Is metal noise?
I guess you could argue(and maybe win) that the music I listen to is noise..but at least it isn’t filth disguised as good- wholesome- music- for- the- whole- family. It tells you it is bad (but you just have to love the guitar work and the little complexities of the music). – /fag
At least it’s not the illusion of happy oblivion at the expense of truth. Indeed.
Motherfuckers of Barça won another European super cup. Nobody can stop the fuckers.
Raining cocks
From the asshole in the sky
Bleeding cornhole
Anal destruction
Now I shall reign in cocks!
Metal is for children.
I adore this woman, can’t you guys get her to write for anus.com or amerika.org?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCVjwH9Ly5M
ANUS should quit wasting time with these shitty one-line, sound-bite articles and start reviewing quality metal. Check out this beast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMtzNv7pqfA
Yo have a nice weekend everyone! I’m gonna hit the bong and drink faygo with my aryan homies. MMFWCL 14/88!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FuitQ5kxZg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3qCGNYxG_U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91Z2SMzcmvw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeygAGVBEnI
Oh cool, a new post. About some guy on slashdot.
Way to go.
Fucking great team. Hope they win it all again.
Oh, and it’s football, you faggot.
Hey juggallo, kill yourself.
You stupidly said: “Horrocore is not for niggers.”
Here’s some black juggallos nigger rappers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHrvd5Oj94s&feature=fvst
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE-5Q_xyiwo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW7EW8FJKW4
And suprisingly, there’s a towelhead by the name of “Prozak” doing that horrorcore shit. I guess Brett needs the extra money.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E98R95ioSZo
‘Penis Eater’ was right really (apart from the troll link). What happened to those ‘sadistic metal reviews?’ Those were great, entertaining and informative. ANUS does know good metal, but keeps pimping out any shit from Texas just because Prozie is friends with the bands/musicians. Seriously, nobody cares what some dolt on slashdot has to say, maybe give the blog posts a break and come up some more substantial and interesting articles.
Here’s some good new metal that may have escaped your attention:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4rOM2I3BCU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_jx-doDfhI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFL52he4h0w
@ Fuck Juggalos! Fuck Homie!! Fuck 14/88!!!
So what if some horrorcore rappers are black? The AUDIENCE is white and that’s all that matters. Horrorcore is a WHITE genre just like metal. Just watch this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6f6xO49Ws
White power whoop whoop!
And btw, I got eight of my homies over. Seven of them are white supremacists, the other is asian but I didn’t invite him, one of my homies brought him along cuz he has weed. We’re listening to Slayer, ICP, Twiztid and we gonna put on Vaginal Jesus later when the gook is stoned out of his mind (this is gonna be wicked yo!)
I found juggalohomie and his girl and black baby. :^D
YAY YAY YAY!!
BRUNHILDE BRUNHILDE BRUNHILDE!!!!
Come eat my dick you fanatic slut!
ANUS definition of metal: a repository for the spread of propaganda to the easily led, inbred losers who consider themselves “metalheads,” “hessians” or what have you.
Brunhilde wanna fuckkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????
Minxy for virgin sacrifice. We need more discussion about the ideological importance of Pokemans.
>implying Minxy is a virgin
Dude, I’m sure the dude who bangs her every night is probably filming all her videos.
Is metal shit?
I plan on offering myself to Minxy once I’ve bulked up to 260 lbs. Hopefully I will achieve my goal by christmas. I am currently on a 5000-6000 calorie diet and a gallon of full fat milk on the side. +300g protein and loads of carbs. I WILL BECOME INVINCIBLE.
You’ll still have a small penis though…
Dude, fuck ICP…and fuck that juggalo homie that keeps posting on this website…
Piss off…
Who’s Minxy?
