As part of our ongoing attempts to be more like normies who like catchy lines and irrelevant banter, Death Metal Underground embarks on a disturbingly social activity for our audience, who are mostly alienated noticers living in bunkers far removed from the cities.
The site motto will be displayed prominently on pages of the site and should reflect the outlook of its audience as well as its writers. Toward that end, several have been advanced so far:
- Sodomize the weak.
- You Suffer (But Why?)
- Compassion is the vice of kings: stamp down the wretched & the weak: this is the law of the strong: this is our law and the joy of the world. (Aleister Crowley, Book Of The Law)
If you have suggestions, feel free to drop them in the comments. Image submitted by a faithful reader.
Tags: aleister crowley, normies, sodomize the weak, you suffer (but why?)
149 thoughts on “Death Metal Underground Seeks A Motto”
– Dark Funeral review pending
– We’ll review anything! (you use this slogan as a honeytrap for gullible PR companies)
– Sodomizing butt rock since [insert year here]
– OJ was not guilty
Black Ivory Tower should review Ungod and Dark Funeral.
“Cosby is a hero”
Making Metal Great Again
I like that, and it should summon armies of obese blue-haired neurotics to complain about us.
I like this one
It’s settled, surely
The fist will run
Grasp metal to gun
The spirit sings in crashing tones we gain the battle drum
Our cries will shrill the air will moan and crash into the dawn
The pen won’t stay the demon’s wings, the hour approaches
Pounding out the Devil’s sermon
You Suffer (But Why?) is the best of the three to me
I like its zen implications.
‘Grab em in the pussy’
Are people here having sex now? Heterosexual sex, without midgets or sheep? Far out.
Strife is justice.
“The starry sky through the sewer grating” / “Stjärnhimlen genom avloppsgallret” (Tomas Tranströmer)
A bit obscure, but descriptive. Hmm.
This is great, really.
“The next thousand years are ours”
One of the best black metal quotes.
* Survival of the fittest(Herbert Spencer after Darwin’s theories)
* One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a
star(F.W.Nietzsche,Thus spoke Zarathustra)
* Without music, life would be a mistake(F.W.Nietzsche,Twilight of the Idols)
* Nothing any good isn’t hard(F.S.Fitzgerald,A Life in Letters)
* Some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age(H.P.Lovecraft,The Call of Cthulhu)
“A new dark age” has potential.
we had a difficult childhood
Mine was just wonderful. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.” (Conan the Barbarian)
Game. Set. Match.
“Crush your enemies” has a nice ring to it.
It paraphrases Genghis Khan.
Or “Joe Stalin 0.9b” as I like to think of him.
Anus Rebirth ?
Could shorten it to “anus birth.”
Only death is real (duh)
If you are a false, do not entry (duh)
“I’ve killed this old man because he limped
I’ve done it because he shouldn’t have to do it”
“The past is alive”
“Masturbate to kill myself”
“In Siberia I live on my own
In a hut which is built of your bones”
“Satan watches all of us
Smiles as some do his bidding”
“Death and destruction are necessary to the health of the world, and therefore as natural, and lovable, as birth and life. Only priests and born cowards moan and weep over dying. Brave men face it with approving nonchalance.”
― Ragnar Redbeard
“Equality can only exist between equals. Civilization implies division of labor, division of labor implies subordination and subordination implies injustice and inequality.”
Only death is real!
“Only Death (Metal) Is Real”
sodomize the weak already is the motto
Or at least the tacit ethos.
Oh look, it’s another Crowley pretender.
1. Cremate the human race
2. Praise of death, life’s a dream
3. What once was… again shall be! (that second part, I believe, was a sort of Hades’s response to Burzum)
I like the third one.
I have quite a simple one: SHOW NO MERCY.
Catchy and familiar.
… because gay raping a retard is preferable to dying a virgin amirite?
I like Crowley’s quote as the motto the most.
Ah yes, Crowley, nothing like starting life fairly handsome and well off only to end it broke, disgraced, sodomized and decrepit looking. All for poorly performing magic and hijacking successful schools to assuage his vanity and transgressive fetishes which included rebelling against an abstraction of his parents generation.
