Invert the cross, or you’re a conformist pig. Die.

Ever notice the parallels?

Metal, like extreme politics, can too often focus on what it hates and not enough on what it loves/desires/creates.

Metal is war… this compounds the problem… war needs warm bodies and enemies.

But metal is not whining. It is not victimhood. It is the bold pulse of the blood of a fighter.

Not the plaintive lament of someone using rights, social approval, etc. for justification.

0 thoughts on “Invert the cross, or you’re a conformist pig. Die.”

  1. Levy_Spearmen says:

    SODOMIZE THE WEAK!

  2. Levy_Queerman says:

    I’m weak, put it in my pooper.

  3. Internatio says:

    “if you want your genre back, stop aping the past. Put what it had — a mythology of greatness, heroism, adventure and amorality — to good use. Embrace nihilism. The human drama doesn’t matter. The ongoing drama of life moving from primitive origins to future possibilities, even if those contain orders “of the past,” is. Allahu ackbar! ”

    Or instead of a myth, turn to real life greatness, the revolutions and following wars October 1917, Paris Commune, US history From Washington to Lincoln etc… I suspect it’s even less prone to beeing overdone to death by clones, because when you write bullshit about reality it can be spotted much faster.

    The human drama matters because we are conscious of the greatness of Nature, not the other way round.

  4. Just a thought. says:

    >Metal, like extreme politics, can too often focus on what it hates and not enough on what it loves/desires/creates.

    Glad you made this realization. One of the main reasons why (extreme) metal sucks ass. DURRRR SO ANGWY! ASPIE SMASH!

    If you see life as a “fight”, you’ve already lost. My advice to anyone reading this (the writers are obviously beyond hope), have peace of mind and get things done without thinking of it as a struggle. Metal is a negative influence in thinking, unless you’re already a bitter, base_ment dwelling failure, at which point you can relate to its emotions. If you’re not, it pulls you in that direction, just like the peopl you hang out with, the things you read, and any other influence. I can’t think of a single band in metal that has a positive sound or a positive message. It’s all either minor key whining, angry teenager shit or pentatonic “let’s get high” crap. All the time you waste expanding and listening to your collection of MP3 of morons grunting like gorillas over chuggy power chord noise from 20 years ago is time wasted that you could be reading something to learn something about how the world works, learning a new skill or carrying out a constructive project. If you think this sounds stupid, wait until you’re competing to apply for a job just like everyone else. If you think listening to this crap and doing those constructive things are mutually compatible, you’re mistaken; I hope I don’t have to explain again why. They pull you in completely opposite directions.

  5. try harder next time says:

    “If you think listening to this crap and doing those constructive things are mutually compatible, you’re mistaken”

    “Just a thought”

    Is that what passes for thought these days?

  6. @try harder next time says:

    1/10

    Should have made it a 0 for neglecting “I hope I don’t have to explain again why.”

  7. @ANUS.com says:

    Less articles about crap and more on music. Some reviews are in dire need here. It won’t be too long before the Anus fan base starts dwindling away. You already have what, ten of us? Less complaining and whining about music you hate or everything is not equal and more focus on recent or old school death metal/black metal.

  8. fuck says:

    “Should have made it a 0 for neglecting “I hope I don’t have to explain again why.””

    Well, it’s pretty much irrelevant given that you really didn’t sufficiently explain anything. One would like to see at least some evidence to support the counterfactual assumptions you’re making, and by that I mean enough to establish the claim that “listening to this crap” and “doing those constructive things” are mutually incompatible. On a straightforward construal of the claim, it’s an obvious falsehood and you know it.

  9. asghjkl;' says:

    You guys don’t appreciate any music for what it is, you appreciate it for the juvenile power fantasy that your bullied aspergian brains think it should be. You know that pimply goth in high school who always read Nietzsche? Yeah.

  10. moo says:

    >Ever notice the parallels?

    Yep! Here’s one: the people who used to be into Korn and Pantera hated “emos” just like you guys hate “hipsters”.

  11. Lord Aspie of the Solitary Base_ment @ Just a thought says:

    Listen man, I want to agree with you, I really do. However, I think you are mistaken.

    Here is why:
    1- Your perception of the metalhead is stereo-typical.
    2- You are assuming there is a correlation between music taste and social success/failure.

    I do not think Metal “pulls” you into a direction opposite of social achievement. I think if Metal did not exist, those people would not socially achieve anyway.

    Yo say that metal is a “negative influence in thinking”. I believe if you “think” or that “thinking”, can never be negative; specially in a society that sanctions thinking if against “going with the flow” or ” if it rocks the boat”. Metal does not have emotions but if it did, they would not reveal to the audience uniformally, we are all different even if we are all metalheads.
    Therefore, the negative message or influence would vary among its followers. Good metal is interpretive not dogma.

    Metal can be a life-style and it will work for some people, for others it will not. Is the metal life-style inconvenient for social success? Maybe, but it is not a pre-requisite to enjoy and trully understand the music. I do not think music shapes the person, I believe is the other way around. Will dumb music make you dumb? I think if you are dumb you will be more comfortable with dumb music. Dumb music may include some Metal.

