Immolation now have camouflage merchandise available for sale on their official web shop!
Immolation fans can now relive 1999 with sick Immolation merch! Remember when camo cargo pants and black wife beaters were the peak of fashion for both hip hop and heavy metal? Hell yeah you do if you’re over the age of thirty. Now you can relive the days when Unique Leader Records was huge and DMX was the king of rap! Gangster rap and brutal slam death metal like Dying Fetus fans heavily overlapped back then.
Immolation have these camouflage prints to hark back to their late 90s and early 2000s heyday of popularity! Late 90s camouflage nostalgia! If you’re truly feeling adventurous or nostalgic you can buy a 1999 Dodge Durango and repaint it camouflage like Varg Vikernes for concealment in shrubbery from the angry hordes of mudbloods that will surely come in the upcoming environmental holocaust! Prepare yourselves Hessians and mount it on cinder blocks in your front yard in the mean time to show you mean business!
Also is that a gaping goatse on the long sleeve baseball jerseyfor more nostalgia from back then?
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25 thoughts on “Immolation Camo!”
dude this memeing is on point
If I ever see one of you pussies in this shirt I swear to God I will rip your dick off and fuck the wound like the little Stolen Valor bitch you are. Also fuck this band, listen to a real metal band that supports our Vets like Five Finger Death Punch.
You 88th boys have some nerve coming in here and talking shit about this outstanding design. Many of my best men enjoy this ‘death rock music and I say; so be it. If it creates better soldiers and keeps the unit queer-free, then satanic music is God’s gift to America, and that’s the honest truth right there.
Just awful, why can’t these morons get regular day jobs like everyone else and continue touring with their older material.
They actually do have day jobs. Last time I checked, Ross is a truck driver and Vigna is a lighting production coordinator or some shit.
It sounds to me like they work their own gigs to prop up their bullshit ass music. Perhaps they need REAL job positions like COMBO WELDER or RETAIL FAGGOT.
The 90’s ….such a confusing time.
No you Eurodisco poseur.
Why the fuck would the once-great DLA have blog posts about crappy immolation t-shirts and NILE releases if it wasn’t simply for the purpose of ‘new content’ to keep people thinking this is an active blog?
I challenge you: justify posts like this from an elitist point of view. I could use a laugh.
I’m pretty washed up myself bro. What’s been getting you down?
Why not just reissue the FFG and Close… shirts, those are the ones people want anyway
you are quite the moronic fuckhead
A band’s camo designed to cover that pesky diarrhea shit stains. Finally!
No one will see you in bushes pulling Taffy outside the pee wee league practice, except. Justice enforcer angry dad who will have his squaking cunt mouth of a wife YouTube him coming at you and 7th grade push you going “what the fuck man!?” And the cunt goes “buh-eat his ass bu-aby” then you sorta fight but mostly get out of breath, your arms too weak to hurt each other, you both are wearing the same shirt, you both ate taco Bell that morning
Angry dad’s wearing the same campy immolation shirt??
I still rock camo shorts, so fuck you.
Gonna wear this with my sleeveless fur collar anorak. Just ordering it now and already feeling so fuckin bad-ass
Do these great death metal bands know that if they just kept their best albums pressed on whatever formats they’d be making some decent cash? No one wants another fuckin shirt like this they want your first album repressed on whatever with original sound no remaster shit unless completely necessary. That’s why Earache’s FDR sells so damn well in comparison to the leftover shit sound remastered CDs.
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Those left behind can no longer be seen by the mortals’ naked eye.
Hellol. I thought HH was joking in the Puerto Rico show article.
My IQ just fell 3 points reading this and the comments.
Now I’m officially retarded
I have an Immolation Dawn of Possession shirt, so I’m good. I’ll pass.
1999 was a very retarded time period. It was also an era where folks took limp bizket seriously. You left out the wearing Yankees cap sideways part hahaha. Not that here 2017 people are any smarter, we have armies of mentally challenged antifa folks to deal with.
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