So we heard a lot about this movie made based on the book “Lords of Chaos,” about the early 1990s black metal underground?
Wrong — sort of.
It’s about Norway, church burnings, the underground, etc. BUT instead of being about black metal, the soundtrack will be hip-hop, the musicians will be rappers, and teenage Twilight heartthrob Jason Rathbone will kill “Euronymous” after a rap-off in which Rathbone (a/k/a “Varg”) will be the winner.
Prepare to weep!