Cianide “Dead and Rotting” from “Gods of Death”

CIANIDE premiere track from new album, their first in six years, set for release tomorrow!

Widely revered Chicago death metal cult CIANIDE are premiering a new track, “Dead and Rotting,” today at Metal-Army.com alongside an interview with the band. “Dead and Rotting” comes from CIANIDE’s brand-new album on HELLS HEADBANGERS, the appropriately titled Gods of Death, set for release tomorrow worldwide. The link to the track premiere can be found here: http://www.metal-army.com/?p=22698.

Already, CIANIDE’s Gods of Death is being hailed by the international metal press, even landing the band a covetted feature in next month’s issue of Decibel. Here are some snippets of the buzz currently circulating around Gods of Death:

• “Will make peers like NUNSLAUGHTER or JUNGLE ROT weep” – Terrorizer [4/5 rating]
• “Death metal at its most primitive, primeval, and downright punishing, ugly as sin and reassuringly predictable. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” – Decibel
• “Exactly what it is intended to be: a well-done homage to early Celtic Frost” – About.com [B+ rating]
• “Comes from the oldest style of death metal…will confirm that the underground isn’t dead; it’s just overshadowed by the drama of the emotional-like-emo people” – Examiner.com
• “Cianide stay the course and leave an even longer trail of corpses” – Blabbermouth.net [8/10 rating]
• “Monstrous” – Popdose [10/11 rating]
• “Death metal as it should be, at its ferocious, bestial zenith” – Metalcurse.com [10/10 rating]
• “Proves that Cianide still has what it takes to be one of the more important driving forces of the underground metal world to date” – Apochs.net [9.5/10 rating]
• “For those who prefer their metal keeping its direct link and inspiration all the way to the glory ’80s, Cianide is one of the most obvious answers” – Dead Void Dreams webzine [9/10 rating]
• “A worthy effort from a band whose return is most welcome” – Metalreviews.com
• “Lots of bands are now jumping on the bandwagon, but these guys have been doing old-school since old-school wasn’t cool” – Wormwoodchronicles.com
• “This is the way death metal was meant to be: thick, groovin’ and brutal” – Brutal Control webzine
• “A superb death metal album that delivers exactly what you want: no-frills deathliness with no fancy trickery on the production or mix” – MetalTeamUK.net
• “Operate in a space between BOLT THROWER’s chugging surety and the more ominous, cavernous resonance of INCANTATION…one of our most devout, unsung US death veterans, and worth experiencing if you want nothing more than to ball your fists up and feast on human misery like a streetfightin’ troglodyte” – From the Dust Returned webzine

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0 thoughts on “Cianide “Dead and Rotting” from “Gods of Death””

  1. ABHOTH AND HASHISH RULE says:

    BORIS AND MASTODON ARE RETARDED POSER METAL FOR INDIE FAGS. MASTODON IS THE MOST COMMERCIAL CRAP TO COME OUT SOMEBODY’S ANUS SINCE JUSTIN BIEBER AND BRITNEY SPEARS! IF YOU LIKE MASTODON YOU’RE DEFINITELY GAY AND STUPID. ABHOTH ON THE OTHER HAND ARE SUPREME METAL. HAIL MAIMED TOO! FUCK POSERS!

  2. Mastodon guy says:

    Well yeah i’m gay and stupid but i still like mastodon’s first two albums, they remind me of my Disney records when i was little…

  3. lol says:

    One on the right looks like a Downsy.

  4. Weballergy says:

    We only have one candle
    To burn down to the handle
    No matter what they say
    If you live like a man, You live in tales you tell

    To rage and run like a fool
    You need no brain, your best tool
    Stay put and as they say
    Live like a man, the only way you can

    You let the phone line bring it home to you
    The life, the lies, the dreams
    You cannot see the real thing underneath
    – Naked truth revealed

    You type your name on one row
    To get dosed-up tomorrow
    You live in a CC dream, with your machine
    -It’s your goal supreme

    You think you have it all now
    The wisdom, power, know-how
    Can’t even think you’re wrong
    This is the way the brain of a male is made

    You let the phone line bring it home to you
    The life, the lies, the dreams
    You cannot see the real thing underneath
    – Naked truth revealed

    If you live, you will die
    You won’t live forever stuck in time
    Ebb and flow, push and tow
    You must keep it real to find her

    You let the phone line bring it home to you
    The life, the lies, the dreams
    Can’t even see the real thing underneath
    – Naked plot revealed

    If you live, you will die
    You won’t live forever stuck in time
    Ebb and flow, push and tow
    You must keep it real to find her

  5. elite metal only please says:

    Cianide sucks ass, who gives a shit about this 7th rate mediocre group of rednecks.

  6. real hessians aren't hessians says:

    Look at them pose and act tough. It reeks of personal drama; me, me, me. I prefer music that touches upon the eternal, like Mastodon.

  7. real Queero Mc Hungo @ hessians aren't hessians says:

    I know ur looking for someone to suck his dick! I’m here baby, I’ve got a big meaty chunk for u to sit on! Thick and veiny just like u luv it. Huge queer cock right here all of u metal heads and heshians.

  8. @ every metal "elitist" ever says:

    Your inferiority is hurting your self esteem.

  9. random guy exposed to shitty rock music disguised as metal with a stupid name like mastodon says:

    Barf! The above guy pasted some weird neurotic videos for a sucky band named Mastodon. I had never heard of that band before but I can tell you it was so awful I almost puke. It sounded like poser shit to me. Like a fake metal band retarded kids would like. Disney music for children on distorted guitars.

  10. random guy exposed to shitty rock music disguised as metal with a stupid name like mastodon says:

    P.S. I’m DEFINITELY not a metal nerd pretending to be a normal person to discredit Mastodon.

  11. poopconundrum says:

    I went to take a poop and I was pushing and pushing for about 30 minutes but I bequeathed no poop at all. I could even feel the poop squelch against my butt cheeks. It is true that poop works in mysterious ways.

  12. Authorize and Abhoth says:

    Authorize and Abhoth are true metal bands that kick ass. Mastodon is hipster metal for fukkin faggots that know nothing about metal music.
    Death to reggaeton and hipster metal like mastodon. Gay music.

  13. poopjokes says:

    poopconundrum you must have had an invisible poop. It sometimes happens to me too. I swear I feel a poop pass through my rectum but when I turn around I do not see anything. But it feels like a real poop so it must be real! I try love my invisible poops as much as all my other poops. All poops should be equally worthy of love whether they are big or small or invisible.

  14. solar metal guy says:

    this ain`t shit compared to old wiht, all hail sun metal!

  15. YOU ARE A FAG says:

    ANUS: POLITICS FOR HOMOSEXUALS

  16. random guy exposed to good metal music like Mastodon that's better than anything from the DLA says:

    God, I love fuckin’ Mastodon! I was lying before just to rile people up. Seriously, if you don’t like Mastodon, you’re an anus-to-tongue kinda guy.

  17. you're the hipster here, chump, with your "kvlter than thou" attitude says:

    abhoth is gay shit for little kids, anjoy listening to what a bunch of 12 year olds made in 1991

    mastodon is much better written and much more professional

  18. oh, and says:

    authorize is worthless too

    mastodon is fucking headbanging as shit, lol “rock music disguised as metal”, maybe if you were talking about quartz or something, the two are pretty much the same thing anyway

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=labytsb3gfI

    WHITE
    WHALE
    HOLY
    GRAIL

  19. and you are a fucking faggot, kid says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek

    actually it’s better without the shitty video

  20. heroichomosex.org says:

    Mastodon kick ass!

  21. Mahatma Gandhi says:

    Why will no one have sex with me? Are you racist? Ageist? Sexist? Scared of AIDS? I have a very deep throat and I can cook excellent Rajma Chawal. If you enjoy vegetarianism, pacifism and like older Indian men then get in touch!

  22. ?:^/ says:

    Both Sinister and Mastodon kick ass! Sinister made three great albums! Mastodon made two! Hopefully, they’ll return back to form but I doubt it.

  23. Mastodon Fan says:

    I AM A MASTODON FAN AND LIKE TO SUCK BALLS! ABHOTH IS AND AUTHORIZE ARE AWESOME METAL BANDS BUT THEY ARE TOO HESSIAN FOR ME. I NEED COMMERCIAL INDIE POP METAL LIKE MASTODON. THEIR FIRST TWO RECORDS ARE VERY GAY JUST LIKE ME AND MY DAD, WHO IS A NEW BORN CHRISTIAN. MASTODON IS NOT METAL BUT THAT’S FINE WITH WITH ME.

  24. Random guy who came here just today and never posted here before, honest ! says:

    Disgrace and Crucifix are real metal gems, specially the first demos. Baroness is faggit shit just like Mastodon, except Mastodon is a retarded emo version of heavy metal. Ye know, the hybrid kind post 1995 shit that throws in a blender many substyles with no direction. Yeah, that faggit shit that posers and n0obs listen to. Another awesome band is Disaster from germany the early demos and first album fuckin rule! Mastodon is very commercial and poppy malcore for Disney weaklings, but hey, if that’s your thing go ahead.

    House of Usher their EP, man what a fuckin tremendous little old school gem! I remember when I was in middle school and somebody gave me a used tape, fond memories. Coprophilia’s demo is way superior to most death metal from finland nowadays.

    Mastodon? Well, music for 8 yr olds with low attention span and drooling jaws. But hey, if you’re into sucking cock and getting analyzed then Mastodon and Gojira are your best bet!

