Blastfest Canceled

Social justice warrior pseudo-metal festival Blastfest has been canceled. Blastfest earlier pulled bands at the bequest of overweight communist and former Andre Agassi cosplayer Mark “Barney” Greenway, the least talented member of Napalm Death. Hopefully everyone foolish enough to buy tickets can charge them back.

From their socialist Funbook page:

**BLASTFEST 2017 IS CANCELLED**
Blastfest has though several years pleased Metal og Hardrock fans abdroad and domestic. The festival was arranged first year in 2014. Great names has been presented, first and foremost for the local Bergen audience, but also for a number of guests from abroad..
Blastfest AS has tried to continue arranging the festival, but du to low ticketsales and low forecasts for ticketsale, the board of the company, with regrets, has found it correct to cancel the festival. The company has been delivered to The Bergen Tingrett for dissolution of the company.
Bergen Februar 1, 2017
The Board
Blastfest AS

Mediocre French black ‘n’ roll band Peste Noire areĀ celebrating their karmic revengee:

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5 thoughts on “Blastfest Canceled”

  1. Deport All Hipsters says:

    lol at that lineup, half of them are not even metal, and the metal ones are crap (e.g. I’d rather see Katatonia)

  2. Kingdom_Gone says:

    “former Andre Agassi cosplayer”, lol

  3. nigstomper88 says:

    I’d party with Famine. How did such an obvious bro ever work with that Alcest fairy?

    1. this trip is turning into a bit letdown says:

      He was drunk

  4. Maarat the beaner says:

    Maarat, I know you spics are often junkies, but you inject some seriously heavy shit

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