Not to mention becoming one of the greatest mountain climbers of all time and doing shitloads of drugs and publishing highly influential literature… eh fuck it.
You know what they say. You can publish impractical books and climb mountains all your life but take it up the ass one time and you’ll always be known as a fag.
Ah right, I keep forgetting that crucial aphorism!
THIS is a brilliant excavation of Crowley’s perpetrations!
And this describes DMU customers: “starting life fairly handsome and well off only to end it broke, disgraced, sodomized and decrepit looking. All for poorly performing magic and hijacking successful schools to assuage his vanity and transgressive fetishes which included rebelling against an abstraction of his parents generation.”
By Death, for Death
“DMU: Power-worship by the powerless”
This is the most accurate and concise of the bunch.
Thanks, man, I’m glad somebody appreciates it. So many niggas on here with such hate towards ‘the weak’ or whatever… they haven’t sodomised anything.
Deport all hipsters.
Pipe tobacco enthusiasts and the felines who reluctantly tolerate their pedantry.
Only death is real. We hope you die. God is Dead. No destiny just a certainty of death. Without music life would be an error. Mighty trust crusher.
And my personal favourite:
If you are a false don’t entry
The nuclear drums will crush your brain
Because you’ll be burned and died
These three in particular are super cool
“Only death is real. ”
“Without music life would be an error.”
“Mighty trust crusher. ”
Also “The next thousand years are ours” or “By Death, for Death” as other guys said
For those about to die, we salute you.
RAPE THE FALSE
“Barbarianism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural. It is the whim of circumstance. barbarianism must ultimately triumph”
― Robert E. Howard
For a motto to represent metal accurately, it would have to describe the nature of the will itself, not its particulars.
Metal is a mentality, not an ideology.
A way to walk, not a destination.
That is why metal can celebrate either the enslavement of the weak, or the rebellion against tyrants.
I believe that music is the only art form capable of describing this will itself. Poetry can touch it, but it will always be bound to a specific instance of the will. One form of it.
I hope that you can find a good motto, but I doubt it.
Fuck the motto ,I want to pet Brett’s pussy.
ROCK AND ROLL GAS STATION!!!!
Clearly Power From Hell:
For the street he walks lonely
To look extreme and the appropriate look
With army boots vest and leather pants
And visual of painted Bathory the hand
And the slogan is
Fuck a lot woman
To drink until
And only to hear, the true metal…….
Meanwhile the place is full,
He stands out for the heavy look
It rolls a sound of Venom in the frequency
In pentagram that he shows the difference
Music Among the Ruins
Metal Macht Frei
Death to False Metal
The Net’s Oldest and Longest Running Autist Hookup Site
we’re here, we’re queer…
…we use Apple products…
Sanity is for the weak
when the wicked are the chosen
and blessed are the sick
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch’intrate
I’m not a human, this is just a dream and soon I will awake.
I kind of like that.
Rosenberg <3's bukkake
Look into my anus. Anybody seen winky? That’s not really a motto so much as a search bar reference for the nodule hunter.
If you gaze long into the anus, the anus winks back at you.
Vision from the DarkSide.
StarWarts: Revenge of the Brown-eyed Clones.
I hate these woods
Where there is no danger
No evil spirits
Only the night and me – only the night and me
A night I shall journey
Just narrow it down to ‘No mosh/no core/no bear/no wolf’
A classic metal quote and a strong contender. Also another benefit: short!
What is that quote from?
“Religious intervention / Problems remain! / Under a pale gray sky we shall arise”
“Tell the truth and reign in Hell.” or “To tell the truth and reign in Hell.”
Has won too much
The hopeless soul keeps mating
Why not have a pool of mottoes befitting the ideology of this site and display a random one every 24 hours or so?
Or even everytime you load a page
I like this idea
Væ victis! (Woe to the defeated!)