  25. HAILS TO THE BEST FUCKIN METAL!!! MASTODON!!!!!! says:

    Abhoth are faggots who no one cares about and Disgrace, Crucifix and Disaster are pansy metal anus lickers who don’t deserved to be mentioned in the same sentence as Mastodon! Mastodon are true hessian warriors who sing about nature, mythical beast and ancient Greek mythology. One of the best bands to do it.

  26. Queero Mac Hungus luvs Mastodon and Opeth cause it goes with his lifestyle of sucking balls and shitty taste in music, by the way i'm not the same guy who posted the above comment aright? says:

    Mastodon – Blood And Thunder

    Uhhmmm this song is best, I luv u! I shall open my anus for all of u MASTODON fans!! The neurotic vocalist and commercial nature of this song reminds me of Paris Hilton yelling at a clumsy waitress.

  27. Mastodon pro Homosexual and Down Syndrome says:

    Yeah and Greek cocks with gorgeous men like in the 300 movie.
    Myasstodon is best suited for hessian warriors with large members. Mastodon’s music is mythical like when you get fucked by a fat juicy creamy cock, you want more Mastodon. We need more rock bands like this one cuzz death and black metal is just noise. Mastodon, even my little sister likes it and my retarded cousin has the first two albums only.

  28. d;kfdkfd says:

    Anus.com: where repressed homosexual gay-bashing implodes into full-on homoeroticism

  29. Chat with Troy Sanders of rock band Mastodon says:

    Hi I´m Troy, vocalist for Mastodon. We first started the band in 1999 and our first demo came out late in 2000. By that time we realized Metal could be commercially viable if you made pleasant pop music disguised as heavy metal. Most fans are retarded anyway and we needed money for male hookers, we love cock in our asses so we thought we should express this through our music.

    Our strategy was to do what other commercial fake metal bands had done 5 years ago. We realized the best thing was to repeat known cliches that worked within rebellious teens that were sick of MTV but too dumb to understand underground Metal, so naturally we wanted a product idiots and faggits would buy.

    Our style? Well we are technical progressive emo groove rock, erm, I mean, metal. We combine the essence of Metal which is distorted guitars and gay sex, that’s how we write our music, we bought the equipment and had a lot of gay sex between band members and random hobos we found on the street and what came out of it is basically what you hear on the first album.

    We don’t like underground metal, too noisy and tasteless. But man throw som Chimaira, Machine Head, Opeth and Sonic Youth and I’m all balls out man, fuck my ass and spoon me you know dude? Real metal. Or not, we don’t care, our audience is not metal based anyways.

    We write for ourselves you know man? And for most middle schoolers that are into heavy music like Korn and Limp Biskit, really heavy stuff like that. We are good with our instruments, for instance, Brent can fuck me for ours and pull out just at the last moment, that way I can’t get pregnant .. or something.

    My inspiration and heroes? Well, Big Bird and uhm, Dani Filth from Cradle. One is tall and the other is not, great stuff great stuff. We were never a metal band and that’s the truth but we do sound like one and that’s what matters in the end right? It’s not about how good an artist you are of if you capable of making good music, it’s about figuring out how no one notices if you’re not!

    -Keep sucking balls, buy our first two records only and remember that only the first time hurts, then you get used to it and before you notice, you don’t even need anal lube anymore! Peace.

  30. Brigg says:

    By all love for Cianide, but – the DLA is doing ads now?

  31. @Brigg says:

    Blatantly commercializing does totally jive with their bullshit conservative “institutions > people” dogma.

  32. you fags just got trolled hard says:

    lol @ how the anus blog comments get auto-spammed full of homo shit

  33. FuckThatTwink.com says:

    Mastodon are too heavy and brutal for me, I prefer… BLIND GUARDIAN!

  34. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Why won’t ANUS rate Bestial Warlust or Corpse Molestation??? We need a greater insight into the deep depths of the early Australian scene. Some of the most pulverizing and frenetic death metal in existence.

  35. Big Bird says:

    Mastodon sucks cock. Not all faggots like Mastodon but all Mastdon fans are faggots! GREAT Chat with Troy Sanders of rock band Mastodon !

  36. Quiz the Fags says:

    How do you know if you’re helplessly gay and your children will be gay?

    a)you feel attracted to penises

    b)you eat dick and swallow cumm

    c)you have the first two Mastodon albums

  37. @whats your point says:

    compare: both songs use a chuggy mid-range riffing technique.
    mastodon: the song has an attention-grabbing impetus, but no profound evolution or reintegrated divergence takes place and the net result is contrivance.
    sinister: recombination and mutation are used to present the motif through a shifting vista. their approach is less self-conscious and more morbid and aware, like metal is supposed to be.

  38. BLACK METAL IS NOT AS GAY AS MASTODON says:

    Here is an academic article on Black Metal.

    http://oraclesyndicate.twoday.net/storie..
    BLACK METAL ARTICLE – 02 08 11 – 18:13

  39. Casual Coworker says:

    Hey Levy_spearmen, what kinda music do you like?

  40. Casual Faggot says:

    Hey Levy_Spearmen, what kind of ass sports do you like?

  41. SR Prozak says:

    compare: both songs use a chuggy mid-range riffing technique.
    mastodon: the song is pure brutal force that uses phrasal riffing patterns that extend beyond just your normal pop/rock or hard rock song. Song structure is relative of classical music post-romanticism period.
    sinister: Pure brutal fuckin’ nonsense but still fun to listen to.
    All you faggots can have your Pantera, Abtooth and other gay bullshit. Real hessians listen to Mastodon.

  42. Conservationist says:

    “recombination and mutation are used to present the motif through a shifting vista. their approach is less self-conscious and more morbid and aware, like metal is supposed to be.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! :^D I couldn’t laugh any harder. Oh my fuckin’ god!!!! How pathetic!!! Talk about a subjective opinion that’s meant to keep to one’s self.

    I think you need to take a month’s break from the DLA reviews.

  43. PEOPLE TAKE ANUS SERIOUSLY COCK FAGGOT COCK says:

    READING COMMENTS HERE, THERE IS ONE THING I NOTICE

  44. @ the gay Mastodon guy who pretends to be straight but he secretly loves to eat dick says:

    → Real hessians listen to Mastodon.

    HAH HAHAH HAHAHHAH HAH HAH HHAHHAH

    I couldn’t laugh any harder. Oh my fuckin’ god!!!! How pathetic!!! Talk about a subjective opinion that’s meant to keep to one’s self.
    i KNOW UR A FAGGOT MASTODON KID BUT REALLY GO FUCK YOUR BOYFRIEND.!!

    Mastodon is ultra gay pop rock. Sorry but you need more cock in your mouth and ass!!

  45. tiny midget says:

    Chat with Troy Sanders of rock band Mastodon

    Hi I´m Troy, vocalist for Mastodon. We first started the band in 1999 and our first demo came out late in 2000. By that time we realized Metal could be commercially viable if you made pleasant pop music disguised as heavy metal. Most fans are retarded anyway and we needed money for male hookers, we love cock in our asses so we thought we should express this through our music.

    Our strategy was to do what other commercial fake metal bands had done 5 years ago. We realized the best thing was to repeat known cliches that worked within rebellious teens that were sick of MTV but too dumb to understand underground Metal, so naturally we wanted a product idiots and faggits would buy.

    Our style? Well we are technical progressive emo groove rock, erm, I mean, metal. We combine the essence of Metal which is distorted guitars and gay sex, that’s how we write our music, we bought the equipment and had a lot of gay sex between band members and random hobos we found on the street and what came out of it is basically what you hear on the first album.

    We don’t like underground metal, too noisy and tasteless. But man throw som Chimaira, Machine Head, Opeth and Sonic Youth and I’m all balls out man, fuck my ass and spoon me you know dude? Real metal. Or not, we don’t care, our audience is not metal based anyways.

    We write for ourselves you know man? And for most middle schoolers that are into heavy music like Korn and Limp Biskit, really heavy stuff like that. We are good with our instruments, for instance, Brent can fuck me for ours and pull out just at the last moment, that way I can’t get pregnant .. or something.

    My inspiration and heroes? Well, Big Bird and uhm, Dani Filth from Cradle. One is tall and the other is not, great stuff great stuff. We were never a metal band and that’s the truth but we do sound like one and that’s what matters in the end right? It’s not about how good an artist you are of if you capable of making good music, it’s about figuring out how no one notices if you’re not!

    -Keep sucking balls, buy our first two records only and remember that only the first time hurts, then you get used to it and before you notice, you don’t even need anal lube anymore! Peace.

  46. Real profound evolution and reintegrated divergence says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLJtRuPGzlk&NR=1

    Fuck off cumstain!

  47. @Real profound evolution and reintegrated divergence says:

    Oh what a nice video, does your mommy know your out awake past your bed time? Go to sleep kid, tomorrow you gotta wake up eat your Capn Crunch cereal, grab your lunch box and head to school. And stop poking your anus, you’ll have plenty of time later to get your asshole brushed.

  48. MYASSTODON BLOWS NUGGETS OF SHIT WITHIN EVERY FART TOOTED says:

    MASTODON MAKES LITTLE KIDS GAY.

    JUST ASK THE MASTODON FAN THAT COMES HERE EVERYDAY, HE’S GOT AIDS AFTER GETTING FUCKED BY HOBOS WHO LOVED MASTODONS FIRST TWO RECORDS.

  49. Real profound evolution and reintegrated divergence says:

    “does your mommy know your out awake past your bed time?”

    Faggot, your mom is the one putting me to bed tonight. Get where I’m going? No you don’t because you’re a faggot.

