The new Apple iSpoz™:
- Smaller than the iPod, iPhone, or Apple Watch
- Communicates through your auditory channels like schizophrenia
- No keyboard, reads nerve impulses directly from your spine
- Self-powering from bodily warmth
- Attractive, Euro-modern design in a tiny package
- Fits securely in the rectum for secure and uninterrupted use
Available exclusively on Death Metal Underground paired with the war metal or post-metal release of your choice.