Kaeck Stormkvlt has been remastered by Zwaertgevegt Productions and released on vinyl for diehard metal fanatics to appreciate an even fuller sound.
You can find the mailorder page here where you can secure your copy. Remember this is not for normies and they will panic if you start describing it.
Tags: Black Metal, kaeck
While at it here’s a Strijd remaster as well
https://limewire.com/d/eTMND#XTwpUQBkxX
I am the replacement of Venus – she was a tried hard failure during the ANUS days. British and Finnish ancestry, sounds like a rotten combo to me. I am the descendent of Odin and Dracula, the perfect marriage. I bet she would go out of her way and go lesbian on me if she knew who I was, but I kept my cool during the “corrupt” days and saw what a hilarious circus that was. I’m not interested anyway, I’m glad that moronic woman is gone.
I am as I’ve demonstrated a much more pleasant and interesting person to be around with, and I got a genius-psychic level IQ well into the 140’s, maybe in the 150’s on a good day.
This record badly needed a remaster or, better, a remix – pretty much like this post needs a “remaster” of the image of the album cover.
U on a computer or sumthin m8
Such armchair profundity! What do you do?
I run the car wash where Azagthoth worked in the Abominations era. Currently hiring. Wanna fill my openings boi?
Italians are subhumans.
Christianity makes men weak, but not as weak as equality does.
Women secretly crave being kidnapped by a powerful man.
Half the album is ruined by the stupid random shouting trying to be unique, but thankfully they toned that idiot down on the other albums.
As the name suggests, you are an insane faggot. The vocals fucking RULE on all of Kaeck, including and maybe even especially on this album. This is the best album of the 2010s, possibly tied with Godless Arrogance.
Vinyl sounds like shit.
Maybe your hipster Crossley turntable with your faggoty Bluetooth speaker are the problem?
Vinyl is fun but he’s right. It’s all made on computers and then they squish that onto a vinyl. Not exactly retarded, but not releasing a CD version as well is.
Any band or label with any modicum of competence, no matter how underground they are, has a separate master for pressing on vinyl and one for digital releases. If they’re not doing that, they’re clowns.
And if they are already doing that, and your records still sound like shit, you need to drop some actual money on an actual stereo. Even a halfway decent turntable and receiver should have more fidelity than you need since any self-respecting metalhead should have hearing damage from going to shows and shooting guns.
Ikr cymbals and guitar solos have this cool like ringing static sound in my right ear and tinnitus is like just always kind of hanging out
I have a modest collection of choice tapes cds and records but that shits in storage
Spending 2 3 400 on a decent Bluetooth device and streaming is sufficient
That being said it behooves a man to have a place, somewhere, with giant punishing speakers and several terabytes of flac files
Hahaha
Danceable death metal sucks
Kid rock sucks
Rap metal done by whites sucks
Kaeck should leave all humans alone except for wigger fags and hip flop shit?
Fair? Hey brett I saw a insane ass clown rage posse dude today can I hunt him down and kill him?
Can I put aids in some faygo hav korn icp drink it?
So says
The grim reaper Plesionectescons
Gnathomortis prime raprockzilla
Ghost rider metal
Gods of sorcery
Hahaha what do you think of Hollywood bitches brett give me your honest answer?
You forgot to mention the Hawaiian bitches… don’t go human on us now…
Just wanna say Sodomgoat is missed on X, you got tired of it? The place is severely lacking people with brains, musical taste and ability to write. Most of my timeline now is big tits (still nice) and zoomers that think Hitler is the shit and that the Juice are behind everything from bad weather to haemorrhoids (tedious). Anyways, I’m giving this a listen now, it sounds promising. Sammath is viciously good, so.
X is always my first choice for musick goss, then this place.
Many wankers digging Dissection-Reinkaos tho. Only DMU is real
Which of these movies, that ripped themselves off is the best one? The true one, rather… Personally I like them all, I cannot decide, maybe Brett will bestow us the wisdom.