  50. compare and contrast guy @ happening teen says:

    i’m just talking about real things in the music. really mastodon are just these brutal butt guys.

  51. Queero Mc Hungo @ Real profound evolution and reintegrated divergence says:

    Last night I came inside ur mouth. U had a giant zit on ur right butt cheek. U told me u luv me, u hugged me tight remember? We’re boyfriends, we like Mastodon, we frot together. Lick my balls baby…

  52. Quiz the Fags says:

    How do you know if you’ve mental retardation?

    a) you slurp your own feces from the toilet

    b) you like to bite off testicles from strange people

    c) you think Mastodon is Metal and own the first 2 albums

  53. ffff says:

    These are the unfunniest comments ever. I mean, they’re not even edgy or offensive, they’re just unfunny.

  54. @ happening teen says:

    here’s your theme song bragen daazs
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpX9BG0ifJE

    TIIIMME TO HANG MYSELF IN PUBLIC

  55. @ ffff says:

    nobody is here to entertain you butthole muncher go back to sleep queer

  56. MASTODON SITE BEING TROLLED BY ANUS READERS says:

    TROLLING THE NEWS SECTION AT THE MASTODON SITE!!!

    LETS GET THESE MASTODON FAGGOTS TROLLED.

  57. @ happening teen says:

    i think they stole that riff at 0:08 from mastodon

  58. BECAUSE ANUS IS GAY says:

    ANUS READERS = MASTODON FAGGOTS

  59. @MASTODON SITE BEING TROLLED BY ANUS READERS says:

    Go ahead. I’m sure they’ll laugh at your dumb fuckers.

  60. @MASTODON SITE BEING TROLLED BY ANUS READERS says:

    Sorry, laugh at *you dumb fuckers.

  61. I know because Im an aspie says:

    durrurrr mastodon isnt metal its obviously pop, cant u hear it sounds juts like lady gaga? now cianide, that is some true, low quality shit metal!

  62. derp says:

    lol mastodon isnt metal but cock rock like iron maiden and shrieky angst noise like butzzum is

  63. you listened to this now your ear has aids lol says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vGsUQqpByI&ob=av2n

  64. your parents have my deepest sympathies says:

    Wow, I know you guys are frustrated VIRGINS WITH RAGE and all, but try easing it up on the rageahol, it’s getting pathetic. Here, watch this, maybe it’ll help you chill:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve6ixlGz73Q&feature=related

  65. lol says:

    The arbitrariness with which Mastodon is supposedly bad but Deicide – Once Upon the Cross, Morbid Angel – Domination and Averse Sefira are “great” is really amusing to me. Maybe because Averse Sefira sounds just like everything else so it’s “safe” for you sheep to like. Keep riling yourselves up and flailing around, aspies.

  66. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Since when is Domination good by ANUS standards? Dumb faggot, this is real metal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LbyO5QRMLg

  67. I pity you. says:

    Your “good metal” sucks and is laughable. “Bestial Warlust”, lol, seriously now? I’m sure a lot of 12 year olds looked at the album cover and thought “wow, cool! time to play some warhammer!”

  68. True Metal Crusader says:

    For the record, THIS is good metal:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFBVlGQ3Kx8

    The part at 2:27 is awesome.

  69. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Hammerfall, such queer homo shit. Fuck you, Bestial Warlust is the shit and savage as all hell. Here is another pure testosterone filled anthem of total war: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VNm4d4lfKQ

  70. True Metal Crusader says:

    Anyone is open for me licking the shit stained crust from your anuses, huh? True metallers like me and my Mastodon fan boyfriend will show you all how to suck a cock properly without wetting it too much with excess of saliva.

  71. Queero Mc Hungo @ I pity you. says:

    Relax angry boy! Just relax, get closer to me hun, bend over, u’ll luv it when I get inside of u baby! U and me are only different in that I accept my homosexuality but u won’t cumm out of the closet. I guess I’ll have to get in the closet with u sweetbuns. Open wide…

  72. PAKISTANI TALK says:

    I am a Mastodon fan and people on this site seem to hate me for that. It is so unfair! Can someone please help me? I think that a Mastodon review or an article is necessary to set things straight.
    Some one help me please – 02 08 11 – 13:01

    Oh Papa Smurf! It’s not fair! Mastodon blows. Get bent.
    Your help – 02 08 11 – 14:22

  73. derp says:

    i’m a homosexual out of control, uhhhhhh i want COCK and Mastodon gay rock pleassseeee!!!

  74. lol says:

    Almost every damn comment here, whether from lovers or haters, is about Mastodon. None of your shitty favorites like Cianide and Beherit will ever grab that much attention, even from you.

  75. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    http://razestream.com/

    DRAGONBALL Z STREAM. PICCOLO VERSUS ANDROID 17 – SHIT IS GOING DOWN.

  76. Proud hulking metal warrior says:

    I could buy a fancy car and get sluts every night, or let it be and still get pussy without selling my soul if I had
    wanted to, instead I will use my resources on the last part of the journey and thus really create havoc.
    These whores will never experience quality sex of pure lust and strength, stripped of the tediousness caused
    by false misconception of love. Its strange how nature made it; horny males turning into cuddly brainwashed
    beings as soon as they see some opportunity to get pussy, not to mention their behavior after they have
    bought and paid for the cunt.
    All this just to get into a hole. I think Ill just stick to other aspects of life that actually may give something
    back other than diseases, kids and all kinds of other shit easily associated with the kind of behavior listed
    above. In short, the aforementioned sluts are the lowest form of filth, and I would never again be fooled by
    their pathetic approaches. So, this piece of shit actually went out and met people back in the days? Sure, I
    haven’t always just been wandering in nature or sitting alone in the dark listening to music

  77. Violent Headbanger says:

    I love to sit alone in the dark and listen to metal. Sometimes I’ll headbang sometimes just study the music. I don’t care if you laugh at me for that, I enjoy metal music with passion. I could have a girlfriend if I wanted but I’m addicted to hookers. Fucking a hot escort after a round of heavy metal albums is great. Whatever you guys think of me I give a shit!

    for me:
    Spartan Warrior + Legend + hot hooker + good book or movie = happiness!!

  78. A gay hessian says:

    I used to only like women, but then I listened to Mastodon. I had fooled around with guys before, but Mastodon turned me fully gay. Their music made me hard, listening to them with a friend we both got aroused so I told him to fuck my ass raw, he came inside me and it felt so good.

  79. ARCTIC SERENADES DENOUNCES THE CHRISTIAN AGENDA BEHIND NUCLEAR BLAST says:

    Anybody remembers the Arctic Serenades label? Probably not. They re-released Vader’s Darkest Age and then went bankrupt.

    On his confessionary website, owner reveals the Christian agenda behind Nuclear Blast.

    “The Nuclear Blast contract arrived out of the blue. I wonder why. It was not due to Suffering. The owner of Nuclear Blast was a commited Christian and he was pushing everything with that religious agenda through Nuclear Blast. Mortification and Horde was pushed like mad by Nuclear Blast when other labels was pushing pure satanic stuff. GROMS was a part of his agenda to win today’s youth of Jesus Christ. They signed on Arctic Serenades and that is why this distribution contract arrived at my door……. I believe.”

    link:
    http://www.toroddfuglesteg.com/arcticserenades1.html

  80. Coprophilliac Connoisseur says:

    Swollen hard my excremental addiction. An accustomed taste, shit oozes from my rectum.

    A faecal feast, a bacterial treat, consume the fucking mess my bowels excrete.

    My hole dilates and faeces expell, like a miscarried birth, nature at it’s most perverse.

    Insert the catheter into your bladder. I drink the rancid piss you secrete, sucking hard on your fucking meat.

    Fistfuck my anus and inhale the vile stench, I need an enema for your dessert.

    Coprophiliac pleasures brewed deep in the iningual ring, masturbating as you insert.

    Blood red shit caked in your teeth, smeared my chest. Choking on bloody acicid diahorrea.

  81. @ Bestial Warlust says:

    I don’t get it, was that supposed to be some really bad hipster parody of death/black metal?

  82. durr I listunz to metulz, I are warrior! says:

    >Spartan Warrior
    >you
    >obese, unwashed latently homosexual virgin who stays indoors all day

    Yeah, I don’t think so, chump.

  83. if so I lol'd says:

    >pure testosterone filled anthem of total war
    >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VNm4d4lfKQ

    …. is this a joke?

  84. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Bestial Warlust embodies the noble virtues of our ancient ancestors. Not for a pussy turd like you!!!

  85. @durr I listunz to metulz, I are warrior! says:

    lol I like how you used homosexual as an insult, someone has issues

    also shut up brutal slayer whatever, you’re inane and not funny

  86. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Why don’t you make me, you obnoxious oaf?

  87. a metal fan says:

    “Bestial Warlust embodies the noble virtues of our ancient ancestors”

    Nice try, hipster, now get your joke metal outta here. No one cares about your parody shit.

  88. if so I lol'd says:

    “Bestial Warlust embodies the noble virtues of our ancient ancestors.”

    lol, and what would those be, pray tell? Dirt farming, being sold into slavery/serfdom and pious, humble belief in our Lord Jesus Christ?

  89. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Bestial Warlust is joke metal? Let me guess, you listen to inferior shit like In Flames or COB. Your opinion is irrelevant. If you don’t like Bestial Warlust, you probably also enjoy hipster homo shit like Mastodon or Neurosis.

  90. what a joke says:

    Hahaha, u buttmad bro? Dude, that shit is a straight up parody of metal, it’s about as “trve metulz” as Massacration. I bet you think Impaled Northern Moonforest is the grimdarkest metl around too.

