#Metalgate: Bestial Evil Throws in the Towel

Bestial Evil's restaurant bathroom

Baltimore-based social justice warrior crustcore band Bestial Evil USA have finally stopped attempting to play metal music claiming “…we are done being slandered and we’re done being associated with hate shit.”

Hello to friends and fans…

Bestial Evil has ended its reign.

Thanks for the support over the years.

Bestial Evil’s reign over their graffiti and needle-ridden back alley came to an end when the chef fired them for taking too many cigarette breaks in-between busing tables. Good riddance.

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14 thoughts on “#Metalgate: Bestial Evil Throws in the Towel”

  1. LostInTheANUS says:

    Wow, one hint of adversity and they can’t take it.

    1. Ludvig B.B. (vOddy) says:

      The conviction is inspiring

  2. Carnage says:

    Solution to SJW metal: produce superior music that SJWs won’t know how to successfully emulate while raising standards and ignoring everything that does not meet said standards. SJW shit is filtered out by default, we point and laugh, they call us racist, we laugh harder.

    1. C.M. says:

      Good plan foiled by the majority (morons) who can’t tell good honest music from corporate copycat bullshit and will fall for the simple tricks, causing truly expressive art to be drowned out and colored obsolete by those who stand to profit from its demise.

      1. Carnage says:

        I think that the majority of metal’s problems are reflections of the overall human problem: too many morons, as well as – and this is important – the tendency of higher-quality people to give up.

        If the smartest metalheads insist on something, the rest of the true metalheads (and those who wish to imitate these first two groups) will fall in line. And that will save metal. Remember, they can only co-opt us if we let them.

        “The best lack all conviction, while the worst are filled with passionate intensity.” Your passionate intensity will snuff out theirs like a candle, if you can pull it together.

        1. the tendency of higher-quality people to give up.

          I agree. The smarter someone is, the more likely they are to retreat to their own rooms and moralize about how everyone else will be sorry one day.

        2. LostInTheANUS says:

          I think one of our strengths is that the core base of metalheads is unsubvertable, at least it seems like it to me. Sure, our enemies can prop up some fake following for their shit fad bands, but it’s flawed because they’re relying on the lowest common denominator and you know how loyal that lot is, once they all “grow out” of whatever they have convinced them metal is, or they get serious and start exploring actual metal and find out how much better it is and what a waste of time it was to listen to the dreck they used to listen to, the house of cards they have made collapses.

          Look at what happened to nu metal, glam metal, “gothic” black metal et al. and what’s happening to indie metal and compare it to established classics of the genre. How many people will listen to Bathory in 10-15 years compared to something like Deafheaven?

          There is the problem of higher-quality people to give up on morons, but like you mentioned we mustn’t give up.
          Be the change you want.

          When you’re spreading the message of real metal, there’s always be pretenders who’ll challenge you. Defeat them and show them no mercy, people respect strength, especially in metal, when you win people will flock to you.

          There are two important things to watch out for when they do challenge you:
          First they’ll shout the usual insults at you along with shitty arguments. “Elitist!”, “As long as it sounds good to you, it’s good, man. Bring me another Pabst, will ya?”, “Yeah well music is like, just subjective dude.”
          Destroy their subhuman arguments and/or subvert them, like saying that there’s nothing wrong in wanting quality music to be made and celebrated, on the contrary, it should be encouraged.

          Second, they’ll double down and start projecting, like saying that you’re a loser, you can’t get laid, you’re ugly, you have no friends etc.
          Don’t let this stop you, keep defeating their arguments one by one and don’t pull any punches.

          Just remind yourself that those kind of people aren’t in this scene due to merit, but because they have enough free time to participate in it. In today’s sick society having enough participation medals = merit, no matter if you’ve got nothing to show for it. Their arguments and judgements are worthless, you are superior in every way. It’s like jerking off to your pet hamster, you don’t care about what the hamster thinks about your taste in porn and the sounds you make when you’re spanking the monkey, you’re on a much higher level of intelligence compared to the hamster.

  3. Rainer Weikusat says:

    As I can rarely resist a silly joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HA0h0ApLf0

  4. Big Daddy O says:

    Shawn Wright was my lover boy. I will miss his tight ass squeezing my 6 in love-pole.

    1. C.M. says:

      Obvious troll is obvious. No way was that guy’s ass tight.

    2. wtfsambora says:

      He’s totally got a main squeeze already.


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  6. morbideathscream says:

    Death to false metal!

    This joke of a band did provide good comic relief.

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