Merry Christmas (And Fuck Christ!)

The normie content you expect: let’s celebrate a very metal Christmas! Throw up the horns and hail Santa! What’s the best way you can think of to celebrate Christmas as a metalhead? By the way, there is no other content than this; it is simply the sleazy adult version of those reaction papers you wrote back in your mediocre high school education.

The content we offer: metalheads are realists + mythologists + transcendentalists + nihilists + naturalists, and so we do not really care if you celebrate Christmas either way, or maybe you retrieve some ancient mythology and celebrate Jul. But not caring either way means we do not really intend to have a “metal Christmas,” since metal and Christ are incompatible.

Instead, we accept — like any hard skeptical realist! — that culture is important, holidays are important, and even all that gross Christmas food is an important signal. It can be enjoyed or ignored. There are no easy answers to the problems that we face, but turning everything into an egofest for consumers is a deflection or distraction, not an answer or pursuit.

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53 thoughts on “Merry Christmas (And Fuck Christ!)”

  1. 666 says:

    It’s just a celebration of the solstice and the three days following it. People may or may not be aware of that, but their instincts understand. A time of endings and thus beginnings. A good time to reflect on the year and celebrate the turning of the seasons, all the better with people you care about and probably don’t get to see very often.

    1. Also an excellent time to find the poorest, sickest, saddest, weakest, and most confused among us and cull them.

      1. HOMELESSWAFFEN 88 says:

        im stronger and less confused than u. thoughts?

  2. Freya Helvig says:

    Silent Night, Deadly Night 1984 is a good and wholesome Xmas movie.

    1. I AM DRUNK says:

      I prefer the sequel, which has all the good parts of the first movie plus a crazy performance by the lead.

      1. Freya Helvig says:

        I’m never sober when I post here, or for the rest of the internet for that matter, directed insanity helps sanity.

          1. Freya Helvig says:

            My Bloody Valentine 1981 has the best ending ever. A total wave of death to come.

            1. High Speed Reality Denial says:

              Daddy’s gone away
              Harry Warden made you pay

              1. Freya Helvig says:

                Since we’re doing the 80’s spirit, I wonder; The Legend of Billie Jean 1985 vs Heathers 1988 – the latter was smarter, but the former had more heart. Christian Slater did not look good with blonde dye, which shows that black hair is sometimes better, as he was way better looking in Heathers.

                And that is to say fuck off to The Breakfast Club, not only overrated but the whole thing was played out in one room anyway. Should’ve been called The Room instead of that notorious Tommy Wiseau movie, which was at least shot in different places.

                1. Our take on The Breakfast Club: this is how normies see us.

            2. No sane parents let their kids watch that one back in the day, but as soon as we could find it, we rented it (or streamed it, for laggards). What a great film.

              1. Freya Helvig says:

                Who would win this fight:

                Pinhead vs Freddy Kreuger vs Tall Man (Phantasm) vs Pennywise “It” vs Terminator T-1000

                1. How does one resist the power of someone who can simply take them to Hell? The box, you opened it, we came. Demons to some, angels to others. Some things have to be endured. And that’s what makes the pleasures so sweet!

                  1. Freya Helvig says:

                    I got an even better one:

                    How can you have faith in a god that cannot even control creation? How can he lead you to salvation? There is no hope in chaos, only in order. Welcome to The Other Side of reality, and this is your eternity…

                    1. Platonist here. Our vision of the divine does not involve salvation; that is a human projection by those who wish to sell salvation, forgiveness, rights, and other products. The idea of a god controlling creation… the point of creation is to let it develop, and there are no guarantees. What humans see as chaos is often order.

                  2. Freya Helvig says:

                    I looked into my extensive movie collection to see if I had a lot of vampire movies since too many of them are infected with Anne Rice-ism, but actually there’s a decent amount of them.