  91. not even mad says:

    >Neurosis
    >hipster shit
    >attempting to blanket legitimate metal bands

    0/10, babby-level trolling

  92. because, face it, it's not like you're reproducing anyway. says:

    Yeah bro Destroy Your Life for Satan! Healthy Hessian values!

  93. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Murdering pigs
    Fucking your world
    Satanic war for lust
    Slaughter hell noise
    Fucking Destroys
    Satanic warface
    Demonic night
    Fucking hell fight
    Satans victory cry
    For murder and lust
    Slaughtering pigs
    With hellfire noise
    Satanic Death metal!!!

    It is the righteous lust for Death
    And spirit to Destroy and hate
    It is the call of the wolf for blood
    And the scream of the vengeful our

    It is not from the morals and values of today
    That we will create the new satanic world
    They are Diseased and sick and as good as Dead
    It is the warrior values of centuries first

  94. > = gay kindergardner says:

    Chat with Troy Sanders of rock band Mastodon

    Hi I´m Troy, vocalist for Mastodon. We first started the band in 1999 and our first demo came out late in 2000. By that time we realized Metal could be commercially viable if you made pleasant pop music disguised as heavy metal. Most fans are retarded anyway and we needed money for male hookers, we love cock in our asses so we thought we should express this through our music.

    Our strategy was to do what other commercial fake metal bands had done 5 years ago. We realized the best thing was to repeat known cliches that worked within rebellious teens that were sick of MTV but too dumb to understand underground Metal, so naturally we wanted a product idiots and faggits would buy.

    Our style? Well we are technical progressive emo groove rock, erm, I mean, metal. We combine the essence of Metal which is distorted guitars and gay sex, that’s how we write our music, we bought the equipment and had a lot of gay sex between band members and random hobos we found on the street and what came out of it is basically what you hear on the first album.

    We don’t like underground metal, too noisy and tasteless. But man throw som Chimaira, Machine Head, Opeth and Sonic Youth and I’m all balls out man, fuck my ass and spoon me you know dude? Real metal. Or not, we don’t care, our audience is not metal based anyways.

    We write for ourselves you know man? And for most middle schoolers that are into heavy music like Korn and Limp Biskit, really heavy stuff like that. We are good with our instruments, for instance, Brent can fuck me for ours and pull out just at the last moment, that way I can’t get pregnant .. or something.

    My inspiration and heroes? Well, Big Bird and uhm, Dani Filth from Cradle. One is tall and the other is not, great stuff great stuff. We were never a metal band and that’s the truth but we do sound like one and that’s what matters in the end right? It’s not about how good an artist you are of if you capable of making good music, it’s about figuring out how no one notices if you’re not!

    -Keep sucking balls, buy our first two records only and remember that only the first time hurts, then you get used to it and before you notice, you don’t even need anal lube anymore! Peace.

  95. from the notebook of Jamie, 14 year old mallgoth says:

    Murdering pigs
    Fucking your world
    Satanic war for lust
    Slaughter hell noise
    Fucking Destroys
    Satanic warface
    Demonic night
    Fucking hell fight
    Satans victory cry
    For murder and lust
    Slaughtering pigs
    With hellfire noise
    Satanic Death metal!!!

    It is the righteous lust for Death
    And spirit to Destroy and hate
    It is the call of the wolf for blood
    And the scream of the vengeful our

    It is not from the morals and values of today
    That we will create the new satanic world
    They are Diseased and sick and as good as Dead
    It is the warrior values of centuries first

  96. @brutal sucker of dicks, noble faggot butt pirate of homosexuals says:

    Brutal slayer, you’re the biggest butt faggot ever! I’ve nver read such trite nonsense before in my life. You give your age away every time you type your bullshit.

  97. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    More primal, filthy goodness:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ56k-CmPec

  98. guy who uses ">" says:

    I agree, that was some of the stupidest shit I’ve ever read in my life.

  99. @brutal sucker of dicks, noble faggot butt pirate of homosexuals says:

    i HATE you brutal slayer i’m jealous that i’m such a faggit! please fuck me!

  100. > my ass is broken, i bleed cumm says:

    > homo erotic use of

    > need cock please

    > need more cock please

  101. > my ass is broken, i bleed cumm says:

    > homo erotic use of

    > need cock please

    > need more cock please

    mastdon is gay

  102. guy who uses ">" says:

    That sucks and even the name sounds gay. Sorry, I’d rather listen to something that’s actually metal and not trite poser shit; something like Mastodon, whose name conveys the heaviness and size of one of those massive primeval monsters who once inhabited the same space as Man, and whose music is also heavy, ritualistic and progressive. I didn’t give a shit about this band now until the painfully obviously homosexual spamtrolls brought them to my attention, and now I kind of like them, but there’s a tad too much metalcore in their style for me.

    Oh and brutal gayer, you can shut the fuck up, no one cares about your clownish caricature metal.

  103. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    So many people are butthurt at my awesome presence. Bow before the might of Bestial Warlust and their legacy lives in Damon Bloodstorm’s new band “Holocaust Wolves of the Apocalypse@.

  104. lol @ u, and lol @ "anger-of-metal" says:

    Actually, here, let me try:

    http://www.anger-of-metal.de/shop/cover/317archgoatfin.angelcunttshirtsizel920100221.png

    Yeah bro look at that album cover! Totally not gay at all! Fucken medulllll! \m/

  105. lol, what a joke says:

    >Damon Bloodstorm

    More like Gayman AIDSsp.erm.

  106. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    So guys, I’m thinking about moving away from my strength routine and moving more towards a push/pull one or even hypertrophy. Does Layne Norton have the best routine?

    Also, this is the best Chris Moyen album cover: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BTvq-IN0oqo/SuM-JQHMvgI/AAAAAAAAAVI/EFsXpW4ANFk/s400/l_7ef251fc4bfd4f1285c8bcec5e7cce4c.jpg

  107. nice one, guys says:

    I like how anus always try to claim they’re some kind of intellectual sophists holding the vanguard against “beer-metal” and in that promotional band photo two out of three of those slobs are clutching opened beers.

  108. @ brutal gayer says:

    I think you should stick to your usual cocksquats and 2 tbsp daily supplements of cum.

  109. and the guy still draws like a middle schooler, come on, you've been doing this for like 20 years dude says:

    Yeah dude, graveyards and Diablo II monsters. Hardcore, badass. Wooo.

    Is it still middle school in here?

  110. Bisexual Warlust says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViEH57xQu1c

    True br00tal metal guys!

  111. also, your taste in metal is abysmal says:

    >Widely revered Chicago death metal cult CIANIDE
    >widely revered
    >Cianide

    Where do you guys get this stuff? You really should stop it with the hackneyed political, art critique and philosophy bullshit and just let this site be the death metal fanboy page it is.

  112. Jewbob says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHxr2etrfKc

    I think this anthem speaks to the heart of every intellectual Hessian purveyor of this site. Hails!

  113. @nice one, guys says:

    I would like the anus “staff” to officially address this good point.

  114. PANTERA AND BEER @ nice one, guys says:

    I CAN SEE HOW ALL YOU STILLBORN FAGGITS ARE FOLLOWING THE TREND TO TROLL THIS PITIFUL SITE. I PISS AND SHIT ALL OVER YOU FAGGITS WITH TINY PENISES. ALL OF YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I AM YOUR FATHER. BIOLOGICAL FATHER! I’VE GOT LOTS OF SONS IN THIS HERE BLOG. ALL OF YER MOMS WERE GREAT FUCKS

  115. PANTERA AND BEER @ Bisexual Warlust says:

    COME´RE MY FAGGIT SON, THIS HERE HAIRY COCK IS FER YOU TO SUCK!! HAND ME THEM BEERS’N COMMENCE SUCKIN MY HERE THROBBING JOHNSON. LEMME HAVE THEM BROWN HOLES TORN OPEN BY MY HERE MEGA COCK!!

  116. also, your taste in metal is abysmal @ brutal gayer says:

    What a faggot you are! I can’t believe a normal human being can type something like that. You are truly a pathetic sub-human. I’m sure your mother is crying in shame!!

  117. you should be euthanised, dominated faggot. no, euthanasia is too kind, just a bullet to the back of the head or having your head beaten in with a shovel will do. says:

    Right, as opposed to the millions of poorly-written (it’s how I know it’s you samefagging), elaborate homosexual fantasies and filth you’ve poured into these comments…

  118. you should be euthanised, dominated faggot. no, euthanasia is too kind, just a bullet to the back of the head or having your head beaten in with a shovel will do. says:

    oh and my mom is a slutty whore with aids and my dad is a transexual that fucks me at night when he’s drunk.

  119. give him a bigger cock says:

    THE above poster needs a bigger cock in the ass!

  120. Mastodon is gay indie rock says:

    Chat with Troy Sanders of rock band Mastodon

    Hi I´m Troy, vocalist for Mastodon. We first started the band in 1999 and our first demo came out late in 2000. By that time we realized Metal could be commercially viable if you made pleasant pop music disguised as heavy metal. Most fans are retarded anyway and we needed money for male hookers, we love cock in our asses so we thought we should express this through our music.

    Our strategy was to do what other commercial fake metal bands had done 5 years ago. We realized the best thing was to repeat known cliches that worked within rebellious teens that were sick of MTV but too dumb to understand underground Metal, so naturally we wanted a product idiots and faggits would buy.

    Our style? Well we are technical progressive emo groove rock, erm, I mean, metal. We combine the essence of Metal which is distorted guitars and gay sex, that’s how we write our music, we bought the equipment and had a lot of gay sex between band members and random hobos we found on the street and what came out of it is basically what you hear on the first album.