Why does ANUS ignore the affect of poverty and other socio-economic factors on the development of human cognitive abilities and intelligence?
http://pss.sagepub.com/content/14/6/623.abstract
Anyone up for a D&D session tonight? Come on, it’s going to be fun. We’ll put some Hvis Lyset Tar Oss in the background, my mom will bake cookies, we’ll post on the ANUS boards…
Gear up! http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?board=14.0
Dump your last save here: http://dffd.wimbli.com/index.php
againg with a little referree aid
No thank you bitch. I’m gonna be busy fucking a girl. Imbecile.
Hi, anus. Can anyone help me pick up a lady for some good ol’ night of sexxing? I realize bitches play hard to get and they don’t want to just put their pussy up for display for any male to grab, but they wanna be fucked at the end of the night. Shit’s complicated. What do I say to a bitch? Anything? I think if she’s drunk enough, then our purely animalistic vibes can bring the sex together. Though rape seems interesting.
i THINK you should smack her in the head, get her unconscious and drag her back to your motel room. then eat her pussy…literally!
I think you should be at home taking care of your mom, whom I fucked and got pregnant.
I think you should get up really close to her and sniff her, that’s what I do. Then, lick your lips and rub your nipples, the rest will follow.
You should tell her you like Bestial Warlust, she’ll be so impressed. Then french kiss her but be sure to touch her crotch first, to make sure she’s actually a female, believe me I once kissed a “girl”… oh well you don’t wanna know…
I think you should dress like a girl, flip-flops and all and spread your buttcheeks. That’ll send her straight to your arms.
you shoud give up on women and focus on pre-1996 black metul. pray satin!
You should put on your Viking costume with that fake red beard and go: BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR ! stomping your feet and waving your arms. don’t forget to wield your plastic axe.
I bet you wouldn’t even know what to do with a woman. Look for some nice cock instead.
WELL SINCE YOU ENDED IT ON THAT NOTE FUCK YOU
ONLY PANTENE PRO V IS REAL
fuck you, fuck you and most especially FUCK YOU
My favorite bands are:
Fearless iranians from hell
Unleashed
Candlemass
Kvist
Yamatu
Obituary
Ungod
Fleshcrawl
Atheist
Gorguts
Graveland
Obliveon
Therion
@ that was easy
Ok, cool. These are my favorite bands:
Hetsheads
Absurd
Carcass
Darkthrone
Summoning
Slayer
Deeds Of Flesh
Sadistic Intent
Discharge
Dark Funeral
Lady GAGA
Britney spears (the old stuff, she sold out later)
Keisha (Just great sense of melody and true rebbelious lyrics)
Everithing by the muppets
Madonna ( Only “La Isla Bonita” is Real)
Jonas brothers ( When I want something a bit heavier)
Miley Cyrus (The old stuff was kinda for kids but now she is really mature)
Vanilla Ice ( for something od school)
Various types of elevator music
Black eyed peas (only material with the Fergie chick)
These are my favorite bands:
Zykon-B
Voivod
Suffocation
Agathocles
Birth A.D.
Kreator
Drogheda
Varathron
Slayer
Radiohead
Flaming Lips
Bjork
Joy Division
Talking Heads
Brian Eno
The Cure
The Smiths
Tom Waits
Can
Wire
Pixies
Sonic Youth
My Bloody Valentine
Dinosaur Jr
Fugazi
Wilco
Sigur Ros
Godspeed You! Black Emperor!
Pavement
Yo La Tengo
Aphex Twin
PJ Harvey
Neutral Milk Hotel
My Morning Jacket
New Pornographers
The Decemberists
So why do great bands that are better than any metal like Can and Joy Division in the same list as shit like The Decemberists and Neutral Milk Hotel?
