During the 1980s and early 1990s, Houston was lucky enough to have its own metal magazine.
With the slogan “Free – Take One!” emblazoned across the top, Rivethead Magazine was a familiar sight in Houston-area record stores, especially those that were — how shall we say — metal-friendly.
“especially those that were — how shall we say — metal-friendly.”
You knew how to say it the whole time.
^thanks cpt. obvious!
Free toilet paper? Man, the 80s were awesome!
Is there any subject more brutal than Asperger’s Syndrome? I think it’s high time a death metal band came around and tackled autism.
The ANUS Metal Hall is down, fix it.
The forum is working fine for me. Stop bitching just because you have a shitty internet connection.
It’s down, faggot.
It’s not, actually.
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Very, keep up the work Prozak-men.
Am I eval? Yes I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DylxRVXSWLg&feature=mh_lolz&list=LL3W4oosyZ7jk
I think I am a nigger therefore I am.
Please refrain from suing racial slurs in this comments box. Thank you.
*using
Did you notice the forum has become a lot more elite in the past 24 hours? Lots of people have been banned and can’t access the forum anymore. Good! They were stupid people who made useless posts that usually involved a lot of ego drama. After they were banned we’ve seen the quality of discussions increase by 400%. Finally the DLA forum has become a place for intellectuals again. Here’s to the new future of the DLA!
That’s funny, I have had no problems logging in and most members of the forum are 6 standard deviations above in intelligence….
LOL YAY
Racial sensitivity on a site that says interracial relationships destroy cultures? Lol. Image before substance at its finest.
You’re just mad cause the best music in our age is angry music.
That’s correct. Interracial relationships destroy both cultures. We are working hard to preserve all cultures of the world, from the graceful Finns to the slanty Azns to the noble negroes. Racial slurs will not be tolerated on this site.
What if the majority of my culture (America) and the majority of my SO’s culture (ex-Taiwan) both say that attitude is ass-backwards?
And before you accuse me of making an appeal to popularity, remember by extension of your stated goals, you are trying to protect and preserve that popularity.
so I’m b&? shit, man. and i was just starting to work on some quality posts.
cool final solution, bro.
disregard that, just tried with seven proxies.
Now that everyone is banned, the admins can talk amongst themselves about how hipsters are destroying metal!
FUCK YOU HIPSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If anus.com had a helpdesk and all the lines were busy this is the song you’d hear while waiting.
HA HA I SAVED ALL AND PUT ON IPOD AND CONTRIBUTED NONE
what is this text about? You speak bullshit. What is the Fail of these bands? You are a narrow minded bastard! Bet you didnt manage to build up a band and establish your own unique personal style. you dont have identity….
You can copy and preach your favorite bands, but you never get how to make a band that you could appreciate. Your thinking is like that of your grandpa. you dont like new stuff coz you wanna see the world explode after the apocalyptic sermon of your favorite bands. but it is a fact that your prophecy of the END isnt real. The scum you rose from is the scum you will expirience,
It remains, man.
you are like a kid not believin that people change, die or dont like you sometimes. Go fuck yourself. Coz you have a problem with yourself.
People like you are the reason why emos,hippies, etc. are spawn…
Your hell is the prospering of rebellion against you.
Antagonist of “fuck you all”-people.
As your grandfather you will vanish, coz you can be satisfied…
have your favor but respect any other…
dont creep in the ass of people you just dont like…
you created the term and now its stolen.
the hegelian spitrit would be eternal but your existence is
damned to terms….
the reason why all traditions die is that they are fix to terms. and not to ritual behaviour…that could last coz we live it….
I not accept that you call any band ‘fail’, which created musical anything-no matter if you like it or not-.
the list isnt even of bands that are succesful only.
Its of bands that YOU just dont like.
and
You claim that they created ‘novelty’if at all
only for attention! wtf!
No one fucking knows D-S-Omega outside blackmetal underground.
…and you dont get the Idea behind it. As long your mainstream brain doesnt get the clischee satanic shit all the standard provides.
Get a gun and kill all the potential up-coming band founders.
You dont bear the existence of different stuff around you.
BUT why what the hell do you care.
