by Death Metal Black Metal on December 14, 2011
BILL WHITTLE IS WAY BETTER THAN BRET STEVENS
Looking forward to seeing this band at MDF
Does anyone have any experience with Brett Steven’s cock? I would really like to suck it, as thanks for producing an awesome blog. He deserves a nice wet tongue stuck up his asshole for his services to metal. Such a brilliant man, he should write more about the gay community and its relation to metal—we are big fans of the aesthetic, it is similar to our own erotic imagery.
For instance metal bands like Guns n Roses, Poison, Motley Crue, Limp Biskit, Slip knot and Korn!!!
These are the bands that I’m talking about,,, TRUE METAL! These are the bands that got me into buttsexx and rimjobbing in the first place!!
I urge Bret Prozak to include reviews from my fave bands ASAP !! otherwise I am gonna start spreading some aids across the metal community in hopes to destroy it! I can be very persuasive so you should fear me.
EARLY DEATH METAL!
BANDS LIKE: DEATH, OBITUARY, MORBID ANGEL, CYNIC, CANCER, MASSACRE.
GREAT VIDEO FOR DEATH METALLERS –
Typical fucking clown music for autistic faggots. LOL JK that was an unbelievable set, and there were several other unforgettable performances that weekend as well. I feel sorry for you faggots who couldn’t make it.
Why you guys keep associating nu-metal and “false metal” in general with homosexuality? :( I’m gay and if I wanna listen to metal it’s going to be the pure, non-commercial kind.
With that said I’m finding even that stuff less and less interesting because a lot of it reflects no interesting values besides “ERRGHH KILL INVERT THE CROSS BLERGHH”, no matter how much anus projects philosophy into it. Jazz and classical is the way to go!
>Looking for interesting values in jazz
WHILE THE LINE-UP OF ROD WAS GREAT, IT HAS NOTHING ON NWN 3. THE CANADIAN GODS WILL BE ATTENDING AND UNLEASHING THE MOST DEADLY FORM OF AURAL DESTRUCTION KNOWN TO MAN. BE THERE OR DIE FUCKING POSERS.
If there is a god then I’m sure he’s not from Canada.
There is always an “Anthrax” in every metal subgenre you know? I mean, there is always a band that is part of the early momentum of a musical movement, part of the original bands but somehow inferior to the bands that will eventually re-define a whole new metal subgenre and of course, make it big.
There is always a band that wants to be part of the new movement and jump in the wagon knowing they suck but since they are at the right moment at the right time, they too will have a piece of the pie.
Such band is Anthrax and there always have been and “Anthrax” in every single metal subgenre, always.
Incidentally, here is a video that PROVES that initially Thrash Metal was known as Speed Metal and NO ONE prior to 1985 had heard the term thrash metal.
Mastodon is also good metal,,, I associate their music with cleaning a poop stained cock with my wet mouth!!!
Anthrax is like that retarded little brother no one wants to have, they are like having Beavis and Butthead being part of your family, you hate them but they are family so what are you going to do?
But, I know that if it wasn´t for these Jewish guys, Metallica boys would have probably starved to death since they were practically homeless prior to the debut of Kill em All.
“>Looking for interesting values in jazz
And? Dorkthrone and Borezum aren’t a patch on Charles Mingus’ later stuff.
Also stop typing like a 4channer, you shut-in virgin :)
Anusites don’t like jazz because they all have this illusion that they’d be Ye Olde Knights with a harem of beauteous virgins in the 13th century, and jazz is conceptually “modern”, thus it makes them realize the reality of their life.
Actually, Anusites hate jazz because it’s nigger music.
> Charles mingus
> faggit troll
> speed metal vs thrash
I’m willing to bet most people who browse ANUS and listen to metal are teenagers with low attention spans—no different to kids who play video games. ‘Gamers’ have a ridiculously nerdy subculture too, cosplaying is basically the gamer equivalent of corpse paint. Both gamers and metalheads project a stupid spergy ‘philosophy’ on their hobbies, but ultimately it’s mindless disposable trash.
There comes a time when you put down the metal/x-box controller and listen to classical or jazz and read full length novels. For some, this never happens, and they just wank off over the child porn they downloaded off tor and use their tears as lube.
I’m willing to bet that most people who browse 4chan and listen to jazz are teenagers with low attention spans– no different to kids who play video games. ‘Gamers’ have a ridiculously nerdy subculture too, energy drinks are basically the gamer equivalent of heroin. Both gamers and jazz kids project a stupid spergy ‘philosophy’ on their hobbies, but ultimately it’s mindless disposable trash.
There comes a time when you put down the Charles Mingus/x-box controller and listen to metal or classical and read full length novels. For some, this never happens, and they just wank off over the child porn they downloaded off 4chan and use their tears as lube.
Jazz is the only form of popular music capable of standing next to European art music or classical. Metal is unsophisticated garbage.
Metal is the only art form of popular music capable of standing next to European art music or classical. Jazz is unsophisticated garbage.
See! I can make broad sweeping general statements too!
yeah you can, only mine was right and yours was wrong.
Jazz is better than classical or metal.
These do not have soul.
Jazz has the soul of the African: his suffering, his spirit, his dreams.
Jazz represents the highest values of Western civilization: getting high, fucking white women, and occasionally noodling around on an instrument. It is truly peerless and represents the ultimate mastery of popular music. It’s too bad you fucking aspie clowns can’t appreciate real art, or you’d be listening to Charles Mingus instead of some retarded autistic shit like borezum.
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