Lady Gaga
Millionaires
Blood on the Dance Floor
Jeffree Star
Ke$ha
Breathe Carolina
BrokeNCYDE
Dot Dot Curve :)
Dropping a Popped Locket
Scene Kidz
I Set My Friends On Fire
Black Veil Brides
Satyricon
Cattle Decapitation
Marduk
Decapitated
Black Witchery
Leviathan
Kreator
Dimmu Borgir
Deeds of Flesh
Hate Forrest
Faith No More
Exhumed
Black Funeral
Let’s try this again:
Yes
Opeth
Ulver
Fat Boy Slim
Aerosmith
Ice-Cube
Lenny Kravitz
Alice In Chains
The Cure
Eminem
Van Halen
Earth, Wind & Fire
Rolling Stones
Yardbirds
Tom Petty
Happy Mondays
Inxs
Nine Inch Nails
Guns N’ Roses
CC
DBC
COC
DMX
NWA
X to da Z
Jay-Z
M&M
AC/DC
WASP
ELO
ELP
ABBA
REM
GBYE
QOTSA
ANYBODY LIKES THE BLACK METAL BAND
DARKSPACE ?
Burzum
Bathory
Pestilence
Morbid Angel
Ildjarn
Demigod
At the Gates
Dissection
HellHammer/Celtic Frost
Metallica
Slayer
Black Sabbath
Judas priest (70s)
Throw me some Summoning and Dark tranquility’s Skydancer while your at it shall you?
And Manowar while I am Weight lifting
shit…I forgot Voivod. Soorry Piggy, it will not happen again.
Is it time for a ANUS alpha story thread? Why yes it is.
>cocoon mode for 2 years. Went from 5’10 120lbs to 220lb 8% bf
>start meeting up with old friends and they’re impressed with my change
>I eat lunch with them and a couple other female acquaintances
>they mirin the whole time, constantly rubbing my arms and occasionally my chest
>tell one of them (a 8/10 brunette) to come for a personal dinner at my place
>she eagerly agrees
>comes to my apartment
>she brings up fitness
>”you look like you keep in shape…I do at Planet Fitness as well”
>Planet Fitness? Do you even lift?
>”uh, what?”
>Planet Fitness is only good if you want to lift 2 plate lol (said lol literally)
>she keeps staring at me and eventually says “….ok”
>she stays very quiet the rest of the evening
>makes an excuse about having to leave
>7 days later, still no reply to my texts
I know she’s gonna reply tomorrow, she’s just playing hard to get, I like that ;) Please ANUS bros, share your tales of conquest with the opposite sex
>Stayed inside the house for nine days
>Went outside to do groceries at the night store
>Pass by a group of africans while riding my bicycle
>They shout at me, I can’t hear what they’re saying, I start cycling faster
>At the night store I buy cigarettes, beer, some packs of instant noodles and a loaf of bread
>Pakistani store clerk looks at me like I’m an alien that just stepped off a spaceship
>That’s exactly how I felt, the modern world confuses me
>Went back home to play World Of Warcraft
I have more!
>I have always been at outcast save for a few friends at school
>at the age of 16, I abandon society and live in the forest spending my days listening to death/black metal and lifting
>As I do the training, I feel the noble blood of my ancestors flow through me both physically and aurally
>within 2 years, gain over 60lbs of muscle
>become a real infernal warrior of death
>bunch of campers find me in the forest and make fun of my attire (I wear a robe)
>yield my glistening sword and tell them to leave or suffer my wrath
>they flee like rats
>my honor has been defended once more
This one is a story from my early adolescence:
>be 14 years old
>parents ground me for getting a C in maths
>get pissed off and change the CDs in their party mix with a CD-R of Belphegor – L u c i f e r I n c e s t u s
>at the next social event they hold, Belphegor plays at full blast
>faces of horror everywhere
>vengeance attained
Alpha as fuck. If only those pussies had seen the video for the song, they would have really shit their pants! Watch at your peril, weaklings: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj-n13tJbz0
WTF is this “lord aspie of the solitary base_ment” meme-joke thing an attack and insult about me???!!??
