Transitional speed/death/punk/NWOBHM hybrid Onslaught shocked the world (or at least the five hundred metalheads paying attention) with their Power From Hell album that pushed metal further toward both extremity and an odd literary-mythological sense of authenticity instead of an individualistic one.
Now, this band is back on tour with mythological sci-fi epic heavy metal band Warlord, who probably provided a thematic ancestor to most of power metal today, along with Iced Earth and Judas Priest, joined by Skeletal New Faces, a gothic death-rock band the label thought was important.
March 18 – Houston, TX – Hell’s Heroes
March 19 – Dallas, TX – Trees
March 20 – Austin, TX – Come And Take It Live
March 22 – Tucson, AZ – The Rock
March 24 – Los Angeles, CA – 1720
March 25 – San Francisco, CA – DNA Lounge
March 26 – Sacramento, CA – Colonial Theatre
March 27 – Felton, CA – Felton Music Hall
March 29 – Portland, OR – Star Theatre
March 30 – Seattle, WA – El Corazon
March 31 – Vancouver, BC – Rickshaw Theatre
April 2 – Salt Lake City, UT – Aces High Saloon
April 3 – Denver, CO – Marquis Theatre
April 4 – Lincoln, NE – Bourbon Theatre
April 6 – Chicago, IL – Bottom Lounge
April 8 – Kansas City, MO – Warehouse
April 9 – St. Louis, MO – Red Flag
April 10 – Murfreesboro, TN – Hop Springs
April 12 – Atlanta, GA – Masquerade
You can pick up your tickets at Tone Deaf Touring.
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Kirk Johnson is a huge fan of Plato and this website, but sadly he disappeared from public view by transcendentally swallowing himself with his own butt into the cosmic void.
Did you play beach volleyball with the legendary KIRK JOHNSON?!
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