Internet version control suppository and hosting service GitHub censored a press release by the G.N.A.A. exposing zoning violations by the feminist dating cell phone application Bumble.
The G.N.A.A. discovered that Bumble, a dating application where only women may message first, was illegally using a residential apartment as office space in Austin, Texas. Of course, Bumble was violating numerous building codes too. The GNAA’s most hilarious press release resulted in Bumble hastily moving to an actual orifice, ahem office.
GitHub censored the gnaa.press site by flagging GNAA’s account and hiding their website from the public for unstated reasons. GitHub was of course probably pandering to a mob of angry social justice warriors, Marxists, and communists who support Bumble’s lawbreaking and their subsequent probable tax violations as residential and commercial properties are usually taxed at different rates in most localities.
These traitorous to Western civilization groups (including Bumble Trading Inc) are infiltrating all Western institutions and media while wielding every imaginable weapon (see Vice Magazine’s constant and pathetic attempts to normalize certain delusional mental illnesses) in their ongoing attempts to undermine traditional Western nations’ K-selected reproduction strategy in favor of adopting the rejects of the third world’s r-selection strategy as part of the leftists’ plan to replace occidental nations with less intelligent and industrious subjects who they hope will be more predisposed to illogical 19th century German materialist rantings promising free handouts of shoddy mass manufactured goods. The leftists wish to lord over these sloths in a socialist workers’ paradise of enforced universal mediocrity and stupidity, enforcing their perverse rule through ultraviolence like Kurtz in Heart of Darkness and its Apocalypse Now film adaptation. Gulags and guillotines await.
Thankfully thwarting GitHub’s goskomizdat, the GNAA made sure to archive their gnaa.press website containing both their latest press release and details of Bumble’s subsequent mid-month move in the face of their certain eviction in the near future. The entire text of the press release is reproduced uncensored below for the enjoyment of those too lazy to click:
Monday, July 17, 2017 GNAA Reveals Cause to Evict Bumble from their Corporate Headquarters
GNAA Staff – Austin, TX
For Immediate Release
Austin, TX – Following a stealth operation of Bumble’s HQ located at The Bowie, led by a team of hardened elite GNAA of Texas (GNAATX) intelligence operatives, the GNAA has uncovered irrefutable evidence that the ‘tinder for women’ dating app, Bumble, is in violation of both their Residential Lease and the Texas Apartment Association’s zoning ordinances regarding the use of commercial spaces in residential apartment units.
“This is ultimately part of our broader efforts to free men from polluting themselves through the wombs of women. On traditional dating websites, our Gay Nigger catamites are beset with unwanted advances and harassment.” boomed an energized Mr. Niger spraying an audience of cheering Gay Niggers with his bodily effusions. He continued “On Bumble, the identity and purpose of men everywhere is denied, forcing them to be subject to the mercy of asinine female emotions regarding sexual selectivity. We are proudly liberating men everywhere! Furthermore, we think Bumble is attempting to subvert us using propaganda to convince our Gay Nigger breeding population into not reproducing with its own kind, ending our species.”
“The horrors we have witnessed from these female creatures are indescribable.” said a clearly distraught Meepsheep. “Not since the trauma of watching the female creatures from Gay Niggers From Outer Space have I observed such hostility from women. They were not only rude to our operatives but the tenants as well. They would routinely use common area space adjacent to their apartment and the rooftop pool for company meetings kicking people out. They also swiped in multiple employees daily to the resident parking garage. What really did it though was when they brought a bunch of hunky Magic Mike looking guys up to the pool forcing The Bowie to enforce its guest-bracelet policies. One of these poor men I ultimately saved though. It was salty.” said a now erect Meepsheep slowly gyrating his tongue across his lips.
The GNAA is a world-renowned and recognized thought leader within LGBT and progressive circles. We stand against Bumble and all other dating services that would seek to undermine our mission in carving out a patriarchal state out of the heart of humanity. It is our duty as prophesied by the brown ring to perpetually subserviate the weaker female gender, and one day realize a male only world.
311 Bowie St
Austin, TX, 78703
The Bowie: (512) 650-2626
Austin Planning & Zoning: (512)-978-4000
Texas Apartment Association: (512) 479-6252
Bumble Email Addresses:
email@example.com (Chief Cuck Initiate)
You can compare Bumble’s corporate headquarters in this New York Times article to the spaces shown here on The Bowie’s website.
Shoutouts: Meepsheep, l0de, xamfp, mother, prozak, logancrat, Teridax
Bumble is a corporation and mobile dating application founded by Tinder co-founder Whitney Wolfe that is attempting historical and evolutionary revisionism of humanity as patriarchal hominids in line with Wolfe’s Marxist whoredom. Bumble functions exactly like Tinder but only women may message first, threatening natural male purpose and dominance that Gay Niggers seek to carve out on Earth for men.
Wolfe supposedly gave free reign of her stink hole to one of her Tinder co-founders in the form of a male-female relationship to the FAS-looking Justin Mateen, who apparently broke up with her for tongue punching the brown stars of some middle-aged Arabs (full story). Furthermore, Wolfe accused him and another executive of sexual harassment and collected a settlement worth over one million dollars from Tinder’s parent company.
At Bumble, Whitney Wolfe likely continues this degenative behavior since the rooftop pool parties at The Bowie where female Bumble employees were socially climbing on top of hardbodies and trust funds while tanning their horse faces the same malignant shade of leather as their handbags. The GNAA has decided that it is time to reduce the pool’s viral load and put an end to this pedantic fucking degeneracy. “LOL” exclaimed xamfp, “bitch looks 50 tho, probably worn out from crack and a nigga dick binge.”
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