18 thoughts on “Angel Witch Shirts”

  1. S.C. says:

    You’re the one complaining so maybe it’s actually just you who sounds like whiny crap

    1. Goat Egg says:


        1. Goat Egg says:

          Nah dude, not you, the blasphemer at the very top. My bad.

          1. S.C. says:

            Haha oh wow, a sincerely nice person. Apology accepted, cheers.

    2. Jerkovovic says:

      Nah he’s right. Metal before about Bathory/CF just sounds like wanky rock music. The shit’s about as embarrassing to listen to as metalcore.

      1. S.C. says:

        Haha cause Tom G Warrior and Quorthon totally weren’t angsty teens playing dress up and wearing make up. Yeah they were on a whole other level.

        1. Jerkovovic says:

          I could care less about them using facepaint so long as the music doesn’t sound like Van Halen or whatever lame shit came before them

          1. S.C. says:

            Well if you think all metal before Celtic frost and bathory sounds like van Halen then you either haven’t listened to anything other than van Halen, which anyone paying attention wouldn’t consider metal, or you weren’t actually listening to what was going on in the music. I also brought up the make up and silly clothes because you said that listening to metal before CF and bathory is embarrassing, but I’d argue that listening to the music of larpers is as embarrassing or more so. Point being, up until the past decade or so, metal was always embarrassing to listen to which is what made it fringe and underground. It was made by aggressive and rejected weirdos/nerds. Real metal heads are shameless.

            1. bustin makes me feel good says:

              sounds like David Lee Roth gave him hepatitis or something and now he’s traumatized for life

        2. Rainer Weikusat says:

          Did you know either of both closely enough in person for this claim to be grounded on something?

          Kids (including teenagers) have one thing which sets them positively apart from most so-called grown-ups (also known as “the walking dead”), namely, they don’t meta-act. The idea that everything is just a cleverly staged show to impress an audience because a little deceit often goes a long way is quintessentially ‘adult’. It usually starts to develop around the time when people first make the experience that Expert Bullshitters Have More Sex™.

          »Angsty teenager« is a contradictio in adiectio: While life as a teenager may seem a veritable misery because one finds oneself surrounded by inconquerable forces of hostile indifference in every direction, those forces really deal with all the uncertainty and challenges of life without one even being aware of them. It obviously takes some hindsight to appreciate this.

  2. Rainer Weikusat says:

    I usually don’t like NWOBHM very much because of the “happy consonance” harmonics and also because I don’t like the operatta-signing but this here (Baphomet at least) is quite good.

    1. Trashchunk says:

      It’s because you’ve never been outside and bonded with your metal brethren, so you take a position of the misunderstood genius who the world doesn’t deserve. It must be very lonely being such a secret genius with no one to talk to.

      1. Rainer Weikusat says:

        What kind of conversation could one possibly have with self-stimulating noise emittors recanting nothing but well-known prejudices they stole elsewhere like you?

      2. bustin makes me feel good says:

        his head is so far up his own ass that nobody would be able to hear him talk anyway

  3. canadaspaceman says:

    Angel Witch’s music is great, but all Baphomet art is faggy.
    The Goat people of Mars said so.

    1. S.C. says:

      Yeah baphomet is pretty gay

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