Decapitated Deny Gang Rape Accusations

Polish nu-metal, formerly brutal death metal, band Decaptiated are accused not only of kidnapping but of gang raping some groupie.

Decapitated denied all of the accusations on their Facebook page:

“While we are not perfect human beings, we are not kidnappers, rapists, or criminals. As such, we strongly deny the allegations that have recently been brought against us.

We ask that everyone please reserve their judgement until a definitive outcome has been reached, as charges have yet to be pressed. Full testimony and evidence will be presented in due time, and we have faith in that process.

As there is uncertainty regarding a timeline for prospective proceedings and out of respect for fans and promoters, due to the severity of the claims, we have cancelled all planned touring.

All social media platforms have been temporarily disabled as they have been used as destinations for defamatory and malicious remarks. We would like to point out that the statements in the published police report were given prior to an arrest. At that point, no member of the band was aware of an active warrant being issued.”

Behemoth frontman Nergal told the lynch mob that social and mainstream media is fermenting to reserve judgement. Hopefully no rapes were actually committed and Decapitated will break up to spare the world’s ears through their imprisonment or death.

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16 thoughts on “Decapitated Deny Gang Rape Accusations”

  1. TheNecrohideous says:

    The hipster from the left looks like the new lumbersexual faggot from At The Gates.

  2. Psychic Psych Toad says:

    Sodomize the weak, but only with consent!

  3. S.C. says:

    An odd sentiment. Did you mean that you hope the rapes WERE actually committed or that they weren’t but the band gets imprisoned for some other reason?

    1. I hope whatever it is that happened or didn’t happen results in Decapitated ceasing to exist.

      1. S.C. says:

        Well I guess we stand together on that. Although that said, i hadn’t thought of them in a long time until this article was published. I was happier before.

      2. Erekt says:

        One down, several thousand others to go…

        Anyone up to put their body on the line to get rid of some shitty bands?

  4. necrotransmanicide says:

    It was a tranny!

  5. Falsehammer says:

    Sometimes when I fart it smells like potato chips.

  6. neutronhammer says:

    Those look like dreads on the fellow in the centre, Dreads are a surefire way of telling a band sucks and has zero redeeming qualities.

  7. Trashchunk says:

    I hope they raped her.

  8. flow says:

    How does your claim to intellectuality and sumptuous theorizing on music genres coexist with addressing the alleged victim of a brutal crime as “some groupie”?

    1. She was a groupie by virtue of her actions before the alleged gang rape allegedly occurred. That is a fact.

      1. neutronhammer says:

        Daniel, would you consider appending ‘rape’ and ‘sexual assault’ to the tags

        1. “Crime” is sufficient.

    2. bustin makes me feel good says:

      don’t poke yourself with that lance, professor

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