    You seem to be too scared about social-financial failure. I am not. I realize any day could be my last day. On a daily basis I want to do what I would do if I was living my last day. Of the things I do, Metal plays a big part and I do have a well-payed job.

  12. @lord aspie says:

    Stop making perfect sense, pitchfork nerds need someone lower than themselves to make fun of.

  13. yup says:

    I keep asking, over and over, but no one answers. Give me an example of someone who is a fan of metal and successful in life. Someone who has made contributions to the world (especially in science, since we all value intellect so much, right?) while listening to true music of the elite like Burzum etc. If this is supposed to be music for the elite, where is the elite?

  14. @dumbass, you probably think playing video games trained you to be a real "warrior" says:

    >I realize any day could be my last day.

    That’s retarded. If any day could be your last, why embark on long-term projects? This fearful thinking lends lends itself to myopia. Yeah dude, we could all die in a car crash tomorrow. Chances are though, you’re pretty safe in whatever humdrum environment you mill about in. The biggest danger you probably face is commuting to and from your tech support job. Unless you’re in the military in Afghanistan or Iraq, saying shit like that just makes you look like a fucking tool.

  15. @ANUS says:

    >Metal is not whining. It is not victimhood.

    Then why the fuck are you always whining about metal not being taken seriously by academia, and playing the victim when nobody cares about ‘Nat. Day of Slayer’?

  16. USMC says:

    Semper Fi!

  17. Reykjavik says:

    I’m curious what you guys think of this. He’s one of my favourite composers.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY

  18. Levy_Spearmen says:

    That was pretty good.

  19. Legolas of the Wooden Realm says:

    @dumbass, you probably think playing video games trained

    You totally missed the point! He didn’t imply that being aware of death means fearing to act on life! In fact, he implied that because life is great but short or not guaranteed, it’s better to act upon the things we value.

    Go back to your Baroness cds you foolish midget, or better, learn how to read!

  20. you fucking aspies, I swear, sometimes... says:

    >In fact, he implied that because life is great but short or not guaranteed, it’s better to act upon the things we value.

    Uhh, no shit, Sherlock. Wow, what a profound fucking realization. Tell me, did you you get this pearl of wisdom from that Simpsons episode with the bum that went like “You shouldn’t kill time, boys! You should cherish it! Can I have a dollar?”

    And that still doesn’t answer my question about long-term projects. Or why he’s all “durr I cud die any second” when really that’s pointless for him to think about. How about this, every moment you waste thinking about how you could “die” today, is time and concentration wasted from things that could be actually productive. It’s not even worth thinking about, let alone stating. But it’s OK, you’ll grow out of your edgy teenage phase and realize how stupid it sounded.

  21. most of you could never hack it in PT says:

    >Metal is war…

    Yeah dude. And a moshpit is a “battle”. I train for war with my fellow Hessians every day with my foam sword and plastic armour in the woods. The day will come when us true noble warriors will rise again! Even though we each weigh about 120 lbs (except Gordo, he’s a husky 250) we are great warriors because metal made us so.

  22. yep, you're obviously a frustrated hipster faggot but feel free to keep posting because we're all just laughing at your pathetic ramblings anyway says:

    lol @ quoting the Simpsons

  23. really I'd love to know says:

    Pray tell, noble aspie, how am I a hipster? Or is that a catch-all term you use for everyone more mature than you, but not as old as your stepdad?

  24. penis says:

    Everyone should be required to list their 10 favorite albums before commenting here.

  25. huh says:

    Prozak, etc.: you think Christianity is inherently at odds with your philosophy, right? That’s why you diss Chuck so much.

    So why be a hypocrite and not apply that standard to other music? Bruckner, Beethoven, Mozart… Almost all the classical composers you consider great were Christian. And not just some “hessian” “adoration for life and all its splendour” BS spirituality, but as in literally believing in Jesus. What’s the deal?

  26. huh says:

    Yeah, and one of ANUS’s heroes, Beethoven, was a democracy-loving, egalitarian-supporting liberal typical of the Enlightenment. Many critics at the time complained he was going directly against tradition, so why don’t you call him a stupid hipster too?

  27. JuggaloHomie14/88 says:

    @ penis

    ICP – The Great Milenko
    Boondox – Krimson Creek
    Marilyn Manson – Antichrist Superstar
    SickTanicK – Chapter One: Doctrines Of The Damned
    Slayer – God Hates Us All
    Dark Funeral – Diabolis Interium
    Marduk – La Grande Danse Macabre
    Insan0 – Say You Love Satan!
    Syko Sam – I Kill People For Real
    Brothaz Grimm – Blasphemy At It’s Best

  28. i want asperger says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXXlsOjeyhQ
    The Meditation Swords – Stoicsm on the UK

