Life Failure Fired from Third Rate Website

Communist, anarchist and champion of some of the worst metal to have ever been released, has finally been fired from idiotic “alternative” news outlet Vice. Kelly’s hilarious history has been well documented enough and now even her allies realize that she is a pathetic, neurotic excuse for a human being. “Grim Kim” is still delusional and believes that this is not due to her nonsensical pieces or her writing style that ressembles that of a foreigner coming to grips with the English language. Either way, this marks the end of the mainstream metal Antifa movement that has begun to attack its own heroes Behemoth in a desperate bid to keep itself going. This should be the last any of us hear of the demented crab claw lady. Good Riddance!!!

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32 thoughts on “Life Failure Fired from Third Rate Website”

  1. SuburbanWarMetalDad says:

    So much for her Vice Union lol

    1. Tony Razor says:

      It seems fun maybe not so much for her in Venezuela can have good place still

    2. RetardGang says:

      KIM IS GONE!

  2. Grim Jim says:

    Will write/provide services for blow

    Plz respond, my welfare won’t last forever

  3. 9-5 Baby Mama says:

    She now hates her former corporate overlords but had no problem taking a paycheck for years. Let this dumbo starve.

  4. Some guy says:

    One would almost wish she’d learn something in some reflecting on this incident – maybe not be such an agitator, not denigrate management on your twitter, balance your articles, look presentable. She seriously wrote a piece for newsletter in her Uncle’s passing. Was it about the man, the connection to her family, the pain of loss? Nope, it was about how hard it is to be a woman and having to get a black dress.

    I would normally not take such glee in a job termination but this does feel good considering how often she loved to deplatform and kick peopl while they were down.

  5. DRAGONFORCE DEMONIAC SUPERION says:

    Yet another loss for the hordes of Inferion. That’s what happens when you try to fuck with the DragonForce!

    ENSLAVER STATUS: CONQUERED

    WE WILL KILL ALL THE FAGGOTS AND QUEER CUNTS
    WE WILL WIPE OUT THE GAYS AND THE FAGS
    WE WILL FUCK THE JOURNALISTS UP THE ASS
    SHIT EVERYWHERE
    CAUSE DEMONIAC IS COMING FOR YOU

  6. LOLZ00RS says:

    Isn’t there a crab character on drug-addled favorite, “Spongebutt Queerpants?” Do they have a voice actor for that yet?

  7. Chrised says:

    Fucking hilarious

  8. cuddly anarchist says:

    I resent the balancing force of humility.

    1. The Weak Will be the First to Perish says:

      Humility is weakness!

      1. cuddly anarchist says:

        I am a strong and beautiful person.

        1. The Weak Will be the First to Perish says:

          Strength can only be proven through the annihilation of your enemies. Do you think you have enough bike locks to prove this?

          1. cuddly anarchist says:

            I only need a bike lock because we live in an unfair society.

            1. LostInTheANUS says:

              bottom text

              retards rise up!

  9. Dirty Coke Nail of Doom says:

    She should learn to code

  10. Death Rider says:

    It’s typical that a far leftist can’t even hold a job at a far left company. Like Crapernick and the NFL. These people burn down anything they touch. But still corporate America panders to these wackos and coddles them. Like in Canada Bell and Rogers have both had partnerships with Vice.

    For now all we can do is dance with glee when firings like these happen and all they can chant is “unionize”. And make sure to take our business from far left big corps like P&G whenever possible.

  11. Thousand Swords says:

    Politics itself is awesome and important, but why do we care what her politics are? She should be fought because she’s a “champion of some of the worst metal to have ever been released”, yes, but politics is irrelevant to metal.

    Who knows, there may be some correlation between politics and taste in metal (e.g. most lovers of Mastodon are lefties), but we’ll look like complete idiots if we go all “McCarthy” on bands, journalists or fans who don’t comply with our political ideas.

    1. Weltmacht says:

      Her political views are relevant because she has made it her mission to inject left-wing politics into metal. She’s not the only one, either. Outlets like Vice, MetalSucks, and to some extent Decibel interpret everything through a political lens and try to anathematize anything/anybody that falls on the wrong side of their beliefs. You’re absolutely right that attacking bands or other people in the metal world for their political ideas is stupid, which is why Kim Kelly et al routinely look like morons.

      1. Death Rider says:

        Add Toiletovhell to that list. And why this site is refreshing.

        1. ToiletovHell have it coming, don’t worry/

      2. Thousand Swords says:

        Huh, I didn’t know she did that (the article didn’t make the connection). Thanks for the informative answer.

    2. Death Rider says:

      It absolutely matters what her politics are. It’s funny you commies try to play the “why would her politics matter” as a means to distract from what you are trying to do to metal. Do you think everyone is retarded and just think she’s a harmless music journalist?

      We are onto you. Go back to Metalcucks where your type get the virtue signaling you so desire.

      1. Communism will rightfully rape you all says:

        So if she’s not a hard right nazi like you child molesters she’s less than? Die of home invasion Rape AIDS faggot.

  12. Bert says:

    Krab Klaw you’re in luck, looks like the Quietus is hiring Vice jackasses to write about black metal: https://thequietus.com/articles/25989-darkthrone-transilvanian-hunger-emperor-in-the-nightside-eclipse-review-anniversary

  13. RR says:

    she should LEARN 2 CODE

  14. Martin Muursepp says:

    I have it on good authority that her claw broke so many keyboards they couldn’t afford to keep her :(

  15. Bridget NYC says:

    Absolutely hate this woman, thank fuck common sense has prevailed. Eat dirt bitch

  16. Maltese NazBol says:

    Hip to the hop, under Communism she will be shot lol

  17. Luis says:

    A list of people antifa really bothers:
    – Fascists

    That’s it.

    1. Jeremiah Johnson says:

      LOL, you are wrong.
      antifa have targeted innocent/peaceful people.
      antifa have gone after many who are not fascist, and some do not even know any fascists at all.
      But that is ok.
      They will just build up the hate against themselves by the regular citizens who will get sick of their violent crap and destroying their businesses or getting them fired.

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