Death Metal Underground has formalized a policy that it WILL NOT doxx any former writer, editor, user, or frequent commentor. So to those former editors and former writers that continue to hysterically spam the comments section in bitterness of our current staff’s superiority without realizing you’ve used your actual/writer names from the same IP address, don’t worry- I won’t doxx you, even if I may have threatened in classic Brock-mind-game fashion. While you are correct to assume hot-blooded Brock Dorsey is the most sadistic writer/editor in the entirety of music journalism and will go further than any other, I can assure you that I do in fact bare the loyalty of the Templar. In all and complete seriousness, I dearly respect each and every writer that has contributed to Death Metal Underground over its nearly 3 decade reign, and especially hold admiration for the editors that had the strength to survive more than 6 months as creating daily engaging content for a metal site is quite the challenging task. You all are welcomed and encouraged to return, but I can’t promise you won’t receive IP bans if your menstruation levels are inexcusably excessive as they have been lately due to the Templar mercilessly trampled over your reissue-marathon coverage and your boring beta-male occult philosophical outlook. I also am infinitely grateful for our frequent readers and especially those who consistently engage in our nihilistic killing fields of a comments section, even if we have opposing points of view and particularly when feedback is thoughtfully challenging of the narrative.
BUT understand that this mercy IS NOT extended to lefties, outsiders, journalists of other music publications, and any and all enemies of DMU. You are fair game, and should have reason to FEAR, as it is well within the tradition of this site to brutalize its opponents in the most merciless of ways and my IP already has a permanent ban from 4chan for doxxing. I won’t hesitate to publish your real names, addresses, numbers, the number of your wife’s workplace, should I feel the need. Therefore, be careful with how far you go in your social justice warrior crusading, as I may already have your home address or pictures of your manly looking girlfriend ready to be fed to the wolves of the right wing internet.
Death is brutal!