                    Best ones in my opinion (with the John Carpenter one being my favorite):

                    Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror 1922
                    Dracula A.D. 1972
                    Dracula: Dead and Loving it 1995
                    The Night Flier 1997
                    The Lost Boys 1987
                    Vampires 1998 <— actually lives up to its name
                    From Dusk Till Dawn 1996
                    Fright Night 1985
                    30 Days of Night 2007
                    Underworld 2003
                    Vampire in Brooklyn 1995

                    Honorable mentions:

                    Vampire's Kiss 1988 (sort of like poor man's American Psycho, but hey at least it came before it)

                    Vampire hunter D 1985 (it's anime, but it's from the days the genre sucked less ass)

                    …and too bad Vincent Price never got a proper vampire role, but I guess he was just too much of a sweetheart.

                    1. Agreed on Vincent Price. Christopher Lee appeared to have it nailed. I think I saw “The Lost Boys” once. Is that the one with the crazy saxophone retard 90s band?

    2. Flying Kites says:

      You recently made mention of being the type of human being that eats much fish. Here in America we have this thing called salmon creamcheese which is a huge Jewish thing for the New York bagel eating human beings, but I can say that it’s fairly tasty and I have eaten it without the bagel component. It has a light, peach-like color to it, mostly white from the cheese. I am uncertain what kind of ratio of salmon goes into it, and I’ve probably only partook of the Philadelphia named brand that sells in our stores.

  3. SERIOUS QUESTIONER says:

    Hi Brett:

    Can you weigh in on the “civil war” within the various conservative movements? Say the Tucker Carlsons, the Nick Fuentes, the Shapiros…

    It seems that there is a divide between those who want an identity vs. those who favor ideology. For America, ideology seems a dead end; perhaps identity is the future.

    1. Johnny boy says:

      ALL people you mentioned are lame and gay. Brett should sodomize ALL of them

    2. You nailed it: some want the continuation of the Age of Symbolism (Christianity, demotism, narcissism, patriotism) while others have moved on to Age of Transcendence type stuff (biology, ethnicity, caste, eugenics, culture, nature religions). I enjoy Ben Shapiro because he is one of the few conservative writers who seems to understand how a parliamentary system and common law plus statutory law regime actually functions, so his stuff is always a cut above the usual, but he is not yet red-pilled on the mono-ethnicism question except for in the case of Israel, which is admittedly an easier example to understand because all of the lunatic third world Arab and Leftist savages trying to blow it up all the time. You can report Nick Fuentes to ICE at (866) 347-2423. Tucker Carlson wants to “teach the controversy” but also realizes that dual loyalties are about to boil over, and he does not want to be on the bad side of what is coming…

      1. Hugh Pedieu says:

        Could it be argued that Carlson is evolving ideologically in the right direction? He did open the floor for Yarvin and such you know.

        1. In my view, what he did was called “being a good journalist.” The nodbodies want to tell us that good journalism means advocating the “right” thing, but this is total rambling gibberish; journalism means expanding the controversy to get clarity. Interviewing Yarvin, Fuentes, Owens, etc. is not just good entertainment for the audience, but intellectual honesty as a journalist. Tucker is alright (even if his first name is ludicrous). Report Nick Fuentes to ICE at (866) 347-2423.

          1. Hugh Pedieu says:

            I agree what he was doing is just basic journalistic integrity, but that itself is a rarity nowadays, and what I found so surprising about Carlson. I’m not a political camp-joiner generally but I find there’s something worth hearing from different kinds dissident right thinkers.

            1. I agree, and wish he would include the European New Right and some of the far-Right who are not civic nationalists like the groypers. Names such as Billy Roper, Peter Brimelow, Paul Gottfried, and Jared Taylor come to mind.

  4. Jesus says:

    The reason that metal fans hate Christ so much is because he said it’s a sin to be gay.

    1. Saying it’s a sin to be gay is fucking gay and retarded.

  5. Hugh Pedieu says:

    You’ve changed your view of the Christian faith more than once, almost as many times Evola did(even if his changes were more subtle). Nothing wrong with that, I’m just thinking you’ll warm up back to us soonish. I’m not gonna clutch pearls over a Deicide lyric because I really do think they were blaspheming only the American, mega McChurch protestant watering down of Christ, not the real Christ.

