Ave Sathanas! Acheron Rites of the Black Mass Re-issued

Many of you like me had that old Turbo Records release from the early 1990s when death metal was as scarce as honest used car salesmen. Somewhere between death metal, early black metal, speed metal hybrids like Necronomicon, and doom metal, this album graced many a tape deck, turntable, or CD player.

Recently, Kenyon Records re-issued Rites of the Black Mass in a new double CD with demos as well as several vinyl pressings. Probably one of the first albums by a band involved with actual Satanic, Luciferian, and occult organizations, it remains a historical landmark for early underground metal.

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30 thoughts on “Ave Sathanas! Acheron Rites of the Black Mass Re-issued”

  1. Acheron turns into Rita ora and we fuck like crazy on the altar hahaha says:

    Satanic death metal rap

    Chola Hawaiian Austrian Puerto Rican black japxican

    She dikes from hell

    FUCKING around with

    Natasha lyonne
    Natalie Portman
    Zoey deschanel
    NBC news cunts
    Metal maiden bitches
    Juggalo hoes
    Goth hoes
    Blonde Bitch sluts
    Mulatto Mosasaurus hoes
    Female Jewish sexy rappers
    J Lopez
    Porn Star hoes
    Mayim bialik AND her big ugly Jew cunt
    Hallie Jackson
    Rachel maddow
    Yael Eckstein
    All cheerleader hoes

    Hahaha well

    Am I wrong huh?

    Hey Brett hahaha
    Doesn’t Sydney Sweeney make your dick hard?

    Or does the Irish in her make you sick?

    1. She is not actually Irish! Someone on Xitter pointed this out (thanks Charles). But, we are doing Italians this week.

    2. Walter says:

      Okay dude

      1. Plaque Lives Matter says:

        We are here
        We are microbial
        We have the power now

        1. George says:

          Huh?

  2. I, Observer says:

    Besides being a historical artifact, is it actually worth purchasing? Acheron is conspicuously absent from both the DLA and deathmetal.org’s reviews. This seems more like a collector’s item rather than essential listening.

    1. Ave Saint Anus says:

      I thought it was boring, but it was interesting that members were linked to both the CoS and National Alliance…

      1. I, Observer says:

        Agreed. Compared to what was being released at the time, it was mediocre and that’s a charitable assessment. Acheron was a ’90s cornucopia of white trash kitsch. In addition to the Cos and National Alliance involvement, the member with National Alliance ties also went on to have an illustrious career in porn. Mighty white of him wouldn’t you say?

        1. I think there is zero future, for anyone, in “White Nationalism.”

          The JQ = the dualist/individualist Q.

          We must rise… and we cannot do that by putting down or hurting others, no matter how hurting or angry we are, and “We” is a matrix of race, class, ethnicity, culture, religion, and region.

          But I don’t trust the jank metaphysics of the materialists or neoplatonists.

          1. Mastodon Guy says:

            Brett, what do you think of young people like Nick Fuentes who pushes for white separatism and abstinence?

            1. What is “white”?

              Nationalism is ethnic, not racial… and Mr Fuentes appears to be in love with some scapegoats that are going to lead to horrors.

              Nein danke!

              1. Mastodon Guy says:

                Yeah, I don’t really like the guy. His approach is too aggressive and he tries to attack people more than help the cause. It’s an ego thing for him more than anything.

                1. Negative Mass says:

                  He comes off as just another midwit dickhole yuppy scumsucker to me.

                  1. This does not strike me as incorrect either…

                2. To be fair, that is how you get ahead as an “influencer”: create drama.

                  But I agree. I see there being only one cause, which is life itself. Everything else including mono-ethnic ethno-nationalism being the most effective order for all human groups is a subset of that.

        2. Flying Kites says:

          Perhaps what Nietzsche really meant was that White man must be overcome.

          1. Maybe the blockhead the White man has become? We can blame Christianity but I think it was middle class careerism.

            1. Flying Kites says:

              Individuality projects itself onto the group in a plea and bid for survival. There is nothing to overcome.

  3. Chinese water torture says:

    I have something different now with a Twilight Zone twist. Pick a “hollow victory” for all eternity:

    A) There is one (master) race, all other “unwanted” groups have been vanquished, and with that any competition or excitement

    B) Replicators and sonic showers have been invented, rendering life into lazy meaninglessness

    C) Life has achieved a perfected sense of stability, but the caveat is that you have to worship Christ non-stop without choice

    1. Sounds like hell, but there are other options besides it and the status quo.

      1. Chinese water torture says:

        Like a dark paradise where Ledney’s cum flows like an everflowing stream instead of drinking water?

        I only deal with hell.

        1. Ledney's cum says:

          You just watch!

          1. In Guantanamo Bay, they strap you down and throw a GNFOS shirt across your face, then slowly pour gallons of Ledney cum over your mouth and nose area. People sing like birds. In fact, they confess to crimes like in KGB detention.

            1. Moe Lester says:

              HEY BRETT! Which country has the best ladyboys? Brazil or Thailand?!

              1. Without knowing anything specific, I’m going to guess Thailand based on what was written in Platform.

  4. Satan says Savannah sellers is a cocksucking nasty dirty cu t having nerdy stupid cunt I wanna sexually abuse like a drunk cunt stinking prostitute hahaha!!!! says:

    BRETT IS GAY…

    HAHAHA why so soft on women minorities and Jews you wimp?

    OK
    INSTEAD OF GOING POSTAL LIKE COLUMBINE DORK AND PISSED OFF INCEL

    CAN I PLEASE BUILD THIS?

    The
    Sludgecore Styxosaurus prime
    Samurai death Metal
    Sumorapzilla police

    Or a robot army for mass casualty effect huh?

    Is it possible to build MECHAGODZILLA HUH BRETT huh?

    MANKIND WOULD ENJOY HIS DEMISE THEN HUH?

    Oh yeah

    Fuck
    Whitey
    Fuck
    Spics
    Fuck Jews
    Fuck coon monkey fucks

    And Russia toooo…

    Fuentes is right about blacks…

    I’m raping Savannah sellers in her mouth pussy and asshole soon as well…

    Fuck spic wetback beanery mixed up white sluts HAHAHA huh?

    And you guys got sqaw Latin bean bitch jokes I could use them right now?

    Can I use a curse to destroy women I hate?

    Are you fucks so called Satanists huh?

    Can I use Satan to torture fuck Savannah sellers in her bloody spic cunt and butt holes in her sleep?

    Latinas have smelling vagina holes ick!!!! Shove a grenade launcher up sellers cunt ok?

    Why do beanery spic wetback asshole fuckers and their skanks stop breeding you know?

    1. I am not here for methods, but for goals.

      Diversity does not work, neither does sexual equality… but also neither does dominance by one sex.

      It is a complicated problem.

  5. Salamander says:

    On the review for Marduk’s Heaven Shall Burn…, there’s this: “Much is made of the angry title which resembles the righteous anger of Pantera and the patented angst of Nirvana”

    The title’s actually taken from Bathory’s Dies Irae.

    1. Moe Lester says:

      That’s actually their best work. I’d give it a weak 7/10

      Opus Nocturne is too boring. I’d rather listen to World Funeral or Plague Angel for decent funderground material… or better yet just put on Triumphator.

      A lot of Brett & Co’s taste is an almost complete disregard of aesthetics, production and general human subjectivity, with a robotic focus on songwriting only. That’s why I never got and never will get into Burzum.

      1. Mr sillypants says:

        Teenage girls like burzum

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