Graveland re-issues now $8

by Death Metal Black Metal
December 2, 2011 –

Just in time for the holidays. What does Dear Old Dad need for Kwanzaa (my preferred holiday), Hannukkah, Christmas or Winter Solstice? What to buy your divorced and lonely mother for the long winter, or how to keep a sibling happy for a January birthday? WHY AN ASSLOAD OF GRAVELAND, OF COURSE. MC Darken and beatbox master Capricornus Flav spin out the old school melodic punk/black metal for your Pagan (or Urban) ears.

While you’re there, you can hit up (yo) the new Demoncy Enthroned in Darkness, which is in pre-order from a reliable label:



  • This is true metal, too bad you autistic faggots can't appreciate it. Enjoy your "nsbm" and cock

    Do you feel what I feel, see what I see, hear what I hear
    There is a line you must draw between your dream world and reality
    Do you live my life or share the breath I breathe
    Lies feed your judgement of others
    Behold how the blind lead each other
    The philosopher
    You know so much about nothing at all
    [Lead: Chuck]

    Ideas that fall under shadows of theories that stand tall
    Thoughts that grow narrow upon being verbally released
    Your mind is not your own,
    what sounds more mentally stimulating is how you make your choice
    So you preach about how I’m supposed to be, yet you don’t you know your own
    Lies feed your judgement of others
    Behold how the blind lead each other
    The philosopher
    You know so much about nothing at all

  • shitfucker

    anus is ran by such fucking massive faggots I bet they would disapprove of anyone enjoying any Graveland of any kind, fuck Anus, this portion of the site should become and independent entity and moderate/censor the comments until real humans catch on, seriously take care of your shit or perish, and fuck your faggot ass boss Prozak and Brett, I’m not fucking troll spammer whatever, fuck those guys they’re fucking faggots and need to rot in their own personal hells, thrive without them

  • @ The Philosopher

    Chuck was writing about anus before it even existed. No wonder they’re so butthurt about him, he pre-empted the whole site. The line “So you preach about how I’m supposed to be, yet you don’t you know your own sexuality” might strike some as a funny, but this applies perfectly to the virgins here. How can you call yourself straight without a sexual track record? Chuck laid down the law on you queers.

  • Oliver Twink

    Chuck was simply a wonderful man, he created metal and articulated its themes whilst Prozak was still sucking his mother’s tit. Chuck knew everything about metal, he could even play guitar using his 8 inch dick. He appreciated his fans and regularly gave out free blow jobs to those that recognized his greatness too.

  • Chuck Schuldiner, Hero of Metal

    >Chuck “Not Gay, Honest” Schuldiner seems to be telling us either that we’re all gay, or that he’s gay. How interesting.

    That’s not what it says at all. Chuck wrote about lepers and being blind too, does that make him a leper or visually impaired?

    You guys are the faggots; hmm, who am I going to believe, a bunch of virgin closet-case homosexuals who obsess about cocks, anuses, sem.en etc. and even once tried trolling that Chuck was Christian (he was raised Jewish, but an atheist)?

    Even if this had more substance to it than just being piss-poor trolling, it wouldn’t matter to me if Chuck was gay given that he contributed more to humanity than for example Glen Benton or the fucks in Cianide ever did.

  • Kuntservationist

    @shitfucker, yeah, I hate to break up the aspie spam but you’re right. anus was cool when it was a good metal site with random philosophical rambling and errata, but it’s pretty much irrelevant now that it’s a GOP propaganda machine with occasional metal news. Might be one of the reasons 99% of the posts here are LOL UR ASPIES spam huh?

  • Kids These Days

    Back when I was a young black metaller, I had to order The Celtic Winter off of eBay for like forty bucks! Nowadays, you jerks just have it way too easy.

  • you're not even the real prozak

    Quit your laughing and go take your metamucil, graybeard.
    Anyway, Forever Plagued is a cool label. I’ve had their re-issues of In the Glare and Drunemeton for a few years now, and I just placed an order for Necromanteion, Carpathian Wolves, and Cold Winter Blades. They also got Dawn of the Iron Blades and Immortal Pride, but I’ve already got those two. Hells Headbangers has a pretty good Graveland selection as well: Raise Your Sword, Creed of Iron, and Impaler’s Wolves. They’re a bit more expensive, since they’re the No Colours imports.