Sadistic Metal News: Post-Black Metal Band Batushka Contracts Coronavirus

Krzysztof “Derph” Drabikowski from post-black metal band Batushka is the first infected person in his region, supposedly due to touring in the Western Europe.

Given the newly discovered possibility that SARS-CoV-2 can in fact be transmitted via fecal-oral way, ordinary sodomy cannot be ruled out. The most important question is: was he a sodomizer (noble and brave), or sodomized (holy and weak)? Judging by the nature of the music of Batushka, we at the Death Metal Underground safely assume the latter.

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One thought on “Sadistic Metal News: Post-Black Metal Band Batushka Contracts Coronavirus”

  1. Disease says:

    “via fecal-oral way, ordinary sodomy cannot be ruled out”

    And I thought A2M is the next step from ordinary sodomy. Ah well, as long as it is consenting.

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