Upcoming Elfsgedroch EP

Dutch black metal band Elfsgedroch have an upcoming EP coming out called Burchten van `t Hooghe Noorden on Diaophora Productions.

Coming soon: “Burchten van `t Hooghe Noorden”
Two new tracks inspired by the “Groninger Borgen”.
To be released by the mighty Diaphora Produktion.

Elfsgedroch’s Op de beenderen van onze voorvaderen was one of the only worthwhile metal albums to come out in 2017 in a digital format so far so this might be good.

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23 thoughts on “Upcoming Elfsgedroch EP”

  1. Leinard Taraam says:

    I mean, it’s OK. It’s the kind of think i’d listen to if I was sucking cock. It’s got a nice swinging rhythm that you could also go half time to.

    Daniel, are you dutch?

    A lot of mid-tier dutch black metal is championed on this site

    1. Daniel Mallrat says:

      He’s filipino/indonesian.

      1. Leinard Taraam says:

        Oooh! Can I male-order-bride him over to the West and fuck him till he bursts?

    2. Peem says:

      Dude sucking cock on c-grade Dutch BM is the bomb, second only to DPing trannies while blasting any NWN shit. Musically this rocks though it is video game tier I guess, which gives it a kind of nostalgic means-nothing-in-the-bigger-picture type charm I dunno

  2. Filthy Phallus says:

    ELFGRASSCOCK has no place in our ANUS!

  3. Rainer Weikusat says:

    Musicially, this is obviously not bad, and plays in a completely different league than all these “Cradle of wolves in throneroom, oh the filth!” clone bands and tremolo-picking pseudo-punks but why precisely should this magnificient orgy of consonant harmonies atop the relaxed drum beat be called »metal&laquo? Because of the mildly scratchy vocals?

    The album review described this quite aptly (minus “Luftschiff aus Blei!”-comparison — LedZ is a definition of everything which was wrong with the 1970s plus a few more things of their own making).

    1. CHRISTSTAIN says:

      The shit which you are running through google translate makes no fucking sense. I don’t care if youre trying to be esoteric in a most convenient fashion. Write that shit in german, no compromise, or fuck off and die you punk bitch.

      1. Rainer Weikusat says:

        Don’t you ever get bored with this pointless trolling?

        1. Gorgowocoa says:

          FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU TERRIBLE RACIST NAZI

        2. Trashchunk says:

          There’s more than one of us, no one likes you at all. Do you fail this hard in real life? We all know what the real solution is, you know what it is, do it.

          1. Rainer Weikusat says:

            There’s an insane number of people who don’t care about anything but other people aka »socializing« on this planet (also known as posers). For some reason which escapes me, they believe their unchanging opinion about anyone who doesn’t try schmooze with them but seems interested in other stuff, say, metal, namely “He she or it sucks! My ego/ penis/ vagina/ pet dog/ $younameit IS clearly the most important thing on the planet!!” is worthy of being published over and over and over again.

            I’ve been on the internet for long enough to consider this background noise. Life would be better without it, but this can’t be helped.

            1. Leinard Taraam says:

              Ok mofo, who is your daddy and what does he do?

              1. Ränga Weltschmerz says:

                He’s named Brett and he’s been putting an autistic slant on metal since 1988. We are all his children.

            2. Trashchunk says:

              I don’t understand your broken foreigner English, my father and great uncle shot and bombed Germany, one over Dresden, the other beat a German soldier to death with brass knuckles. They grew up farming and fucking their cousins, fuck you, enjoy the Muslim takeover pussy fuck.

  4. Psychic Psych Toad says:

    The other ElvesGetDrunk album from ealier this year was pretty cool, some guitar parts are reminiscent of Diablo II Act 1 Rogue Encampment.

  5. I guess says:

    7 fucking bouts of diarrhoea while trying to listen to this shit I think it’s exacerbated my parasites

  6. I'm black says:

    Music seems great but I guess it’s this guy’s turn to play shitty vocalist.

  7. I Sacrificed My ANUS To Brett Stevens says:

    Sounds like jewish indie rock bullshit. Into the gas chamber it goes!

    1. Rainer Weikusat says:

      Sounds like […] indie rock bullshit.

      Overdose of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eRRab36XLI?

      It doesn’t.

      1. I Sacrificed My ANUS To Brett Stevens says:

        It is jewish indie rock faggotry for drunk idiots.

  8. Gorgowocoa says:

    That new incantation live album mixed by swano is fucking ace btw, heavier and more brutal sound than OtG

      1. Gorgowocoa says:

        Dude I shit you not. I suggest you listen and review it for the site, it’s gonna end up on your best of 2017 list

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