America’s Hesh Kitchen – Cheese Pimiento Spread

End of summer going into fall is a good time for eating too much snack food, so have a variant on the southern classic pimiento cheese spread!

Parts
1. 16oz cottage cheese
2. 2cups sharp cheddar cheese, grated
3. 7oz jar diced pimentos
4. 1/2 cup mayonnaise
5. 1/2 oz pepperoncini
6. 6oz tomato sauce
7. 2oz red wine vinegar
8. 1tbsp tabasco sauce
9. 8oz provelone
6. Spices
– Cayenne pepper
– Smoked paprika
– Black pepper
– British salt
– Garlic powder
– Onion powder

Method

1. In blender, add and blend
– Mayonnaise
– 1/2 sharp cheddar
– 1/2 pimentos
– pepperoncini
– cottage cheese
– tomato sauce
– red wine vinegar

2. In blender, add and blend
– remaining sharp cheddar
– all provelone
– spices (1tsp of each except 1tsp each garlic and paprika)

3. In bowl, mix
– remaining pimentos
– tabasco sauce

Serves six hungry stoners or eleven normal people.

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8 thoughts on “America’s Hesh Kitchen – Cheese Pimiento Spread”

    1. And yet another part of the sprawling site that I completely forgot about. This recipe is pretty good though. Going to work on some barbecue sauces and techniques next.

      1. Smeg Ryan says:

        The Slayer curry recipe must also be resurrected. Hail Hanneman. Hail the NDOS.

    1. are you gloomy says:

      Okay, no full stream yet but they’ve just uploaded a new song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YQPrkEwbxY

  1. adrian patagotitanrapmetalzilla just ass fucked raped stuffed diedre fitspatrick Irish ass fuck ireland fuck NBC fuck cbs fuck society says:

    Brett

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    1. I think rap kind of died because white fans and Hollywood CEOs made it into self-parody, which is too bad given its initial creative impetus.

      You know what else died? Techno, or at least, the types of techno that are not self-parodic. Techno is cartoon music now. People are getting away from production technique based music and drifting more toward composition.

      The same is true in metal. No longer is it enough to have the fastest blast beat or sickest vocals. You gotta write something enduring and resonant. This may be the triumph of black metal!

      But regarding Korn, as Hans-Hermann Hoppe would say, “physical removal will be required.”

  2. Hessian Murderer of Black Death says:

    This looks disgusting xd

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