    1. I tend toward being accepting of different viewpoints. However, it is important to also point out mental pathologies. At this point, Christianity is dying, and the final push is useful but not something one could base a musical genre on.

    2. PukingFromForgottenBeers says:

      Glen Benton’s family was Roman Catholic, what are you even talking about

      1. Hugh Pedieu says:

        I see what you mean but, having been raised in a Catholic American family myself, I can tell you that since the 2nd Vatican council, the RC within America was watered down and protestantized when it comes to the attitude. Meaning, sappy acoustic guitar “hymns”, neocon ideas about America, sentimental prayers that sound like they’re addressed to a drinking buddy instead of an incomprehensible Godhead, condescending youth-pandering of various kinds, you get the idea.

        1. Christianity of all forms goes this way inevitably, so the problem is probably not Catholicism specifically.

      2. More proof for Anglican superiority, since they turned out a kid who wanted to burn down their churches, sodomize their priests to death, desecrate their texts, and probably fist the church mice (do not do this, it is very messy).

  6. Hugh Pedieu says:

    In case you took any of my previous comments the wrong way, for the record I’m not in the business of proselytizing. I am completely “you do you, and I me” about spiritual things because something something primordial tradition.

    1. Generally this is my tendency as a personality, however, I think it’s time for humanity to get its shit together.

      1. Stevens is gay says:

        Faggot

  7. High Speed Reality Denial says:

    The secularization of the west has proven that human cattle need a religion for guidance or they disappear up their own assholes. The edgy high-school me would laugh at anything providing a silver lining in religion especially Christianity, but the older I get, the more I realize that weaponized individualism is the most dangerous religion there is.

    1. individualism is the most dangerous religion

      And it is entirely invisible; those infected do not know they are infected!

      1. curio says:

        Individualism + the isolation individualism causes = The Thing.

        1. 666 says:

          They knew they were the thing

        2. Individuation is an opposite to individualism. You cannot have both. Individualism, or me-first, prohibits orientation toward goals larger than the individual and therefore suffocates the individual in the isolation you describe.

  8. Flying Kites says:

    Were you required to toss that ginormous salad in your bathtub?

    1. No, we have a giant metal bowl used for salads. Lately I have become more interested in soups and salads. There is room to move there since most people do them so unbelievably badly.

  9. Quorthon was a faggot poser who died from aids and Bathory is the worst band of all time says:

    Brett what is your thoughts on Maoism third worldism?

    1. Doomed. Maoism is just accelerated Keynesianism, and without the US/EU to buy its mediocre products, it will have some difficulties.

  10. Simba says:

    Brett, what do you think of lions?

    https://youtu.be/V4E3EgM4Vqc

    1. Nature is what it is. Hard to blame the lion for hunting protein.

  11. Knifed says:

    I’m curious to know what Brett thinks about China as it stands currently in regards to ethnonationalism, I don’t remember him saying anything about eastern/oriental countries in regards to that.

    1. I think everything coming from Asia is fake except for Japan and Korea. The place has never gotten its act together. I imagine the Chinese stance on ethnonationalism is like the Soviet one, meaning that they are going to try to fake an ethnic identity by forcing everyone to be Han. Egalitarians do not believe in genetic differences; they will undertake gene editing but not notice ethnicity or caste. Good question.

      1. Cynical says:

        I’ll admit to being no expert on Chinese politics, but is the CCP still egalitarian? I thought that after the failure of the cultural reset/revolution that they decided to embrace the ancient “meritocracy” (*very* much in scare quotes there) and not force everyone to be Han so much as wipe out/harvest kidneys and livers from everyone who isn’t Han?

        1. Egalitarianism is an ourobouros. In order to achieve equality, it must at times be unequal, and in the process, it creates an elite. Very typical democratic outcome.

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