0 thoughts on “Monday night metal radio mutts”

  1. brutal slayer of christians, noble hessian warrior of death says:

    Not enough KoRn for my taste.

  2. FUCK KORN! says:

    FUCK FAKE METAL LIKE KORN!

    DARK TRANQUILLITY AND IN FLAMES FOREVER!

  3. badow badow badow badow wiggy wiggy says:

    Come on man ҚoЯη had some good songs.

  4. In Flames says:

    HA HA WE JUST ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE DISSECTION AND YALL NIGGAS BOUGHT EVERY RECORD

  5. e.g. Hatebreed, Madball, Terror, Full Blown Chaos, Born From Pain, Bury Your Dead, Machine Head, Pantera (yes I fucking said it) says:

    I wish “metal” referred to bands that are actually heavy, I guess what are usually termed “tough guy hardcore” bands, and not the trebly kiddie spaz shit it usually is. When I hear the word “metal” I instinctively think of heavy, palm muted riffs, not tremolo picking, blastbeats, and other such stupid shit.

  6. replace w/ Sepultura - Chaos AD says:

    actually I take it back, Pantera blows

  7. lsakdlksad says:

    I just wanna listen to some hard core metal right now…

    NO U SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. ffff says:

    “Libertarian: What’s the problem? Intercourse was consensual.

    Traditionalist: This isn’t wickedness, per se, but degeneracy at least.

    Eugenicist: All we need to do now is sterilize him, his offspring, and her offspring, and we are in for the win.

    Mainstream Republican: We need to arrest this deviant.

    Mainstream Democrat: We need to celebrate this martyr to the cause of freedom with a book and movie.”

    LOL WUT?

    You guys seriously think Democrats are anything but right-of-center moralist crybabies in the eyes of the rest of the world?

  9. lyrics from the upcoming Cannibal Corpse album says:

    Hit you in the face
    Kick you in the balls
    Stabbing in your chest
    Stomping on your head

    I take a chainsaw
    And cut your neck off
    While I smoke crack
    And masturbate

    I stab a cheerleader
    Stab her in the pussy
    I burn her house down
    With her family in it

    I point my gun at a dog
    And I pull the trigger
    I have sex with the dead dog
    Because I hear the voices

    The voices are satanic
    I suffer so much
    I stab somebody again
    Then I kill myself

  10. Democrat says:

    If you don’t like gay marriage, don’t have one! lololol! I sure showed those haters!

  11. Horror of the Zombie Cocks says:

    Scalp all purplehaired scum

  12. @Democrat says:

    Obese republican spotted.

  13. Norwegian Black metal isn't really metal but more of punk. says:

    “When I hear the word “metal” I instinctively think of heavy, palm muted riffs, not tremolo picking, blastbeats, and other such stupid shit.”

    So what is black metal to you?

  14. the truth says:

    The following rock (roughly) bands mop the floor with any metal in terms of emotion, sheer physicality, and in the case of the first one, spiritualism:

    Swans
    The Jesus Lizard
    Big Black

    You’d probably call them “hipster” or something, but they were around before there was such a thing, making great music while the guys in Averse Sedonkwhatever were eating lunchables. 8===>

  15. @the truth says:

    I’d call you a “hipster”

  16. pitchfork reader says:

    Hey guys, great site. I’m not so sure about most of these bands, but good to see you list My Bloody Valentine and The Doors! Hey, y’all ever hear of Animal Collective? Anyone into chillwave? Futurist hip-hop?

  17. Also says:

    I asked about the new Rotting Christ a few entries ago, I got some pretty bad feedback. But I checked it out and it’s actually very good! Unlike TIME GHOUL and BIRTH AD.

  18. now u have teh butthole aids lol says:

    I put teh aids in ur butthole lol

  19. butthole says:

    butthole

  20. Cuntservationist says:

    That radio show needs more A.S.S.M (aspie solar or sun metal) like wiht, bunch of fags!!!

  21. Carfa'gest says:

    Actually thats “Sun” or “Solar” metal.

    The quotation marks are of extreme importance.

  22. Mastodon rules says:

    the Swans play “solar-rock” and The Jesus Lizard play “”sun-indie pop””… great to listen to with a Pabst!! i luv my trucker hat.

  23. bork says:

    Did Sunn O))) start Sun Metal?

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