spread lies about me and to undermine my credibility, and to use my fame/infamy to further their own goals.” – http://www.burzum.org/eng/library/2011_interview_roadie_crew.shtml

    Wow…

  12. strategical warhead says:

    ( )( )HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHO x2

    or

    oo===D x3 (or x4)

  13. Levy_Spearmen says:

    Last point not listed: make some fucking original music.

  14. Flapping Dickie says:

    Agreement with Levy_Spearmen has been obtained on subject: Make flapping dickie joke.

  15. pity laugh @ u, bro says:

    Really? Really? The best thing you faggots have to do on a Friday night is to write about shitty metal? Ahahahaha. Hahaha. Haha.

  16. STUPID CROWDIST DRAMA ASSHOLE says:

    STUPID, STUPID ASSHOLES! STOP INFESTING THIS BLOG WITH YOUR USELESS DRAMA SPAM COMMENTS! DIE OF HUNGER OR GET HIV!

    ONLY LLN IS REAL

  17. 1184 says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ3m2CrB_54

    Just thought I’d share this with y’all. This is how it’s done, listen and learn from this magical music.

  18. REM REM REM REM says:

    Is REM your only non-metal, non-classical reference? Christ you’re shut-ins.

  19. SERIOUS QUESTION says:

    WHY DOES NOBODY TALK SHIT ABOUT THE KONTINUAL ADVENTURES GUY HUH?

  20. Mikael Asskerplunkfeldtgoodthefirst time says:

    And why to did No One the mention “The Village People” or genius-inspired the Madonna?

  21. ya ya ye coco jambo says:

    kontinual adventures are hilarious, I want to read more!

  22. only REM israel says:

    This band sucks