    We don’t like underground metal, too noisy and tasteless. But man throw som Chimaira, Machine Head, Opeth and Sonic Youth and I’m all balls out man, fuck my ass and spoon me you know dude? Real metal. Or not, we don’t care, our audience is not metal based anyways.

    We write for ourselves you know man? And for most middle schoolers that are into heavy music like Korn and Limp Biskit, really heavy stuff like that. We are good with our instruments, for instance, Brent can fuck me for ours and pull out just at the last moment, that way I can’t get pregnant .. or something.

    My inspiration and heroes? Well, Big Bird and uhm, Dani Filth from Cradle. One is tall and the other is not, great stuff great stuff. We were never a metal band and that’s the truth but we do sound like one and that’s what matters in the end right? It’s not about how good an artist you are of if you capable of making good music, it’s about figuring out how no one notices if you’re not!

    -Keep sucking balls, buy our first two records only and remember that only the first time hurts, then you get used to it and before you notice, you don’t even need anal lube anymore! Peace.

  121. slupr the feces from my dripping rectum says:

    My ass is broken i bleed cumm, please jew fuck my anus spill my guts. I sacrifice my rectum for all the hipsters of this blog. Your sins I carry, I let my rectum clear them for all of ye. liquid feces dripping from my asshole…

  122. gaping anus open wide filthy mess in your cock!!!! says:

    slurp slurp slurp away you fags!

  123. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    I actually think that Cianide track is pretty good. But we still need more war metal.

    Another classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWImg9_Xwbk

  124. bebop says:

    More joke metal? Fuck off with that shit, already.

    On that note, here’s something actually relevant:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHxr2etrfKc

  125. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    >come from a shithole in Romania
    >spend your day trolling ANUS, last.fm and /mu/
    >accuse others of autism

    Just for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGBfT9FpIv0

  126. at the above post says:

    > go suck dick redneck scum

  127. @ bebop says:

    Here’s a video for you dumbass and for most haters of this site!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eKnSGn914M

  128. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Butthurt Negruvoda.

  129. good bye queen! says:

    we well know you’re not brutal slayer of christians, so go back to your hiipster indie metal sites where u can be urself homo kid!

  130. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Why don’t you suck my balls you little Polack faggot?

  131. the false brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death@ Noktorn says:

    I listen to this album a lot when I’m doing what I usually do throughout they day (cry and masturbate, generally) and it’s the sort of release that provides a stirring soundtrack to just about anything, turning a venture to Wal-Mart for milk into some anti-Christian quest for glory. I can’t really think of many things that I want more from my black metal so I guess this is a pretty good album if it can make my errands exciting.

  132. @ brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    cuz u dont have balls, ur a castrated tranny remember? ho ho ho he he

  133. @ the gay hipster says:

    you are a fat redneck hurry back to mcdonalds.

  134. aristocrattic eletist says:

    rite another blog post about how proles r really dumb!!

  135. misanthropic stoic nihilist iphone owner says:

    based on observation
    underground metal attracks low iq drones
    and this is worst than 4 chan

    also wtf is mastodon

  136. misanthropic stoic nihilist iphone owner says:

    i am proud of my really small penis, my fat girlfriends don’t seem to mind. I’m thinking of trying cock.

  137. butts says:

    Everything that “hipster” imitating girl was talking about could be extrapolated to the black metal/aspie subculture. Everything.

  138. physically attractive hessian with a sexy 5 inch loverod. says:

    I love hipster chicks. They are super easy to lay and love my long sexy hair and masculine features.

  139. lol says:

    I like how your fantasy length is 5 inches.

  140. Queero Mc Hungo @ butts says:

    U sound like an emo and I luv emos. I know u like to delight ur whole butt not only ur butthole, i’m gonna lick ur cock til u cry of pleasure, then I’m gonna slide my juicy jumbo dong really deep inside of u baby!!

  141. @Queero Mc Hungo says:

    Can you please fuck me up my ass? I am a virgin but years of listening to Killing Joke and Gojira have made me sooo horny and hungry for cock. Let my tongue be your toilet paper, please…

  142. hipsters are shit says:

    Swollen hard my excremental addiction. An accustomed taste, shit oozes from my rectum.
    A faecal feast, a bacterial treat, consume the fucking mess my bowels excrete.
    My hole dilates and faeces expell, like a miscarried birth, nature at it�s most perverse.
    Insert the catheter into your bladder. I drink the rancid piss you secrete, sucking hard on your fucking meat.
    Fistfuck my anus and inhale the vile stench, I need an enema for your dessert.
    Coprophiliac pleasures brewed deep in the iningual ring, masturbating as you insert.
    Blood red shit caked in your teeth, smeared my chest. Choking on bloody acicid diahorrea.

  143. blah says:

    >physically attractive hessian

    OK, NOW you’re trolling with portals.

  144. hipster says:

    There’s no Afro-American in this band. How can I respect this?

  145. blah @ hipster says:

    we are young we are gay we like dick it’s alright!! My dad’s a tranny, my mom hates me, i cumm here to troll this site cuz I’m gaaay! Mastodon is my favorite indie rock band, it is just so… gay!

  146. blah says:

    ^ faggot

    Honestly, does this dipshit think he’s embarrassing anyone but himself? Although I have to say it’s kind of nauseating to read so much homo shit on here.

  147. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4bCWZjkrdw&feature=related says:

    Obviously these faggots are trolling. Only straight men like Mastodon. If they’re some faggots who do like them, they’re more than likely just poseurs who pretend to accept the heavy, brutal mentality that is Mastodon. HAILS!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35FzKI0rzBw

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Sa-BrRjmo

  148. yeah says:

    Much better than Bisexual Cocklust, at least.

  149. PANTERA AND BEER RULES says:

    BRAPE, n. Contraction of ‘bro rape.’ When two red-blooded men wrestle, and end up having sex. DEFINITELY NOT A HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY! Often occurs to the lilting sounds of Pantera.

  150. misanthropic stoic nihilist iphone owner says:

    thanks for confirming my observations ^^

  151. Gosh, metal is so cool with bands like avenged sevenfold and Korn says:

    Hey, you should review the new in flames album. They are really opening new frontiers for metal. They are really open minded and intelligent. just WOW

  152. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Bestial Warlust owns your pansy faggot ass. Maybe when you’re a true metal warrior you’ll appreciate their baroque influenced symphonies.

  153. blah @ PANTERA AND BEER RULES says:

    I suck homo cock and loving it! Please lets get together for a night of anal sex. I’ll bring my first two homo erotic Mastodon cds, theyre great Rock music to have anal pummeling with!! My ass is game!

  154. QUIZ THE FAGS says:

    You know you’re a hipster queen when:

    1) you think Mastodon is metal music instead of indie-rock

    2) you hate this site, think Mastodon is good music and act like a fag

    3) hate when people tell you these facts and then continue to act like a fag

  155. misanthropic gay hipster iphone owner says:

    Where’s Queero Mc Hungo I’m thirsty for cumm? You people want to know how I take off my condoms?

    I fart till it comes out!!!

  156. misanthropic gay hipster iphone owner says:

    Hey, before I knew about ANUS I thought I was pretty metalhead. I was even known as the Metalhead Joe in school. Damn right everybody thought I was the ultimate metalhead with my long hair and my cannibal corpses shirt thugging my fat body. I reviewd metal abums in Metal archives and even got to Metal lord status, reviewing superficial tings like “RIFFS THAT FUCKING RIP”, and “METAL WITH BALLS”, then I read ANUS and I was so struck. I realized I’m a fag.

    They actualy spoke about what the music was. Not just superficial thing like the riffs and blastbeats but the true philosophical depth behind metal. I was just so annoyed, what the fuck?? They are so much better than me. I looked in the mirror and realized I was no better that those malcore kids. I wanted music to just headbang and not think about, just like those morons that listen to the discoteque music just to dance and not think. So in that day I swore to take revenge on ANUS to make me feel that way. A little voice in my head told me, “wait, try to learn more about metal, study their point of view, even if yo don’t agree with everithing they say”. NAhh, revenge I answered.

    SO from that day on I came everyday until the day I die to this site to troll on these posts. May the wrath of hipsterdom fall upon those who simply know more than me. HIPSTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE FOR COCK!!!!

  157. DIE BY MY HAND! I CREEP ACROSS THE LAND, KILLING FIRST BORN MAN! says:

    No need for multiple choice answers. You should just know you’re a hipster fag when:

    1) you think Mastodon is sucks

    That’s it. You’re just a pre-pubescent fag who deserves to die.

    DIE!………..DIE!…………..DIE!……….

  158. herp says:

    So when did all the sub-mentals from blabbermouth and metalsucks find their way here?

  159. lol sad says:

    “You know you’re a hipster queen when:

    1) you think Mastodon is metal music instead of indie-rock”

    Sorry you can’t accept some metal is popular and trendy.

  160. durp says:

    “So when did all the sub-mentals from blabbermouth and metalsucks find their way here?”

    Your whore mom told us about this site.

  161. @lol fag says:

    “You know you’re just a fag when:

    1. When you constantly repeat the same dumb shit that isn’t true.

    Sorry you can’t come out the closet and admit to your faggot ways.

  162. Adrian McCoy loves grave says:

    Goddamn, don’t you guys ever agree on anything?