    RIGHT ! NOW ! OH GODS

    I DONT CARE WHO CHRIST IS
    I AM AN STOIC
    I SHALT KNOW WHAT I WANT AND INFERE HOW TO GET IT
    I WANNA CONSTRUCT LOGIC BY THE GODS

    I WANNA BE STOIC !
    THE GODS BE ME

    STOISCM FOR THE UNIVERSE IT´S COMING SOMETIME AND MAYBE
    I FORESEE A WRONG TIME STOP A TRAGIC DEMISE
    THY FUTURE DREAM IS A COSMIC SCHEME COS I

    I WANNA BE STOIC !
    INVERACITY

    HOW MANY WAYS TO ACHIEVE WHAT YOU WANT
    I USE THE BEST I TRUST LOGIC
    I USE THE ENEMY I USE STOIC COS I

    I WANNA BE STOICSM !
    THE ONLY WAY TO BE !

    IS THIS THE EMPTINESS
    OR IS THIS THE GODS REALM
    OR IS THIS THE L.O.T.R
    I THOUGHT IT WAS UNIVERSE OR JUST
    ANOTHER COSMOS
    ANOTHER PATH TENANCY

    I WANNA BE AN STOIC
    OH WHAT A NAME
    TO HIGHLY BEHOLD !

  29. long time reader of discriminating taste in music says:

    Keep up the hilarious comments.

  30. @JuggaloHomie14/88 says:

    Go fuck yourself! Stop name dropping crap bands that no one gives a shit about! Juggalos are fuckin’ dirty hoes! Go play in the street somewhere. Gawd!

  31. Huge death metal fan says:

    I’m the son of an ambassador and I am following in the steps of my father. U mad Negruvoda?

  32. 8===> says:

    Negruvoda’s mad at the world, otherwise he wouldn’t literally troll last.fm every day.

  33. JuggaloHomie14/88 says:

    @ the hater

    Just listen to this song. It’s underground hiphop mixed with industrial and some slight metal influences. Notice how it has a obvious horror sound just like metal was originally intended to have (Black Sabbath anyone?) ICP is highly original and creative music that’s much better than the indie rock and power metal other people post. Oh, and it’s got humor too. But maybe you’re just too much of an emo to appreciate that.

    This one’s for you, open your ears and join the dark carnival:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xdq4npSfXc

  34. JuggaloHomie14/88 says:

    And btw horrorcore and black metal are for white people only! Niggers should stick to their gangsta rap.

  35. Butt Stevens says:

    Fascinating thoughts, JuggaloHomie. We could use a writer of your calibre on Amerika.org.

  36. Levy_Spearmen says:

    I like my coffee how I like my dick. Black.

  37. brunHILDE FAN #1 says:

    LOL YAY GO BRUNHILDE!!

  38. @JugglesBallsHomie says:

    Hey NiggaloHomie

    Stop talking shit you fuckin’ honkey. ICP and that shitty redneck crap doesn’t belong here. Stop tyring to make like it seems like it does. Nobody wants to hear that inbred retard shit. Fuck off you Nazi queer!

  39. Fuck you juggalo says:

    You realize black metal is not meant for you retarded, low IQ, meth heads right. Stick to the homosexuals in ICP.

    I fuckin’ hate you and your kind.

  40. still me again says:

    I fucking hate women.

  41. Veast says:

    Alright, way too many dicks being sucked here. This is starting to interferee with the lives of my children and grandparents.

  42. Levy_Spearmen says:

    Yay! Oggargk Grobordk!

  43. @ i want asperger says:

    no you jst wnt black COCK.

  44. what's in a says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg

    this smidgen of prole humor was featured in the August issue of Time in a one-off feature about culinary youtube channels. hardly newsworthy but it’s interesting to see black metal being lapidated by the prublic. apparently this guy is in an actual black metal band.

  45. lapidarius says:

    I would have been more surprised if that guy was an actual cook.

  46. Ripped From the Cross says:

    I can’t take it. I hate women so fucking much I’m going to just go back and listen to my old death metal. First on the list:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-OdcBJR_dA

  47. @ you fucking aspies, I swear, sometimes says:

    “More mature than you”

    ha ha ha haahhahahahhaha

  48. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjJwqDa1QVI says:

    He leads a lonely life
    He leads a lonely life

    When he woke up late in his base_ment
    And the day had just begun
    He opened up his eyes and thought
    Damn my life sucks
    It’s not a day for work
    It’s a day for staying inside
    Just surfing on the web and having fun
    He’s going to get you

    All that he wants is another troll post
    He’s gone tomorrow boy
    All that he wants is another troll post
    Yeah yeah

    All that he wants…

    So if you are inside and your mood is right
    He’ll be baiting you for fun
    The dumb replies that you make will be there forever
    It is a night for laughter
    But the the laughter is on you
    Beware of what you’re reading on your screen
    He’s going to get you

    All that he wants is another troll post
    He’s gone tomorrow boy
    All that he wants is another troll post
    Yeah yeah

    All that he wants…

  49. Adrian McCoy says:

    You guys are pretty funny…

    Oh yeah…

    FUCK WIGGER METAL!!!

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