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Calling Opeth gay is an insult to homosexuals

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March 20, 2011 –
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Trollsk, arise!

Obviously everything that follows in that link is troll material. This part especially sounds like it was written by someone who barely once listened to half of a song and decided that they are crap:

Opeth “sounds like” prog even if it has none of what made prog great: real musical development, song structures that build upon themes instead of being random, and truly mindblowing chops.

And I’m pretty sure I’ve never read or heard anything about Mike saying they are a progressive death metal band (though they most certainly are imo), but rather just a death metal band so really the foundation of that article, which is to slam their approach to prog music, falls upon itself. Fakken trolls they troll don’t like em – ANUS topic at official Opeth forum

The trivialist band OPETH, who specialize in making boring simple death metal “sound like” progressive rock so that emosexual manpanties neurotic tweebo children of divorced homes and failed lives can cry together, and then consider themselves smarter than the rest of us peons, make their money selling what’s basically warmed over Dave Matthews Band songs with death metal riffs (sometimes). The foolish, unaware, uneducated, illiterate, inexperienced, confused, lost, low self-esteem and possibly uncle-raped flock to it as they search with mooning faces for some kind of meaning in their disposable, interchangeable part lives. And then they get upset when we point this out to them.

I want to make a fatwa here, which is that we make it illegal under ANUS Shariah law to compare Opeth to homosexuality. To do so is to insult homosexuals. Instead, we must focus on the truth of Opeth, which is that it is music for boys to cry to so that they do not have to become men. It is music for people to feel like they’re having a profound experience to, when really they’re just projecting their own neurosis (expanded rectums from parental rape, divorce and repetition of failure). If you like the thought of telling a rapist to go ahead and have his way with your ass, because you’re just too into yourself to muss your hair fighting back, Opeth is for you.

And that, mein munchkins, is why we troll them.

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  • what is this i don't even

    emosexual manpanties neurotic tweebo children of divorced homes and failed lives

  • dsdsd

    Does Dorkthrone and Graveland or whatever you like have time signatures and technicality? LOL. Have fun with your little kid kvlt metal.

  • Serious and REAL metal fan

    Just because it isn’t covered in corpse paint and frostbitten doesn’t mean it isin’t good. LOL enjoy being kids, you will find the rest of us in the REAL world, being REAL adults and listening to REAL music like Opeth and Krallice, not some silly dress up music.

  • Real Adult

    lol @ Opeth and Krallice being real music. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you have to listen to shitty music, fortunately.

  • Krallice fan

    It is real music. Opeth and Krallice don’t have to dress up like it’s halloween and pretend they are something they are not. the music comes from the SOUL and heart and is therefore a thousand times better and more honest then your stupid “AWGLE BRAGGLE SAATAN” crap.

  • Opeth fan 4 life

    I know man, Opeth is so deep and soulful. I love their sophisticated lyrics and acoustic passages. Anyone who can’t appreciate this music is obviously an immature child. Hell, Opeth is almost as deep as Slipknot and Korn. Almost.

  • True Metal Art

    Opeth and Krallice are for pretentious manchildren. Real adults who appreciate TRUE metal art that comes from the soul listen to great bands like Blind Guardian and Stratovarius. Opeth, ughh… their songs sound like a chorus of street dogs farting in unison. Keep listening to that crap and believing that you’re anything more than a fat, slovenly, overgrown highschool student with a neckbeard.

  • Rico

    If you go to the thread at the Opeth forum : http://www.opethforum.com/showthread.php?t=10915 , you wil notice that the original poster is someone named “moc.suna” which is backwards for anus.com ! He copy pasted Prozak’s rants againd opeth to offend opeth fans. This guy is the same that has trolled the opeth website since trolling gojira was fun. Gojira fans get offended by trolls but opeth fans fight back with irony.

  • BARACK OBAMA

    OPETH AND GOJIRA ARE FAGGOT MUSIC , IT IS MUSIC FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE TOO FUCKING INTO FINGERING THEIR PUSSIES ONCE THEIR COCKS FELL OFF AND CAN’T TOLERATE UNDERGROUND METAL MUSIC. IT IS MAINSTREAM SHIT FOR FUCKING POSER CUNTS,

  • Power Metal \m/

    the Opeth fans on that forum actually have a sense of humor about it rather than getting butthurt. That’s a pleasant surprise, although Opeth still sucks.

  • Carg

    (Reach for the baseball bat, SWIIIIING)

    That thread there is pretty amusing. I don’t know if they’re counter-trolling or just retarded. That guy who tries to refute the points made in the OP early on basically says “no, that’s wrong”, and leaves it at that. I’d be impressed with how calm they are about having their favourite band/meaning in life mocked, but they probably haven’t stopped smoking weed since they discovered that they could be some kind of Metal Stoner.

  • hmm

    They’re calm about having a band they like mocked because they’re not flabby fucking kvlt aspies who treat music like political punditry.