    Do you like the fucking song or what? Answer the question…

    And quit talking about cocks, the name of this site is anus…you should already know that that in of itself is gay…

  163. Adrian McCoy loves grave says:

    i’ve been listening to this track, and i’d like to rap over the riffs…sounds cool…

    And no!!! i don’t give a shit if you think thats fake!!! Rap/metal would be cool if all the wiggers would just die…and Ice-T was influenced by the dark legions archive…

    street metal for real niggaz….fuck yeah!!!!

  164. para para says:

    >Maybe when you’re a true metal warrior you’ll appreciate their baroque influenced symphonies.

    Haha. 1/10 for making me laugh.

  165. QUIZ THE FAGS says:

    You know you should give up on Metal if:

    1) you think it’s stupid noise unlike you’re fave inde rock band like Mastodon

    2) you think Metallica, Exodus are “thrash metal” cuz metal-archives says so

    3) you own the two first Mastodon albums and honestly believe you’re not GAY
    .

  166. lol pooland says:

    >you’re fave
    >you are fave

    How about, “you’re” a retard.

  167. QUIZ Queero Mc Hungo says:

    You know I’m at this site fishing for young fresh cock when:

    1 I can give the best blowjobs in the whole wide world

    2 my asshole is trained to pleasure a cock way better than any pussy

    3 I already threw to the garabage the first two Mastodon albums obviously no straight guy would ever buy

    4 I picked up from the garbage the first two Mastodon albums obviously every GAY guy should buy

    ,

  168. @ lol pooland says:

    how about bending over and let me rape you

  169. you are all losers says:

    nobody cares about this

  170. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Come God of light meet my God of darkness
    And fuck in the abyss that is thy grave of mind
    Oh the impurity of light shall touch the black
    And all your gods shall die

    Drenched in fuck
    Bloody cunted whore
    Your world is damned
    Rot in bloodsoaked mourning

    Lava awaits below
    Morality’s funeral pyre
    Black seas smash your shores
    Dead children for the fucking fire

    Fuck everything you place on high
    And regard as fucken holy truth
    Satanas wrath is victory

    [Repeat 1st & 2nd Verses]

    Abraxas, Satan and God
    To worship him is death
    A God beyond death

    Heaven shall spit blood in your faces
    And the blood shall flow into the earth
    And the earth shall berent asunder
    At the graveyard of God.

  171. @ lol pooland says:

    ty głupi chłopak. Mam zamiar zabić. nieświadomy “redneck”

  172. @ you are all losers says:

    Do you care? Maybe we can care together and lose ourselves in bromance?

  173. Levy_Spearmen says:

    Onward! Towards 666 posts! Hail Cianide!

  174. Erotic Emo Faggot says:

    I HATE THIS SITE AND LUV RECTUM BRUSHING!

  175. fffff anus is retarded says:

    “2) you think Metallica, Exodus are “thrash metal” cuz metal-archives says so”

    Actually, idioms in music change over time (for example, black metal used to just mean Satanic heavy metal–heavy metal in the sense of Motorhead). Sorry you’ve decided to be an aspie about what people called used to crossover when it was barely even a thing.

  176. I need to stop eating glue says:

    *used to call

  177. @ fffff anus is retarded like me says:

    yEah like you’re not being an emo about the issue. that wasn’t even the point!

    anus trolls trolling Mastodon’s site

  178. ANUS TROLL ATTACKING THE MASTODON WEBSITE says:

    IF YOU ARE A HIPSTER THEN NEVERMIND

  179. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor

    Beaten why for
    Can’t take much more

    Here we go…Here we go…Here we go

    One – Nothing wrong with me
    Two – Nothing wrong with me
    Three – Nothing wrong with me
    Four – Nothing wrong with me

    One – Something’s got to give
    Two – Something’s got to give
    Three – Something’s got to give
    Now

    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor

    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor

    Push me again
    This is the end

    Here we go…Here we go…Here we go

    One – Nothing wrong with me
    Two – Nothing wrong with me
    Three – Nothing wrong with me
    Four – Nothing wrong with me

    One – Something’s got to give
    Two – Something’s got to give
    Three – Something’s got to give
    Now

    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor

    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor

    Skin against skin blood and bone
    You’re all by yourself but you’re not alone
    You wanted in now you’re here
    Driven by hate consumed by fear

    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor

    One – Nothing wrong with me
    Two – Nothing wrong with me
    Three – Nothing wrong with me
    Four – Nothing wrong with me

    One – Something’s got to give
    Two – Something’s got to give
    Three – Something’s got to give
    Now

    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor

    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor
    Let the bodies hit the floor

    The floor…The floor…The floor…The floor

    Dedicated to Negruvoda

  180. lazar kaganovich says:

    I killed way more christians than you metal fags.

  181. Kontinual says:

    Today I pooped out of my penis. Never done that before.

  182. HEAVYMETAL VS INDIE METAL says:

    i feel sorry for those HIPSTERS theyre getting fucking RAPED.. raw dog no lube

  183. > = faggit says:

    the guys that uses these > is a fucking homo,

  184. Mr Tolerance says:

    Diversity is a good thing. Why are you people so afraid of difference?

  185. guy posting here about getting with girls, now macking on another one says:

    I think I just friendzoned myself.

  186. Negru Vodă says:

    I actually like that song.

    It’s better than anything in the ANUS alpha.

  187. COVER KILLER says:

    HEY GUISE EVERYTHING IN MUSIC IS OPINIONS SO I MADE A VIDEO OF MY FAVORITE THRASH METAL ALBUMS!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC7HE1k3F9c&feature=feedlik

  188. COVER KILLER says:

    The best thing that has ever happened to me is to have found this wonderful metal website! I have learnt a lot about metal and I’m looking forward to more excellent reviews from you. This has been truly a source of inspiration for my life as a metalhead! Thank you ANUS!

  189. QUIZ THE FAGS says:

    You better not fuck around real Metalheads, you could get hurt or raped, unless you’re a Metalhead too. It’s fun to beat up malcore kids, it’s even funner to rape their emo girls, although sometimes it’s hard to tell who’s a girl and who’s not.

    You know you’re a fucking malcore no0b if:

    1) you like Trivium, Children Of Bodom, Killswitch Engage, Opeth and Mastodon

    2) you wish Prozak never existed, so you wouldn’t have to carry the burden of having to hate him

    3) use the term “aspie” and feel good about yourself

    .

  190. you might be a sperg if... says:

    >You better not fuck around real Metalheads
    >not listening to Trivium, Children Of Bodom, Killswitch Engage, Opeth and Mastodon

    You need to get off the internet and outside more.

  191. Alan Sparta says:

    “although sometimes it’s hard to tell who’s a girl and who’s not”

    True. I’m not partial either way. Just give me an anus.

  192. badger says:

    I’m sorry, did you actually call that pussy, weak shit “war metal”? There’s nothing heavy or militaristic about that faggot shit at all, it sounds like a bunch of little kids making noise in their Squiers and first act drums. THIS is fucking war metal, this is actually heavy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-gI_pFog0

  193. fist to your skinny faggot face says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ml7p_aycXQ

    This is also real fucking WAR METAL!

  194. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    More queer shit. Lol at you calling me a skinny faggot posting C&C and shit, fuck you dorko. It’s not my fault you’re a pussy for not understanding the underlying themes of Bestial Warlust or their venerable influences (Blasphemy, Von, Beherit, Sarcofago, etc). Go back to having a 300 lb manwhale thrust your anus with his throbbing manhood.

  195. This is REALot your fairy faggot metrosexual shit war metal, n says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViEH57xQu1c

  196. lol @ bisexual cocklust says:

    >understanding the underlying themes of Bestial Warlust or their venerable influences (Blasphemy, Von, Beherit, Sarcofago, etc)

    lol, what a fucking nerd

    the underlying themes are little kids making angry noise to piss off their parents, half those bands you mentioned were 14 years old when they made their dumb shit

    sorry chump, preskool skeleton and baphomet drawings have nothing to do with war, this is real war music you little fairy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVxSMsLTj2M

  197. you don't know anything about the military, shut the fuck up with your posing pussy "war" "metal" says:

    also, my shit is much heavier than your wussy wind tunnel garbage

    here’s more heavy shit

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5dm7AYZ-tg

  198. derpy smurf says:

    lol @ what brutal gayer’s autistic brain reads into a perfect example of what makes people think metal is just mindless noise

  199. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    None of that shit is heavy. I know you suffer from cognitive dissonance about your pussyness but there’s nothing to be ashamed about, some boys just never become men. These boys who make the jump are ones embodied in the horde of darkness emitted in the terrifying sounds of war metal.

    This is a great example, when I listen to it I feel the soul of my warrior ancestors pierce my body and overtake me. It is the music of the elite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaIM45GZn0A

  200. come at me bro, I'll send your scrawny skeletal ass straight to the hospital says:

    >elite
    >gas station attendants playing in black metal bands

    Pick one.

    >when I listen to it I feel the soul of my warrior ancestors pierce my body and overtake me

    Ah, the mind of an autist, truly a lulzy thing. Yeah dude, I know what you mean, I used to think of knights and warriors and shit too, when I was like 5.

    The shit I posted is much heavier than your easy-bake white noise. Your goofy goth metal is about as “terrifying” as the Count from Sesame Street. Blah!

    This song is a perfect example of headbanging heaviness:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-WO6q3bS70

  201. bored boris says:

    when does shit get old

  202. ha ha ha ho ho ho he he he says:

    “I could think of the finest names for them, but I won’t reveal them to the idiots who wait in judgement and listen in order that they may again most crassly misunderstand and misrepresent me!”

