We knew many of the newer metal fans were absolute wankers, but an Austin masturbator wearing a Darkthrone shirt has hit the news:

The man entered the store, selected some items, then went to the dressing room. APD says he left the curtain open while he pleasured himself and was indecently exposed.”

The man is described as a white male around 30 years old with a large build. He also has a reddish beard and mustache.

First, does he not know of CCTV everywhere? Second, can he even name a Darkthrone album before Panzerfaust? We should ask him what his Reddit username is.

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