Karbach Brewing Company – Love Street Blonde (2025)

Famous for its bitter hipster IPAs, Karbach Brewing Company attempts something slightly different with this beer, a wheat and barley based adjunct beer that like Modelo Especial, delivers a thin but pleasant taste, although in this case, without undo sweetness, fermentation artifacts, or bitterness.

You could in fact see this beer as what Corona Extra always wanted to be, namely a low-resistance easy-swilling summer beer than has moderate alcohol and maximum water content so that you could spend all day sipping before you got too drunk to play Galaga.

Will this please the die-hard Karbach fans? If they have open minds, maybe: it is a different type of beer for a different drinker, but quality remains high, and for the category of adjunct beers, it remains a solid contender to the German and Dutch offerings.

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11 thoughts on “Karbach Brewing Company – Love Street Blonde (2025)”

  1. Anal Rapist says:

    Sometimes I make mistakes so shoot me, I’m only human… I think. I forgot to mention Peggy Sue got Married was also one of Kathleen Turner’s greatest hits in addition to Romancing the Stone, The man with two brains and Who framed Roger Rabbit, of course I am a much prettier version of her, but I’m nonetheless honored to walk the silver screen in some shape or form.

    Too bad she aged so horribly, I the other hand DO NOT AGE.

    1. She is an actual human!

      Ethnicity: English, some Scots-Irish/Northern Irish and Scottish

      per EthniCelebs

      But: rheumatoid arthritis in her 40s

      Remember what I said about high mute load and entertainers?

      1. Anal Rapist says:

        I’m in my 40’s now, but somehow I seem like I never aged, I’m a mutant, I can take cocaine and all alcoholic beverages with no problem! I am God, sort of!

        1. Healthy people do not change much age 28-47

          The people who look like they are in their 60s when in their 40s often have underlying health issues

          If they are really unlucky, that points to mute load and they should start digging sooner rather than later

        2. Tall dark handsome says:

          Same, dtf?

  2. MORBUCKS says:

    Princess Morbucks is objectively the best character in all the universe.

    1. Wake up my lover, shake her off like a stick
      Hung over, tired and shaky, head two feet thick
      Half past noon I got up out of bed
      Ran to the freezer to cool off my head

      Now I see the vision, seeing is believing
      Teas’n, pleas’n, run for the door
      Teas’n, pleas’n but she wants more

      Woke up again in a stranger’s bed
      Heard her honey’s voice, I knew I was dead
      Lovers under the covers, shakin’ in shock
      Blink of my eyes, been stabbed, hung or shot, yeah

      Any kind of reason, feelin’ for the feelin’
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      Teas’n, pleas’n, she wants more
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      Teas’n, pleas’n, roll over baby, hang up the phone

      Gee, Mister, I didn’t know she was your wife
      Hey, a let’s just shake on it and call it even
      Man, I think I got the wrong house

      I don’t even make my rules
      That’s why I’m usually the fool
      I never even had no school, yeah
      Hey sugar, don’t ya think I’m cool

      Teas’n, pleas’n, run for the door
      Teas’n, pleas’n, she wants more
      Teas’n, pleas’n, yeah, give the dog a bone
      Teas’n, pleas’n, roll over baby, hang up the phone

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  3. Faithful Reader says:

    START REVIEWING CRACK

    1. Cynical says:

      It’s too local of a product — the crack on your street corner is different than the crack on mine, and since good dealers all have a monopoly on their neighborhoods, it’s not like you can write a review with even local relevance, because you don’t have alternative options.

      1. Marion Barry says:

        Not true. Take mass transit in even a moderately sized U.S. city and you’re bound to inhale a wide variety along the ride from numerous zip codes. That’s progress and inclusion at its finest.

        1. Cause of meth says:

          On my 8th night without sleep I realized it’s all the same

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