Nec spe, nec metu (Without hope, without fear)
DEATH IS CERTAIN; LIFE IS NOT
any early darkthrone lyrics would suffice:
“in the shadow of the horns”
“be the hammer”
“We are a Blaze in the Northern Sky / The next thousand Years Are OURS”
or perhaps more controversially:
“The Norse race must slaughter the other / When niggers pound too heavily on our door”
“beholding the throne of might”?
– “Guns, Guitars and Gas”
– “Teufel mit uns”
– “One Texas, one metal community, one slave-driver”
– “An axe to grind” might do too.
Only the strong survive…
The Return…of the Darkness and Evil
The Dying Truth
Might is Right
Beyond the Nothingness
“Our technologies improve, but do we?”
“Merging with the past”
Guess where is that comin from :P
“Lest we forget our warrior’s vow
And leave our arms at rest”
Averse Sefira, Deathymn
I love this band
“Witness to an endless storming cosmos
Casting towards the cold empty beyond”
Averse Sefira, Refractions of an Unexploded Singularity.
Warrior. Poet. Sanguine.
• Only Brett is real!
• Asperger’s or GTFO!
Assburgers of the world unite!
Trampling down death by death!
“Hitler did nothing wrong”
A fist in the face of god.
Eat the posers’ guts.
“A fist in the face of god” is really good but better as a tagline than a motto, if you ask me. Which you didn’t. So take that… or don’t.
“Life just fucks with my head.”
“Only limited edition pink vinyl is real”
“You are all very gay”
“Pleasures of the ANUS”
“Crowley is an overrated cracka”
“Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band”
“All hail our lord and emperor Bertt Semens”
Fuck off back to MetalSucks, foreskin gobbler.
Your resistance only makes my flared goatpenis harder. Submit to the sodomator!
How about this: “Let’s find out!”
-Shun the Light, embrace the Underground.
-Fuck off & die.
Couple of good’uns I reckon…
Falconsbane ist Krieg!
“consider the end, aim, telos”
-Satan, guide my cock!
-Crush, kill, destroy!
-Resistance is futile
-Nothing better than some male-on-male bonding
-Legalize drugs, rape and murder
-Justify your existence
We die alone.
Maybe a rephrase of this?
“It’s not the world that is cruel; it’s you who’s weak and helpless.”
“Will trumps all.” =)
“Hail Satan, our king.” /* A satanist and monarchist idea at the same time. */
“Be a hammer in the face of gods.” /* Anti-religious and a bit socialist (national-socialist?) because of the hammer symbol. */
Also i might say that if i wanted someone to develop a motto i would probably write a kind of “product requirements document”. =) What is the motto to convey? How long should it be, what language should it be in, what phonetics should it strive for; should its vocabulary be for the educated or for proles…
Bang that head that doesn’t bang.
Death by sodomy
Shitposting aside, this is a good one.
Ignore that, I suck cocks.
“In morte veritas.”
Shitposting aside, this is a good one.
Slightly hopeful but hints at what death metal does to our argumentative nature here-
Death…Is Just the Beginning
I miss those comps.
There’s no arguments heee, just slogans
Elitism is neither right nor wrong, it is simply necessary.
Quality > quantity
All your metal are belong to us.
I second ‘MAKE METAL GREAT AGAIN’
black eyes, can’t breathe
“the fire in my heart and my burning soul, you ain’t nothing to me but a dick sucking hole” -gg
We are what looks back at you from the Abyss
– – Death After Death
– – Death is only the beginning!!!
– Viva la muerte !
death, vir, the noble spanish language that seems in favor around here, and a fuckin’ cool historical reference by your own standards.
“We love de kitties so much”
Spreading pink eye since 98′
Is “pink eye” the new slang for HIV? Because this is a rectal sex (correct term) hookup site.
Sharing is caring
Spread it to spread it
Abandon hope all ye who enter here
“We Hate Everything We Hear”
“We Bring You the Underground (And Trash It In Our Reviews Section)”
“Your Band Sucks”
“Shove Your Slave Morality Up Your Fucking Loser Ass”
Wake Up, Time To Die
“You Suffer (But Why?)”
Let them suffer.
Human idiocy has no bounds.
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