  • High school kid who loves Slipknot

    WHAT?! You mean muzak is not srs bizness?! And to think I’ve been basing my life and self-image around something that is not equal to politicl punditry :(

  • serious question 2

    has anyone here listened to a german band called THINK OF MISERY ? what about DEATHCORP theyre both from the late eighties! also what do u guys think about HELLBASTARD’S “natural order” ??

  • Gaping Rectum

    True story, I heard Opeth playing in a gay club whilst I was balls deep on a black ghetto thug in the bathroom.

  • anus.com users are closet gays

    True story, everyone who habitually makes jokes like that is a latent homosexual.

  • Confused Mac User

    Isn’t Opeth bashing just like the christian practice of encompassing a miscreant’s misery to elevate one’s own existence?

    Can Opeth fans be held responsible for the tardiness of their fandom?

    Why haven’t I yet felt compelled to listen to Opeth’s music?

    Download links plz?

  • huggariffic

    I always get my anus handed to me by eloquent and witty Krallice fans so I sure do hope Opeth fans are less hard nuts to crack!

  • sinofsodom

    agreed completely. gay and lesbian people should not be compared to this travesty of music.

  • Adrian McCoy

    Haven’t i been saying that korn is faggot shit all along? Opeth does not suck as bad as korn, not at all…

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    The collective learning and ways of a population comprise its culture, and no amount of bureaucratic government institution can force this upon a population. Instead, government must provide the possibility for culture to grow, and not interfere with it, and cultural organizations must be funded and led by able people in order to increase knowledge of culture and thus of its importance. The enemy of culture is not other cultures, but a values system which does not reward culture.
    Our values must uphold a higher standard than money and social power.

    While money and social power are necessary methods for any kind of organized civilization, they are not goals, nor can serve in place of them. We have become servants to our own servants in that in a modern time, earning money is seen in itself as valuable, and through the broken system of “Social Darwinism,” to be a selector of the most fit. As money is a useful means of regulating allocation of resources, it must exist under the command of social values which, according to the tradition of each tribe, are applied by a strong leadership and cultural force.

    This is not a difficult translation from the present system as public opinion determines what products are seen as attractive, and thus what profit centers exist. With strong leadership, and a strong culture behind it, we can re-direct our system toward more appropriate goals without disrupting all normal functions of commerce and society.

    Our daily lives must be meaningful and as free from bureaucracy as possible.

    We spend too much time on modern society, which was in theory going to free us from having to spend so much time on survival. Too many hours are spent unnecessarily in jobs, which, if everyone pulled together and focused on the task, could be accomplished in one-fifth or less of the time taken; further, many jobs exists for useless functions designed to appease the conscience or concerns of people unrelated to the goal. Too many hours are spent unnecessarily dealing with the routine and mechanical support of life, from waiting in line at grocery stores to paying bills to negotiating taxes and “exceptions” that bureaucratic systems do not support. Culture requires that people have more time, first for families and friends, but next to discover the world of meaning found in art, learning, philosophy and language. In order to want to discover this culture, however, they must have excess time, such that they become bored with trivial outlets and hobbies.

    We must support our traditional culture, and reject “progressive” ideas that create only novelty.

    Over many thousands of years, traditional culture has evolved for each race, within each race each tribe, and within each tribe each local population, with slight variations for caste. This culture is formed of ways of thinking about life, or a philosophy and values system, and ways of doing things, which is comprised of method and a values system for methods. The latter ranges from types of art, to types of cooking, to clothing styles and local objects; the former includes reasons we give our children for life’s importance, how we opt to behave, our cosmological and spiritual systems, and the roots of our learning and motivation toward types of learning. “Progressive” concepts try to convince us that there is some new and important way that we all behave outside of our traditional culture, but so far, no “progressive” society has stood the test of time – on the contrary, they have lost consensus about how to run themselves, and have collapsed into third-tier nations.

  • Unholy Sodomizer

    You can’t blame homosexuals for Korn, Opeth, Cannibal Corpse and other horrible music. It’s effete twee and weak like a homosexual bottom, a receptive rectum, because it panders like a whore to all that’s weak in humanity.

  • Discursion

    What, are you guys even serious? This is just music after all, so calm down. There’s no purpose in trying to blast people for what they listen to with subjective ideas concerning subjective matters. Might as well stop that elitist behavior already before it overwhelms the reputation of this website, which unfortunately seems to be the case already. But then perhaps you’re only seeking some kind of attention, otherwise you wouldn’t care. Let it be, really. The nature of this comment is only incomprehension faced to such form of pointless hate.

  • Warr

    lol at True Metal Heart, Blind Guardian is a great band, but so is Opeth. You’re only an idiot who doesn’t know how to listen to music.

  • Spark

    @”Real Adult”, or better “Real Coward”, go back listening to your crappy Slayer, Stratovarius or some similar mainstream shitty music… while I listen to some Opeth, thanks