Serpent Ascending – Hyperborean Folklore (2022)

While still retaining some of the aesthetic elements of 2016’s sleeper-hit Aṇaṅku, Serpent Ascending has adopted a flowing form of riffing on this latest album comparable to some Norwegian black metal. This has both an upside and a downside, in that the longer melodies can reach a greater degree of intensity at times, but there is also less contrast within individual songs.

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Citizen X (1995)

In theory, Citizen X focuses on the discovery, prosecution, and capture of “necro-sadist” Andrei Chikatilo, a serial killer who claimed 52 victims whose raped, stabbed, beaten, and chewed-on corpses were found strewn through the woods and fields often years after they were killed.

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Apple Releases New iSpoz™ Social Media Portal

The new Apple iSpoz™:

  • Smaller than the iPod, iPhone, or Apple Watch
  • Communicates through your auditory channels like schizophrenia
  • No keyboard, reads nerve impulses directly from your spine
  • Self-powering from bodily warmth
  • Attractive, Euro-modern design in a tiny package
  • Fits securely in the rectum for secure and uninterrupted use

Available exclusively on Death Metal Underground paired with the war metal or post-metal release of your choice.

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