  203. i'll just leave this here says:

    “my warrior ancestors pierce my body”

    Nice fantasies you have bro. Good to know what kind of person listens to the type of “music” you do.

  204. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    I’m 5’10 and 220 pure muscle, you forgot faggot?

    I understand a little worm like you is unable to understand finesse at all but war metal is the true aural re-enacment of our noble ancestors.

  205. brutal gayer is a virgin, he listens to metal for virgins says:

    http://www.vertex42.com/ExcelTemplates/Images/body-mass-index-chart.gif

    lol, according to the BMI chart you’re fucking obese, BAD. Yeah dude, “s’all muscle”, sure.

    Shut the fuck up you monstrously corpulent midget.

  206. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    BMI is shit, you little skinny faggot. Maybe if you ate your fucking chicken and did squats you’d weigh more than 100 lb. I’ve been training to be a warrior since an early age and gaining untold pounds of muscle in the process.

    I am the Wargod

  207. tiny midget says:

    Fight? I want in! My tiny feet can kick like rapid fire! You don’t want to mess with my tiny fists of fury!! Ask Levy…

  208. having a pentagram on the cover of your metal album is like putting superglue on your v-card says:

    Well you’re right about one thing, you’ve been eating the fried chicken and gaining pounds, that’s for sure.

  209. @ having a pentagram on the cover of your metal album is like putting superglue on your v-card says:

    You know you i’d love to fart in your mouth and if a nugget should blow out, you should eat it. your mom is my personal sex toy, she takes my giant dick in the ass to mouth combo and, she loves to eat shit stained cock!

  210. come at me bro, I'll send your scrawny skeletal ass straight to the hospital says:

    MY THEME SONG
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35w9nIl2adE

  211. BECAUSE ANUS IS GAY says:

    ONLY FAGOS READ ANUS BLOG

  212. @ BECAUSE ANUS IS GAY says:

    Yeah and you must be a little bit more of a faggy than most here since not only do you read the blog but you comment on it! FAil!

    DON’T FORGET TO VOTE ON THE DEATH METAL TOURNAMENT AT BNR METAL PAGES!!

    http://www.bnrmetal.com/v3/tourney/status/2011DM

    (mastodon is faggot shit)

  213. vIOLENT hEADBANGER OF tHE DARK BUSHES OF THE UNDERWORLD and them some! says:

    IF YOU HAVE NOT LISTENED TO “Agatus – Dawn of Martyrdom 1994” THEN YOU ARE A a fucking poser!! TAKE THAT DILDO OUT OF YOUR ASS and DROP YOUR GAY mastodon cds. IT’S EVEN BETTER THAN BESTIAL WARLUST!!

    CHECKIT OUT FAGS:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLHXmOwZTcM

    .

  214. Queero Mc Hungo is back to make your shit all mushy says:

    Queero Mc Hungo is back to lick a mans anus like ice cream… fall in line please, hater fags to the front since ur more experienced in the art of homo sex.

  215. The Sodomizer says:

    The Sodomizer was here.

    -regards,

  216. and i just bought Relentless Reckless Forever says:

    U GUYS ARE JUST MAD THAT CHILDREN OF BODOM MAKES BETTER BLACK METAL THAN BURZCOCK

  217. IF YOU LIKE THEM, YOU ARE A GAY says:

    CIANIDE LOOK LIKE THREE HARD-ASS HOMOSEXUALS IN THAT PICTURE

  218. hipster says:

    I am a proud Jewish bisexual liberal and every day I am revolted by the shocking content of this website. ANUS.com preaches hatred and intolerance and its owner is an ignorant racist trying to disguise his political agenda as “metal culture” and “conservative” Every day I am saddened to see that this website embraces holocaust denial, racial segregation and even extends itself to promoting genocide of everyone with below-average intelligence. You people make me sick! Fortunately there are also many comments of a homosexual nature which give me hope and tell me that among today’s liberated youth there is little reception for the venomous message of Spinoza Ray Prozak and his gang of cronies.

  219. true hipster says:

    The content on this website isn’t shocking, it’s stupid.

  220. pfffdsdsd says:

    “… and even extends itself to promoting genocide of everyone with below-average intelligence.”

    Don’t worry, the guys who write on this site wouldn’t make the cut in such a scenario.

  221. FAGOSEXUAL ANUS READER says:

    I <3 TEH COCK

  222. Vikings, Vandals, and Visigoths says:

    BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR

  223. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    I have concluded that Conqueror is far superior to Bestial Warlust.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBeF8SQ2270

    Only the “soul” that is full of the purest HATRED could walk the path
    of CONQUEROR!!! And only the CRUELEST of BARBARIANS would even dare to conquer the CONQUEROR APEX!!!!!!!!

    The whimpers of the weak seems to be louder than the roar of the
    CONQUEROR. Somehow the sheep has been able to keep the wolf chained
    down….[through the education system,TV,and drugs/alcohol is my
    guess]I can only look at the world that this system has created
    with absolute disgust..What a disgrace…….

  224. @ true hipster & pfffdsdsd says:

    U both need to shut up and receive more cock in ur assholes. only true hipsters receive lots of fat cocks in the asshole

  225. hipster says:

    True. I’m not partial either way. Just give me an anus.

  226. PISSED PIOTR says:

    WHEN DOES SHIT GET OLD

  227. nigger says:

    >Only the “soul” that is full of the purest HATRED

    So basically, an anti-social, frustrated aspie rotting away in his bas.ement and mad at the world for rejecting him. Yeah, what a great path for life.

  228. Levy_Spearmen says:

    Relativism, BITCH! All paths lead to DEAD! Fatalism! Ho!

  229. Levy_Spearmen says:

    Furthermore, fuck you, go die!

  230. MASTODON ADVENTURES says:

    I was sucking this cute guy who loves Mastodon right? So he says I’m gona cumm now brace yourslef! So I thought mmh ,great, I love when guys cumm in my mouth! So he goes on and shoots this thick heavy load of jizz deep into my throat right? It was so much jizz I couldn’t swallow it all in one gulp and I got cumm stains all over my Mastodon t shirt!! I sadi, that’s a no no so we went to this gay bar where they sell original Mastodon merch and he got me a new shirt.

  231. @ Levi the jew, fucking moron says:

    Yeah, in an abstract sense they all lead to “dead”, but there’s different types of dead. Ronald Reagan’s funeral isn’t going to be yours, that’s for fucking sure. I don’t even need to go into how the PATHS are different, irrespective of destination…

  232. Levy_Spearmen says:

    Fucking aspies. Shut your mouth with some black cock.

  233. ymca says:

    Is it true Ley_Spearmen that you are a Jew?

  234. Levy_Taxes, Man says:

    SUCK MY DICK

  235. Levy_Spearmen says:

    I mean, they don’t even support equality.

  236. yup, life is good says:

    So how many girls have you kissed this week? Zero? One? Your mom doesn’t count.

    One here, girl I’m going steady with for a while now. Had the opportunity to kiss another one, but held back (or pussied out).

  237. yup, life is good says:

    >kiss girls
    >reach higher state of consciousness
    >zero fucks given

  238. cianide fan says:

    a dog licked me in the park, does that count as a kiss?

  239. hrm says:

    “Ronald Reagan’s funeral isn’t going to be yours, that’s for fucking sure.”

    True, one dies a piece of shit rapist and one of the worst leaders ever adored only by a swarming mass of idiots, the other dies a respectable human being.

  240. Nancy Reagan says:

    Ronald Reagan was a fag…..and a shitty cook.

  241. misantropic nihilist stoic xbox player says:

    The New Chronology is a fringe theory in history, which argues that the conventional chronology is fundamentally flawed, that events attributed to antiquity such as the histories of Rome, Greece and Egypt actually occurred during the Middle Ages, more than a thousand years after the time to which they have conventionally been assigned. The central concepts of the New Chronology are derived from the ideas of Nikolai Morozov,[1] although Jean Hardouin can be viewed as an earlier predecessor.[2] The New Chronology is commonly associated with Anatoly Fomenko, although it is a collaboration between Fomenko and several other mathematicians.
    The New Chronology also contains a reconstruction, an alternative chronology, radically shorter than the conventional chronology, because all ancient history is “folded” onto the Middle Ages. According to the revised chronology, the history of humankind goes only as far back as AD 800, there is almost no information about events between AD 800–1000, and most known historical events took place in AD 1000–1500.
    History: Fiction or Science? which contains this New Chronology was written in the Russian language but has been translated into English.
    While some researchers have developed revised chronologies of Classical and Biblical periods that shorten the timeline of ancient history by eliminating various “dark ages”, none of these are as radical as that of the New Chronology. The New Chronology is rejected by mainstream historians and is inconsistent with absolute and relative dating techniques used in the wider scholarly community. The majority of scientific commentators consider The New Chronology to be pseudoscientific

  242. an observation says:

    If I were in that band I’d nickname the fat fuck in the middle of the photo “Piggy”. Christ, look at him. He looks like a human pig. If it wasn’t for the beard and long hair you’d think he was a lesbian.

  243. Levy_Spearmen says:

    The obese will inherit the Metal!

  244. an observation @ misantropic nihilist stoic xbox player says:

    You are a nerd that like to swap cumm with your mom, ahut thefuck up and go have sex with your dog nerd guy.

  245. misanthropic gay hipster iphone owner says:

    Hey, before I knew about ANUS I thought I was pretty metalhead. I was even known as the Metalhead Joe in school. Damn right everybody thought I was the ultimate metalhead with my long hair and my cannibal corpses shirt thugging my fat body. I reviewd metal abums in Metal archives and even got to Metal lord status, reviewing superficial tings like “RIFFS THAT FUCKING RIP”, and “METAL WITH BALLS”, then I read ANUS and I was so struck. I realized I’m a fag.

