Russianvids Exposes Metallica

https://youtu.be/emq1RuljGDs

Youtube conspiracy theory vlogger Russianvids exposed Metallica’s connection to the Masonic-Satanic Illuminati. Russianvids noted many displays of goofy homoerotic antics from James Hetfield, Dave Mustaine, and Kirk Hammet. Lars Urlich’s predilection for kissing and tonguing other men is shown. Russianvids explain this is part of the Masonic conspiracy to condition the general populace into accepting homosexuality as normal rather than statistically abnormal behavior.

Russianvids alleges that Metallica, along with other extremely popular mainstream musicians like Ozzy Osbourne, sold-out by selling their souls to Satan, who is “the god of this world” according to Paul. Finally, Ride the Lightning is satanic according to Russianvids as Jesus “beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven.”

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29 thoughts on “Russianvids Exposes Metallica”

  1. aol instant messenger says:

    hetfield goes “huh” as a nervous tic sometimes and bought a shirt with a number on it, ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!!!11111

    1. Psychic Psych Toad says:

      Illuminatti puppet performing damage control confirmed.

      1. We all serve Zod.

        1. GGALLIN1776 says:

          The trve serve doZ.

        2. Psychic Psych Toad says:

          Vex Hel El Eld Zod Eth?

          1. Parasite says:

            Ebotd?

          2. Jahve Zod Karma Poop Ek.

  2. butts says:

    This is fucking hilarious

  3. Nuclear Whore says:

    Suspension of disbelief: on

    Neat.

  4. Parasite says:

    This was so dumb dude… don’t give retards a platform for their nonsensical videos.

    Also, whats with the Metallica promotion? Wouldn’t it best to not publicize these turds? I think they have enough of that. Metallica is like the Kardashians of the Metal world.

  5. Paul collyee says:

    Are you on drugs? James isnt laughing you fool! Its him just saying look i know as we all know death can come at any time, hes being sarcastic, matter of fact and to the point! His mother died at an early age his dad left the home when james was young and of course he lost a good friend and band member in Cliff. Youll be telling me next that the terrible accident that killed Cliff (RIP) was actually the bands sacrifice to Lucifer. Pathetic mumbo jumbo.
    He is telling people to love those close to you because “ha, you never know”.
    The Satanic thing your going on about, EVERYONE knows that references to the devil and all other references to the occult have always been an integeral part of heavy metal its just subject matter norhing more so yes people like James and myself as a metal fan will wear such shirts as the one he is wearing and I know for a fact that I have never been a satanist or occult wirshipper of any kind EVER! Im guessing your someone who has been taken in by the cult called christianity? Worshipping a make believe prophet who allows wars to happen in his name who takes young children from this earth with cancer etc for a loving place in heaven and i bet you believe in the past words of such ppl as Billy Graham and all the other liars who take money from the gullable brainwashed followers of God and have been exposed as drug taking perverts They are the wrong and evil people of the world NOT a musician who has worked hard learning , dare I say it(?)….. his craft!! that being the guitar and music. How many times have sad losers such as yourself tried to pin the devil and suicides on heavy metal bands ….. and failed! You should be ashamed of your baseless accusations.
    We have had horror films for how many years now? Are the writers, directors, producers and actors accountable for sickos who sacrifice animals or deface peoples graves in the name of Satan …. NO I DONT THINK SO!
    Go get a proper job and live the rest of your life peacefully instead of scare mongering the ones who are easily led.

  6. Paul collyee says:

    Ive just managed yo stimach the rest of your waffling on. They were probably in the tub after playing a gig, hot and sweaty as youd imagine the same way football players share a huge bath or showers do, hardly homo erotic stuff but clearly it is the way your twisted mind works.
    The album cover. I believe “ride the lightning” or “riding the lightning” is an american term used by those lovely, caring and forgiving christiansand people of the street to say….. ” hes gone to the electric chair” and where else would they depict lightning coming from but above. In actual fact lightning can be produced from the ground upwards but I guess you will say thats coming from the deprhs of Hell.
    I dont think the tongues of James and Dave are touching and the picture of Lars kissing james cheek is just banter.
    322 = 666 or whatever you were babbling on about why isnt it…. 32+ 2 = 34 ?? Lol.
    And again, Venom were a band of the 80’s when we were witnessing a nwobhm ( new wave of british heavy metal) occuring and as I said it was sll subject matter, a theme and nothing more so of course you will see lots of images such as inverted crosses, lucifer and pentagrams. You just sound like the typicsl paranoid, brainwashed christian fanatic….. behave yersen and apologise.

    1. Surely you meant to post this on the youtube video instead. Fucking retard.

    2. It's just brown and water says:

      Stop being a faggot you moron.

  7. It's just brown and water says:

    I just learned that the book of Corinthians says men should be ashamed of having long hair.

    1. GGALLIN1776 says:

      I just shit in the book of corinthians. But didn’t Gaysus have long hair?

      1. Diabolical Fullmoon AIDS Injection says:

        >men
        >gayzus

        1. GGALLIN1776 says:

          Men + Gayzus = AIDS

    2. canadaspaceman says:

      Just as there are bad men attracted to other men if they appear feminine, so are there “bad angels” or “bad entities”, and long hair usually seen on women is an indication that the man is also sexual available.
      If you are hairy all over though, then less likely they would swoop in and rape you.
      In the times of Christ, they had not forgotten the Fallen Ones once had lusted and taken the daughters of men, which is why women were still told to keep their heads / faces covered, so as not to entice them,
      The Book of Enoch should be read in conjunction with the Books of the New Testament.

      1. The Retarded Social Retard says:

        “and long hair usually seen on women is an indication that the man is also sexual available.”

        I don`t follow…

      2. GGALLIN1776 says:

        Enticement.

  8. GGALLIN1776 says:

    Not gonna watch the vid because it’s not worth chewing up my jewed out data allotment, but isn’t that a Watain shirt he’s wearing?

  9. meat says:

    so we’re wearing tinfoil hats now?

  10. The Grenadier says:

    Oh, how this site has fallen. Then again, from where I am not fully sure.

    How is this any better then the shit MetalSucks excretes?

    1. How is this any better then the shit MetalSucks excretes?

      Your question answers itself. Our shit has corn.

      1. The Retarded Social Retard says:

        I hope you`re not assuming were all masochists of the highest order.

  11. Bullet-Tooth Tony From Snatch says:

    Nowadays, the CIA/Illuminati/whoever now just has to trawl through youtube videos & their watch counts, to work how well their mind control techniques are working.

    also, being a Graveland fan, the username “shit of christians on my penis” made me smile.

  12. Russianvids is our Brother in Christ and we’re glad to see him exposing more and more of these Satanists every day.

  13. N.W.A. Wrestling featuring Metallica and Ice Cube.

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