At the Gates Working On New Material

At the Gates front man Tomas Linberg has started writing the lyrics for a new At the Gates album according to a recent post on his mosh, core, trends, Fun book page.

Expect this to be terrible like all At the Gates material after Alf Svensson left the band. At the Gates will probably write all the music, what actually matters unlike the mostly superfluous lyrics, in about three weeks and think they are awesome that their fans will eat up everything they vomit up and recycle from late 1980s speed metal bands such as Artillery, Blind Guardian, Rusted Brain era DestrutionComa of Souls Kreator, and …And Justice For All Metallica. They will bowdlerize these musical ideas into mediocre pop rock songs that idiots with facial piercings, trucker hats, ironic t-shirts, and hair gel will eat up as they are stupid.

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11 thoughts on “At the Gates Working On New Material”

  1. fenrir says:

    Caption: Tompa and selections from his Communist literature collection.

  2. ODB says:

    Never trust a man vain enough to pose with books.

    1. kek says:

      Never trust a “man” with a Macbook.

      1. Syphilis says:

        “Just making some kitsch Macbook metal, nothing to see here.”

  3. whatever says:

    what a stupid fucking picture.

  4. Gardens of Grief Gnome says:

    This won’t end well…

    1. whatever says:

      if it ever finally ends

    2. Psychic Psych Toad says:

      All death ends…

  5. 1488 not 1776 says:

    After this At The Gates will officially have as many terrible albums as decent/good albums. And I don’t mind “Terminal…”
    Sad.

  6. Exfoliation says:

    His fucking faggot hat, he also dances like Rob Zombie onstage, fucking faggot

  7. Psychic Psych Toad says:

    In the city apartment
    Coyote statues they scream
    For indoor plants to be real

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