WELL FUCK YOU, MAN!!
take LSD
>went to a strip club
>got a lap dance
>stripper asked if I wanted to have sexual intercourse with her
>yes
>puked on the way over
>came quickly and it was over
>I wanted my money back
>told all my bros about it and they thought it was alpha as fuck
>Go to school
>Kid trips me up on way to class
>Teacher calls me dumb
>Eat lunch in the bathroom
>Go home early because of my nose bleeds
>Dad is already drunk and beats my ass
>Jerk off to Japanese Cartoons
>Go to bed, dad touches my thighs whilst he thinks I’m asleep
How very queer of you little guy, how manay cocks have you sucked today? Not plenty enough?
DO NOT FORGET TO READ:
– http://WWW.DEATHMETAL.ORG
– THE ANGRY BLACK METAL ELITIST / http://waldemardaninskyjr.blogspot.com/
HAHAHAHAHA hailarious!!!!!!!
>too antisocial(not really, just super high standards amirite) to get more weed
>scrape resin from bowl
>piling resin on table >until i
>hear someone coming >quickly
>kick pet spider out of his dixie cup home
>put resin into cup
>nobody suspects a thing
>pour out resin to prepare for packing
>notice lotsa resin is stuck to spider webs within the dixie cup of obscurity
>fuckin pack that shit anyway
>take huge hit(first time smoking resin, didnt expect much)
>become spiderman
I get first dibs on Minxy. Conservationist gets sloppy-seconds. Levy Spearmen, you get bloody-sevenths. j/k bro, I’ll let you go first!
“>Eat lunch in the bathroom”
I love smoking res, no lie.
Me and my old room mate used to call it “black gold” or “texas tea”. When we skraped a big pile we would “black it up” (Ie: smoke the resin bowl).
Good times, but I was smoking so much weed during that time and undergoing personal problems that I lasped into a minor pshychosis. I a better now btw (ty verry much!) No more drugs for me!
Also when I mean “me and my room mate used to call it” I mean, I would call it that and my room mate didn’t because he didn’t think it was funny and didn’t laugh at most of my jokes (him being of higher social status and “cooler”).
I still think it was really funny though.
I hope you guys do as well.
Fell free to use the expressions “blacking it up”, “black gold” and “texas tea” if you want too.
ANus blog posts….
My favourite bands:
Beherit
Burzum
Averse Sefira
Graveland
Sacamentary Abolishment
Celtic Frost
Enslaved (1st only)
Conqueror/Revenge
Spear of Longinus
Slayer
About a bowl and a tenth.
@ Test your hessiandome
You have such shitty taste. The fact that you said “first Enslaved only” marks you as a complete tool and faggot. Eld and even Frost are way better; they’re still a good band but my favourite is Below the Lights, fantastic album. Way to get your taste spoonfed from the DLA reviews though, oh wow.
As an avid ANUS supporter who used to eat lunch in the bathroom, I find the above posts regarding this practice highly offensive. I demand an apology or else I will be forced to talk to an administrator about this matter. You cannot take other people’s feelings so lightly, it is not right!!
Let me join in.
Favorite bands:
Bestial Warlust
Blasphemy
Von
Beherit
Conqueror
Revenge
Deiphago
Diocletian
Wrathprayer
Necrovore
Vulcano
Sarcofago
Bathory (GOD)
Belphegor
I sometimes like to listen to more sophisticated music genres like Neofolk or Martial Industrial, but I generally listen to the bands above 60% of the time with some other metal genres thrown in from time to time.
LOL, look at this fucking fairy pretend that he’s not a tampon-soiling tranny hooker whose only calling in life is to suck bleedy trucker dicks.
>Martial Industrial
>Neofolk
>sophisticated
Maybe compared to that shit you listed, but otherwise this is doop derp faggot shit for faggoths.
@ and you’re a homo midget
What’s your problem little faggot turd? If you’re projecting yourself you should at least admit it. I know you love to have your fucking undies right below your fucking hips to facilitate anal rape. If you’re anal cunt’s craving for meat,learn how to ask nicely you fucking stupid emo cunt.
