Death Metal Underground founder and all time greatest metal writer Brett Stevens has been suspended from Twitter as part of their continued efforts to censor conservative voices. Too dangerous and too masculine to be allowed to influence the masses, Brett joins a long list of censored and purged right-wingers that includes Baked Alaska, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Lauren Southern. As most are aware by now, Silicon Valley’s soyful top executives have been bought by big money advertisers who want them to wage an all out war on straight white men in efforts to herd our society into submission. Brett’s unfortunate Twitter ban is part of a larger scheme in which Google, YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook have all colluded to monopolize the market and herd their user bases into their self-destructive progressive liberal ideology.
Readers are advised to join Twitter’s arch nemesis platform Gab instead as free speech is still alive and dangerous ideas such as science and patriotism run rampant. You can follow Brett on Gab here but he’s also starting a mailing list in classic golden-age-of-metal fashion as such a thing is currently below the censors of the big-tech big brother. At this time, Gab is the only social media platform that both (a.) has a large and active user base and (b.) is not a soy field ruled by far-left demagogues. But if salt mining lefties is still your thing, then you may join me in my culture war against the left @fakebrockdorsey as I will be resuming my daily routine of tweeting death threats at celebrates and liberal journalists after my period of self-penance is complete on April 2nd.
In any case, those of you whom have been clamoring for the apocalypse may soon be surprised with what you wished for as it is incredibly likely that Silicon Valley is one of the prophesied Beasts of Revelation with Facebook, Google, Twitter, and YouTube (or their creators) resembling some of the beast’s seven heads. With the oncoming aid of virtual reality and sexbots and the high probability of mankind soon embedding their cell phones into their arms via biotech (the mark of the beast), the stage will be set for the long overdue end of this broken world and the much warranted eternal torment of heretic politicians and big-tech overlords. So to you, dear reader, will you not repent and join me in the paradise of rapture? Because if you think the current metal scene sucks ass, just wait until you hear the garbage Profound Lore will be putting out during the tribulation.
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