This world wont vanish and the reason why commercial stuff is epidemic like today you dont get. You fight the symptons. but you dont find the reason….
look beyond your ignorance…!!
you can bath in gore or blingbling or satanic-blood…and you will definetly not wake up!!!
metal also belongs to the consuming genre…
the subject defines what lives beyond and inside it….
…
actually I dont get why you chose DSO.
…what masses do you know that hear it…
I never thought I’d be oven fodder *tear*. I HAVE MANY LEATHER-BOUND BOOKS AT MY HOUSE!!!!!!!! I MAKE ABSTRACT SCULPTURES OF FRANZ SCHUBERT’S SYMPHONIES IN MY NOOK!!!! I’M IMPORTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNTTTTT!!!!!!! (falling off cliff)
Have fun discussing Critique of Pure Reason without me asswipes :)
Wait, I’m banned?
I don’t think anyone got banned. I think the forum is just down/dead/whatever.
You ruined the suspence, Jewrinal Buttslammer.
Perhaps you should purchase some suspenders in that case. Kekeke?
OH SHIT, IF IM NOT BANNED, I TAKE EVERYTHING I SAID HERE BACK! WE COOL ANUS RIGHT?
ouch, my anus
mad props, nigga
@ 7:48, anus’s response to me falling off a cliff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIkF_qLWu7I
In all honesty, the ANUS looks like crusty shit atm. As it appears, dozens of 130+ IQs can’t efficiently moderate a forum, organize 10-years-overdue website re-designs, or fix a fucking php script.
Pretty sure the dumb man ain’t holding you down on these issues.
have you guys seen the new Disma artwork?
By already being deemed as one of the elite bands within America’s death metal underground, and this merely by their one demo, the crushing “Vault Of Membros”, DISMA would immediately come to the forefront of the death metal underground since it features one of the most influential death metal vocalists of all time, namely death metal legend Craig Pillard (ex-Incantation/Disciples Of Mockery/Methadrone) alongside guitarists Daryl Kahan (Funebrarum/Citizen’s Arrest/Assuck) and Bill Venner (ex-Incantation), bassist Randi Stokes (ex-Methadrone) and drummer Shawn Eldridge (Funebrarum). And with DISMA stacked with respected underground musicians in its own right, it is without a doubt that DISMA have crafted their own distinct brand of unbelievably doomy twisted atmospheric death metal that will forge new ground while naturally upholding the ancient old-school death metal spirit.
With the megalith being described in a scenario as the monolithic tomb of humanity, DISMA’s music on their debut serves as the ideal soundtrack to a procession towards such a monument. With the ritualistic down-tuned low-end rhythm section of doom that counterpoints itself with Kahan and Venner’s crawling and twisted guitar chaos, all topped off by Pillard’s unparalleled death metal growls, “Towards The Megalith” will make its mark within the death metal scene as a monument to time end.
Named by Decibel magazine as one of the top 25 most anticipated releases of 2011 and to be released officially July 19th, tracklisting for “Towards The Megalith” goes as follows:
1. Chaos Apparition
2. Chasm Of Oceanus
3. Spectral Domination
4. Vault Of Membros
5. Purulent Quest
6. Lost In The Burial Fog
7. Of A Past Forlorn
8. Towards The Megaltih
An MP3 of the track ‘Spectral Domination’ can be heard here: http://www.profoundlorerecords.com/mp3/DISMA_Spectral_Domination.mp3
Question: is Lisa of Rivethead hot?
hey everyone: let’s start hanging out at NWN instead.
Adrian McCoy asks the important questions.
@ Jim Necroslaughter
Totally agree with you bro, their demo was fucking insane! I’m just concerned there are quite a few bands that play “within the old spirit”, could also be interpreted as playing the “retro-gimmick” we’ve seen already with countless heavy metal and speed metal bands. Dead Congregation, Grave Miasma, Funebrarum, Teiten Blood, Cruciamentum. I still have high hopes for Disma though.
she’s aight
SPECTRAL DOMINATION
I thought the song was aight. Does Lisa have big tits?
I think she has a mixed kid. Check the pics on the Rivethead facebook. :)