My favorite music is ILDJARN and, your mother’s moaning when I beat’er up and fuck her doggy!
Fuck you faggot, what would you know about sophistication? Metal is already pretty sophisticated and you don’t like it, so fuck off. Also I am not a midget and could beat your 6’6 lanky Romanian ass to the ground. Can you even bench your own bodyweight? Didn’t think so faggot.
I can bench a 9 inch cock between my teeth while listening to Conqueror.
autistes putain pourquoi ne travaillent??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C45ijbR1BT4
Also I’m going to start playing Diablo II again. I need to beat it on Inferno mode.
I mean on Hell mode. Derp.
You men eat your dinner eat your pork and beans. I eat more chicken any man ever seen.
>masturbating in my room
>mom walks in
>she looks at me while I continue
>after a looooong 20 seconds she tells me to stop
>she has a very strange look in her eyes
>she tells me to get dressed because we’re visiting an aunt today
>downstairs my sister calls for my mom so she leaves my room
>dude! I think my mom wants me :D
HAI GUYS, did you see my new facebook status? ooooh!!! I’m so excited! okay now, add me on facebook, yay!!
I’m sure most of you know this, but I’ll fill the others in. There’s no such thing as Christian BM, it’s an oxymoron. BM was created and developed with certain core values, all of which oppose Christianity. Bands who claim to be Christian black metal are quite simply incorrect, not to mention worthless in every sense.
Your dad was sucking my juicy dick last night.
I made him my bitch.
Is it just me or does this thread need more horrorcore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3I-Ioc1lQc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNYBSmxlg8w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_HKQ5A14TI
Whoop whoop! Stay brutal homies!
JuggaloHomie14/88 should be shot and stabbed and left to bleed to death in the gutters for posting rap horrorcore bullshit!
I’m in it for the cock! White jizz flowing down my battered anus. So delcious !!!!!
Whoop whoop! Stay brutal homies!
I’m diggin’ this Mastodon shit, it’s very commercial and gay!! It just needs more rapping! How many cocks will I suck tonight??
Whoop whoop! Stay brutal homies!
ANUS, oh ANUS! I’m making money now! Just think of the food I’ll buy! Oh, boy!
Oh, shit! Think of the whores I’ll buy! Anyone know how much a good whore is? She can’t be butt ugly, I’m not paying for SHIT.
I didn’t think stripper bitches offered sex. Maybe that’s why it’s alpha I guess.
Never mind, I’ll just stick to giving blowjobs to old men in return for free drinks at the gay bar.
Did you know that the square root of 13 is 3.6055512754639892931192212674705?
I bet you didn’t know that you fucking dumb faggot juggalo!!
Damn, I’m such a G it’s pathetic
Here comes the big-headed
Nigga that’s dippin
Sippin on Courvoisier
Goddamn I must havta floss today
Now pimpin ain’t easy but it’s necessary
So I’m chasin bitches like Tom chased Jerry
I’ll put the pedal to the flo-uh
In my two-tone Ford Explo-uh
You know how it’s done
Sounds bumpin
Ain’t that sumthin?
Jumped on the 110
She’s flyin in the Blazer
Like “Go Speed Racer”
But I ain’t gonna chase her
Like Racer X
But I won’t flex
Til it’s time to have sex
So when you wanna get togetha?
Cause you know a nigga like me
Is down for whatever
Cunt
Cunt
KKK
TRUE HESSIAN ART. THE UNDERLYING THEME IS BEING ABLE TO ADAPT TO ANYTHING.
HESSIAN AS FUCK.
Mastodon’s first two records are too brutal for me. I can’t stand listening to them. Their new shit is pure sellout material and I love sucking cock while it’s playing in the background. I also like horrorcore when I’m getting reemed in the asshole. There’s nothing like Blaze Ya Dead Homie and Insane Clown Posse while taking a 6 incher up my ass. Pure, golden, homosexual pleasure! Ahhhhh!!