The Matrix
The Truman show
Dark City
I fucking hated dark city
But I really liked crimes of the future while knowing it’s dumb whereas the aforementioned is objectively good so idk. Tbh I don’t have much patience even for movies Iike
You know what genre has really been suffering for a while is sci fi
Have not seen the middle one. Rewatched Dark City, was less impressed. Never liked Teh Matix (read Gibson instead…).
What is interesting is that all three movies came around the same time, and they all deal with overcoming a false reality.
The execution is basic textbook hollywood. The idea however is great, and that’s why I like these movies for what they are.
If you want superior cyberpunk fiction however, there is Deus Ex, System Shock and the Shadowrun universe to name a few, but I don’t play videogames when I’m drinking because it takes too much effort so I just lazily watch movies instead.
So… like shittier versions of Repo Man?
;)
Just to clarify, to make it very clear: what is the destination marked on the bus in this movie?
We are living in the matrix already right now in an insanely blue pilled society (or Terry Gilliam’s Brazil 1985 based off Orwell if you will). I got permabanned from discord where even VPN doesn’t work anymore, because they’re using phone number verification now, before the ID face-scan kicks in soon.
I didn’t even do anything illegal, and being a woman using the “me too” card doesn’t help anymore either – believe me I tried. What I did was being brutally honest, and the hypersensitive Gen Z generation is utterly pathetic, and the fact they can’t even handle a drink and would faint over a mere glass of beer says enough about who we’re dealing with.
For example, I was in a “Black Metal” discord, but I got instantly banned for mentioning recreational drug use. Welcome to the matrix.
(c) Bitter alcoholic 90s-tragic Gen X Cassandra, 2026
You’re not far off, Watch 12 monkeys, considering that Terry Gilliam may be the best director ever.
And listen to Xenomorph – Cassandra’s Nightmare
The People are… retarded. Used to be at least “cool” to do “bad” because people naturally tended to unspoken agreement upon superficial customs a sense of ingenuity, but I guess the new guys are going to take their hormone therapy and castrative surgery alongside the healthy diet, exercise, and nonsmoking regime. Truly… retarded.
Basically.
Hormone therapy/surgery/prozac is approved, but recreational drugs/drinking is of the devil. Fascinating how the reptilian mind of the modern day communist works, dead but dreaming…
The answer is simple, a bit late, sorry I had too much to drink as always. The most beautiful woman alive is a hard burden.
s) See half-life ending:
Holographic assistant
b) Ending of Shadowrun Returns: Lofwyr – Brackhaus, same thing
https://shadowrun-series.fandom.com/wiki/Hans_Brackhaus
I will enjoy ordering decent metal CDs to my mailbox on my land that is not in a shithole city! Thanks for heavily influencing this decision, I absolutely regret every year I’ve spent in the goddamn fucking awful cities! Now I can go outside and am I a fucking rocked by the tranquil silence. Losers! Be one more! Save your money and get the fuck out of that shitty city, it is doing nothing for you.
I will enjoy ordering indecencies of every kind to my shithole inner city hovel slot, my tranquillity untroubled by bucolic sycophants fiddling their step-kids in the sleepout while Pantera’s This Love crackles through a tinny transistor radio.
The Dutch, it’s said, often mistake
their music for things that you bake,
they rattle their clogs
and strangle some dogs,
record it, and then call it Kaeck
Idk
I hate women
I hate dykes
I hate shemales
How do I make a female black Hawaiian tongan polish jew trump rap metal band that’s not leftist crazy shit?
Can minorities think like hitler and trump?
Brett answer ok?
Mulattoes can’t be saved? So Mariah Carey is doomed huh?
The belodoncutioners
Black Hawaiian raprockzilla
Basilosaurus prime metal
Brancasaurus sawfly police
And can blacks be saved in africa? Will we die out?
Margaret Brennan is a stinky white cunt that licks my balls bottomless on the toilet too
Irish jokes anyone?
I AM JAN I AM JAN. JAN I AM.
THAT JAN I-AM! THAT JAN-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT JAN-I-AM!
WOULD YOU LIKE KEACK/SAMMATH BAND?
I DO NOT LIKE THEM,JAN-I-AM.
I DO NOT LIKE KAECK/SAMMATH BAND.
WOULD YOU LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE?
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE KAECK/SAMMATH BAND