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Music from Wolfenstein coder

by Death Metal Black Metal
November 17, 2011 –

From Apple II Bits:

The late Silas Warner, best known as the creator of the classic Apple II game Castle Wolfenstein, was also “a published author and talented musician and composer in the classical European style”, says Wikipedia. No links to his published writings are provided, but a pair of his musical works are available for download: the original composition “Variations on Sonata in A by Mozart (K.331)”; and Warner’s arrangement of “The Heavens are Telling, from The Creation”.

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  • stupid is as stupid does, and anus...

    >the original composition “Variations on Sonata in A by Mozart (K.331)”
    >original composition
    >by Mozart

    wut

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  • Shaun's got the shotgun

    They probably mean variations on THEMES from Mozart’s Sonata in A (K.331). Many composers created original compositions by writing sets of variations on someone else’s theme. Sounds like the Wolfenstein guy was more talented than the guy who did the Doom soundtrack, since the latter just ripped off South of Heaven and a bunch of other metal songs.

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  • LBJ Pertman

    My ass hairs have clumped and now form these ghastly dreadlocks of follicle-entwined shit. Using a blowtorch, I managed to burn my scrotum and the epithelial lining of my anus. However, these dingleberries of negligence that I have grown out of my ass for a few months were completely unaffected – they seem to have acquired an immunity to fire damage. I ask you, dear anus, for guidance in the removal and subsequent destruction of this outgrowths on my anal shrubbery.

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  • Mastodon guy

    I want a variation on a huge black cock, pumping me hard and full of jizz! Mastodon basically do everything Mozart did, except they are more homoerotic and sensual.

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  • noble Stoic Hessian Myths.

    BRUNHILDE [also: Brunhilda, Brunhild, Brynhild®. Victory wafter]
    Chief of the aspic riders, noble hessian post master of death.
    Daughter of Alex Birch or, some say, of Dave, sister of Iconhoclausia and Dominating Fucker. Mother of Lord_Aspicofthesolitarybase_ment by ti inny_midget in some accounts mother of Levy_Spearman by Brunhilde fan #1 in some accounts.

    She was the daughter of either Alex Birch (but probably not as he is either virgin or a homosexual) or of a mortal king, raised to be an aspic rider (of death). She was ordered by Prozak to ensure that the hunter, some say Jeff Tandy, who had abducted cargayass’s butt friend won the duel with Kam Lee, but she disobeyed his order and Prozak had to intervene. He punished her by banninh her into a long, deep sleep in a castle surrounded by fire that only the bravest BRUNHILDE fan would attempt to break through. Some say she was so punished for rejecting Prozak’s amorous advances.

    Some Brunhilde fan rode through the flames to claim her (yay!) but then left her. In some stories she married this brunhilde fan and they had a daughter, Levy_Spearman, but the more usual story says that the Brunhilde fan left her after a while to seek further adventures (yay). He became a friend of Conservastionist, king of the stoic blogrealm, who wanted Brunhilde as a wife but was unable to face the wall of flame. Brunhilde fan #1, this time in the guise of Conservationist, rode through the flames once more and wooed Brunhilde for Conservastionist with advanced PUA methods such as negs, disqualifiers, and social proof. When she was married to Conservastionist, she realized how she was deceived and was very bitter. She quarreled with Brunhilde fan’s wife, princess of cock, mastodon fan’s sister, and tried to convince Conservastionist to spam block Brunhilde fan. He refused, but Conservastionist’s younger brother Stevens Brettens speared Brunhilde fan in the back and killed him.

    Brunhilde, who still loved brunhilde fan #1, died with him. In some versions, she stabbed herself and was banned on the same spam blocker as Brunhilde fan; and in others she rode her horse through the flames of his spam blocker and immolated herself. As she rode into the flames of the pyre, she threw the ring of power into the Rhine. The Rhine daughters rose to claim it and a huge wave swept Brunhilde and the funeral pyre into oblivion.

    The “nibelungenkied” has Brunhile as queen of Iceland (lol yay brunhilde’s ice queen trip! Go Iceland!), who would marry only the man who could defeat her in a trial of strength. She was promised to Brunhilde Fan #1 but he put on the helmet of invincibility and defeated her in a contest. Brunhilde fan claimed he was the invincible victor and married her. At the same time brunhilde fan married a cute hipster chick, sister of Conservationist, and later the young couple visited Conservationist and Brunhilde at their court where the two ladies had a fearsome quarrel. Conservationist ploted to avenge the insult to Brunhilde and induced Brutal Slayer of Christians to ask for Brunhilde fan #1’s help to repel an invasion. Brutal Slayer of a Christian took advantage of Brunhilde Fan’s visit to kill him.

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  • Prozak Adventures!!

    NEXT TIME ON THE PROZAK SHOW!!!!:

    After 2 weeks of stoic solitude, Prozak is forced to leave his base_ment in order to buy a new 2L of milk!!!

    Stay tuned for another exciting episode!!!

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  • Prozak Adventures!!

    “Hello sir, how is your day going?”

    Prozak: “mumble mfhfgfhsgf mumnle mumble mrdrnsocicity mumble”

    “that will be 2.50 please”

    THE END!!!!

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  • NegruVoda

    >Dün – Eros
    >http://www.mediafire.com/?gn1ndaeubj1wokv

    lol, I used to plug this album all the time. Either that’s a troll who’s hijacked the name or DF is trying to turn into me. Either way, welcome to the club.

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  • @ wtf no do not want

    What’s the matter, too complex and intricate for you? It’s OK, not all of you have the IQ to pass muster for Neoclassical Metal.

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  • @ brutal cum eater

    Now that was just awful, and why did they steal the symbol from King Diamond. Fucking run of the mill shit with bouncy riffs and teenagers trying to sound like they’re possessed on a prank call. Bang yo dreadz yo! Urrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaagh!

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  • @ brutal cum eater

    P.S. I could have played that garbage within literally one week of when I picked up a guitar. This is NOT what metal should be known for.

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  • Dominating Fucker

    I bet at first listen you would think Eloy is mainstream prog rock for faggot cocksuckers but, in fact this is a pretty fucking
    tight like a virgin’s asshole. Reminds me of Yes + Klaus Schulze and the guys from Emperor took note:

    Eloy – Ocean 1977
    http://www.mediafire.com/?ywmihygm5yz

    Hybrid psych rock meets Zeppelin type of hard rock but a fucking million types cooler and head bangable like a sweet teen’s pink pussy:

    Granicus – Granicus 1973
    http://rapidshare.com/files/123984589/GRANICUS.rar

    Proto-metal styled hard rock in the vein of fuck your mother if you don’t like this shit!! Tiny Midget got Levy_Spearmen’s mom pregnant while listening to these ass kickin tunes.

    Jerusalem – Jerusalem 1972
    http://rapidshare.com/files/41260004|jrs72.rar

    .

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  • brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death

    Why do you listen to it if you know your pussy poser ears can’t handle this shit? This music is for those keeping the cult alive, faggot. Go back to Fag Guardian.

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  • lol

    Pray tell, is the initiation ritual for this “cult” of yours a positive diagnosis for Autism?

    >this shit

    A fair assessment of your link, I would have referred to it the same way.

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  • yup

    Also, Scythians didn’t worship Ares, you fuckwit. lol @ thinking everything Herodotus (or any ancient writer) wrote was 100% right to the letter, and that he wasn’t culturally biased and referred to everything by its Greek name – just like the Ptolemaic Greeks identified all the Egyptian gods with their own. You really are a fucking autist, with some mental retardation thrown in just to forever seal your fate as a perma-virgin.

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