    They actualy spoke about what the music was. Not just superficial thing like the riffs and blastbeats but the true philosophical depth behind metal. I was just so annoyed, what the fuck?? They are so much better than me. I looked in the mirror and realized I was no better that those malcore kids. I wanted music to just headbang and not think about, just like those morons that listen to the discoteque music just to dance and not think. So in that day I swore to take revenge on ANUS to make me feel that way. A little voice in my head told me, “wait, try to learn more about metal, study their point of view, even if yo don’t agree with everithing they say”. NAhh, revenge I answered.

    SO from that day on I came everyday until the day I die to this site to troll on these posts. May the wrath of hipsterdom fall upon those who simply know more than me. HIPSTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE FOR COCK!!!!

  246. misantropic nihilist stoic salsa dancer says:

    I wear black and death metal t shirts and have long hair, therefore unable to get a decent job .
    I consider myself being superior because of this so i exalt my superiority SUCKING ASTRONOMICAL AMOUNTS OF BLACK COCK WHILE LISTENING TO SUMMONING AND IMAGINATING THAT IT IS GANDALF ON MY MOUTH WHILE DISSAPROVING OF MAINSTREAM BEHAVIOR LIKE BEING A MAN AS IM TAKING IT IN ASS BY ASPIES HOMOSEXUALS WHO LISTEN TO LADY GAGA WHILE NOONE IS AROUND AND MAKE GRIM FACES JUST TO POSE AND CHECK THEIR WEB ALSO I FOUND ANUS.COM BY COINCIDENCE WHILE I WAS WEB SURFING FOR ASIAN MIDGET EAR PENETRATION PORN

  247. @misanthropic nihilist stoic salsa dancer says:

    thats not as funny as the above post and will never be effective copypasta

  248. General nocturnal wrath rider of doom, merciless slaughterer of the feeble says:

    London is burning up, chaos is ensuing. Soon enough I shall join and put my true warrior blood to test!

    Join me British anusites, this marks the beginning of the end.

  249. anti-aspie says:

    >copypasta
    >same fag always posting it

    yeah, uh, no

  250. an illustrated guide to how you are a faggot says:

    “General nocturnal wrath rider of doom, merciless slaughterer of the feeble”

    Normal brain’s reaction to this: “Lol, sure is 11 years old in here.”

    Aspie brain: “Hails and salutations, rider! I am the brutal malefactor of death, harbinger of the Liber Zar Zax and misnathropic terror of Asperia! Death to the feeble and weak with impunity! *snort* *pushes up glasses*”

  251. Levy_Spearmen says:

    ^ Way to grow up you faggit.

  252. General nocturnal wrath rider of doom, merciless slaughterer of the feeble says:

    I expected derogatory comments from the little puny 100 pound Romanian. It is not my fault your flawed genome is too shitty to understand the power and might in my soul. I have already assembled my armour and blade in order to deal with the protestors. Join me brethren, we shall ride into the city and they shall know our might!

    Bestial Warlust shall be our soundtrack, hails to brutal slayer of christians for recommending them. Their pure sonic onslaught will be sweet to me and my generals – Bloodriver deathrider of pestilence and oathcrusher sungem of the Northern kingdom. NO ONE SHALL REMAIN IN OUR PATH, TO VICTORY MY BROTHERS.

  253. all heterosexual personnel evacuate says:

    ^ lol virgin alert, virgin alert

  254. just as always says:

    Your soundtrack will be you whimpering like a little bitch while your fat balding fuck of a father puts his 4-incher between your buttocks.

  255. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    I wish I could join you General nocturnal wrath rider of doom, but sadly I am in Detroit. I have no doubt similar riots will break out soon and we shall join you in battle. I have assembled a small militia of proud hessian warriors willing to fight in honour of their past ancestors. We shall lay the city asunder while listening to Conqueror!

    WAR CULT SUPREMACY
    HAMMER OF ANTICHRIST
    DECIMATE THE WEAK
    ANNIHILATION OF THE PUTRID SCUM

  256. @ anti-aspie says:

    fuck you and eat cock, you are crying for dick! bend over I shall make you happy… you are going to feel like you are shitting backward for half an hour!! enjoy

  257. lol anus dweebs says:

    Can you take your roleplaying fantasies back to your MUD server, nerds?

  258. General nocturnal wrath rider of doom, merciless slaughterer of the feeble says:

    Hails to you noble brother, as I plunge through the ardent cities of London with my ensemble I shall be thinking of you and how you could aid us. while my blade is bathed in the blood of those unworthy.

    Also, wtf is MUD?

  259. Vikings, Vandals, and Visigoths!!! says:

    BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR is “slaughterer” a word? BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR

  260. gtfo you 12 year old noob says:

    >as I plunge through the ardent cities of London with my ensemble I shall be thinking of you

    lol fag

    >Also, wtf is MUD?

    lol poser faggot, you’re not oldschool at all

  261. General nocturnal wrath rider of doom, merciless slaughterer of the feeble says:

    There is nothing wrong with keeping your trusty allies in your memory while riding. It is the same with my ancestors, they appear before me as I seek council for my future actions.

    I have no interest in your nerdy internet fruity tooty websites. Sorry if I’m not aware of it.

  262. Taciturn Nocturnal Sorcerer of the misty forest of Dol Guldur says:

    Proving again that haters are low self-esteem losers, the vocal hipster community tripped over its own feet rushing to troll this site.

    Shall the wrath of my sword feast upon the hipster scum and emo thralls!!
    I shall put spells upon you all!

  263. General nocturnal wrath rider of doom, merciless slaughterer of the feeble says:

    The sorcerers have appeared too? Most excellent. All that awaits us is the silent rogue: Misty clouds of the shadow mountain. His stealthy presence will make a great asset to our forthcoming battle.

  264. Levy_Spearmen says:

    Forthcoming battle? Oh boy, time to bust out the fritos and frito bean dip!

  265. Knight of the Burning Heart, Bringer of Neverending Storms says:

    Almighty Brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death, heed my call onwards to battle we ride brother in arms.

    Together we shall slay the hipster scum that poisons these lands of old glory! Whe shall rid our land of the human waste, ride , ride with me brother!! Onwards into countless battles, let Bestial Warlust guide our path into Valhalla! Ride with me Avengers of the Metal Flame!! Together we Fight!!!

  266. Dark Philosopher of the abyssmal chasms of Hell, summoning the Council of the Seven Infernal Lords says:

    I hear thee brothers:

    Our primary thesis is that great metal, particularly great death and black metal, is but one avatar of the eternal, unwavering principles and values by which nature and great civilization are governed.

    The methods are often brutal, but the revelations beautiful to those with ears to hear them. What is life in the shadow of ever-lurking and unforgiving death, for only… “Only Death is Real”.

    For the Glory of Metal we shall plight to battle, through storms, through evil,through war, we shall return victorious. MIGHTY RAVENDARK!!

  267. lolo @ the types of people who listen to bisexual cocklust and buttcum says:

    Yeah used to pretend I was a warrior knight too, when I was like 5.

  268. Skald to the Ancestral Kings, Conductor of War Marches and Summoner of Battle Din says:

    The battle is not over! It has just begun! Let the cold winds carry us to 400 comments and beyond! BORN FOR WAR

  269. Levy_Spearmen says:

    That’s all folks! See you next post!

  270. tiny midget says:

    @ Levy_Spearmen
    Hi son, how is your mom? She’s a great fuck!

  271. 1/2 pint Mephisto says:

    we’re so close to 333 comments!!! march onward!

  272. MASTODON IS GAY says:

    SMALL DICK = MASTODON FAG

  273. MASTODON EATS DICK says:

    WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE BLOG POST COMMENT

  274. FOREWORD, INTO THE SHOrWDED INFINITY!! says:

    HAIL BLOGPOSTS!!!

  275. 100% Mephistopheles says:

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  276. HAIL, ANUS 2011 says:

    Fuck the haters, THIS is the album of the year.

  277. i want to fuck a shemale says:

    u know what?

  278. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7xSWv56Sik says:

    (bridge)
    Black and white dancin’ together
    Side by side we’ll make things better
    You’re never alone
    Dancin’ together
    Side by side through stormy weather
    You’re never alone…

    (chorus)
    Never alone (x8)

    (bridge)

    (chorus)

    I’m always on course with the force offcourse
    Breakin’ down doors, and no I won’t pause.
    Here’s an injection to all the people,
    don’t you stop movin’ cause we’re all equal.
    I’m the 3D2 and I’m here to help.
    Stop the violence and help yourself,
    to a better place for the human brace
    Turn up the bass, time to rave.
    It’s universal
    Let’s do it now, no time for rehearsal.
    Wave your hands for the masterplan
    and jam with the man here to slam.
    So throw your fist in the air and strive for peace
    happiness and unity.
    Can’t you see we’ve got to make it better.
    Black and white together.
    (bridge)

    (chorus)

    (break)

    (chorus)

    It’s time to wake up it’s time to rise.
    Let freedom ring for you and I.
    We’ve got to take care of the world today.
    Hear what I say, no time to play.
    Save the ozone before it’s gone like a storm.
    My word is born.
    Can’t you see we’ve got to make it better
    Black and white together.

    (bridge)
    (chorus)

  279. Joe says:

    base.ment

  280. Death says:

    Metallica sucks cock, go and buy Crack the Skye by Mastodon if you want some real good music.
    Cianide is a crappy song, just like anything by Craptallica.